WTF Kellogg's hidden scrotal assault

[Luke de Spa]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b1...a/nutpunch.jpg

[wHATcOLOR]

OUCH sounds painful!

[sleeper]

if you want to know what nuts have to do with kelloggs, you should know that dr. kellogg was a total fucking lunatic, completely obsessed with defecation, female circumcision, neutering, etc. the defecation one is what corn flakes were designed for, actually. look up some stuff, its really interesting

[sleeper]

oh wait, i thought this was a photoshop that was riffing on kelloggs perversion

nevermind

[Luke de Spa]

Looks like they still stand for the same sorta shit then.

[GlasgowKiss]

Wow, kellogs was a sick motherfucker.

[alisonmonster]

extreme cereal?:erm

Poochie the Rockin Dog wouldn't look out of place as a mascot for that. 'He's totally in my face!'

[Oranjes]

Originally posted by sleeper
if you want to know what nuts have to do with kelloggs, you should know that dr. kellogg was a total fucking lunatic, completely obsessed with defecation, female circumcision, neutering, etc. the defecation one is what corn flakes were designed for, actually. look up some stuff, its really interesting

In 1876, at age 24, Dr. John Harvey Kellogg became the staff physician at the Battle Creek Sanitarium (The San), a position he would hold for 62 years. Kellogg was not a true quack. His surgical skill was admired by the Doctors Mayo. A vegetarian, he advocated low calorie diets and developed peanut butter, granola, and toasted flakes. He warned that smoking caused lung cancer decades before this link was studied. Kellogg was an early advocate of exercise and "biologic living."

Nonetheless, Dr. Kellogg engaged in questionable medical practices. The San offered hydropathy, electropathy, mechanotherapy and radium cures. For a time, Kellogg promoted "Fletcherizing" or chewing food until it slithered down the throat. He changed his mind about Fletcherizing when he decided that excessive chewing destroyed the fiber content of the food. Kellogg opposed sexual activity from masturbation to marital intercourse. A doctor, he never made love to his wife!

Kellogg 's great obsession was the bowel and elimination. According to Josh Clark :

From his earliest days as a doctor, Kellogg was fascinated with the bowel. "It was his favorite piece of anatomy," John Deutsch has written, "his first love." It held him in rapture. Once, when an Adventist interrogator framed all of his medical questions in terms of religious beliefs, Kellogg turned on him:

"Is God a man with two arms and legs like me?" he demanded. "Does He have eyes, a head? Does He have bowels?"

"No," the Adventist answered, deeply offended.

"Well I do," cried Kellogg," and that makes me more wonderful than He is!"

It was the bowel that got Kellogg's undivided medical attention. Ninety percent of all illness, he would calmly explain, originated in the stomach and bowel. "The putrefactive changes which recur in the undigested residues of flesh foods" were to blame, he explained. Guests who arrived at Battle Creek soon learned that their once-pristine bowel was now a sewer of autointoxication, full of poisons like creatin, skatol and indol.

Kellogg's influence and enthusiasm made the bowel not only an acceptable subject of polite conversation, but a national obsession. More and more people became convinced that their bowel must be given an antiseptic cleansing. Autointoxication begone! The medical wizard of Battle Creek could provide the answer. The bowel, poisoned by meat-eating, drinking, smoking and usually anything pleasurable, was poked, prodded and otherwise assaulted by attendants at the San.

Kellogg made sure that the bowel of each and every patient was plied with water, from above and below. His favorite device was an enema machine ("just like one I saw in Germany") that could run fifteen gallons of water through an unfortunate bowel in a matter of seconds. Every water enema was followed by a pint of yogurt -- half was eaten, the other half was administered by enema "thus planting the protective germs where they are most needed and may render most effective service." The yogurt served to replace "the intestinal flora" of the bowel, creating what Kellogg claimed was a squeaky clean intestine.

If a healthy dollop of yogurt was not enough to do the trick, more drastic steps were necessary. If autointoxication persisted and poisons remained, the offending stretch of intestine was removed. Kellogg performed as many as twenty operations a day.

The result, Kellogg claimed, was nothing short of medical revolution. By pumping yogurt cultures into the rectums of America's well to do, Kellogg claimed that he had managed to cure "cancer of the stomach, ulcers, diabetes, schizophrenia, manic depressives, acne, anemia ... asthenia, migraine and premature old age." There was nothing a clean bowel couldn't handle.

[Phobophile]

Interesting



From his earliest days as a doctor, Kellogg was fascinated with the bowel. "It was his favorite piece of anatomy," John Deutsch has written, "his first love." It held him in rapture. Once, when an Adventist interrogator framed all of his medical questions in terms of religious beliefs, Kellogg turned on him:

"Is God a man with two arms and legs like me?" he demanded. "Does He have eyes, a head? Does He have bowels?"

"No," the Adventist answered, deeply offended.

"Well I do," cried Kellogg," and that makes me more wonderful than He is!"

[sleeper]

to quote him:

A remedy for masturbation which is almost always successful in small boys is circumcision. The operation should be performed by a surgeon without administering an anesthetic, as the brief pain attending the operation will have a salutary effect upon the mind, especially if it be connected with the idea of punishment. In females, the author has found the application of pure carbolic acid to the clitoris an excellent means of allaying the abnormal excitement

[Phobophile]

Damn you, oranjes!!!

[Oranjes]

Originally posted by Phobophile
Damn you, oranjes!!!

I..I...I didn't mean too!

[Phobophile]

Originally posted by Oranjes
I..I...I didn't mean too!

Don't cry. I love you.

[Oranjes]

Originally posted by Phobophile


Don't cry. I love you.

swiss cheese, but what does it all mean?

I stopped crying.. Your post was strangely magical.

[Phobophile]

Originally posted by Oranjes
swiss cheese, but what does it all mean?

I stopped crying.. Your post was strangely magical.

Actually, I just needed to use the cheese for an image to send in a PM.

[Oranjes]

Originally posted by Phobophile


Actually, I just needed to use the cheese for an image to send in a PM.

I've been fooled.. Who was the pm to? huh.

[Luke de Spa]

http://medinfo.ufl.edu/other/histmed.../images/13.jpg

Ass pirate.

[Oranjes]

He was against all sex! He wouldn't even have it with his wife.. And look how happy he looks.

[Fonzie]

Originally posted by Oranjes
In 1876, at age 24, Dr. John Harvey Kellogg became the staff He warned that smoking caused lung cancer decades before this link was studied.

What a crackpot!

[Oranjes]

Originally posted by Fonzie


What a crackpot!

i know right

[daydreamer999]

oh noes - it's an iron man conspiracy

[Marquee Moon]

Originally posted by sleeper
if you want to know what nuts have to do with kelloggs, you should know that dr. kellogg was a total fucking lunatic, completely obsessed with defecation, female circumcision, neutering, etc. the defecation one is what corn flakes were designed for, actually. look up some stuff, its really interesting

Really expands my appreciation for the slogan in the lower righthand corner of that box in the pic...