How to break two people up? or...

O · 11-29-2002, 05:39 PM

It sucks to have a girl use you to hook up with your best friend.

Like it says, this girl became good friends with me, for the purpose hooking up with my best friend. She succeeded, and my poor friend is so passive, he takes all her abuse. I only get to see him when she says its alright for him to have "friend time".

That being said, what's the best way to break up a couple, and not ruin my friendship?

Kalsedony · 11-29-2002, 05:42 PM

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Originally posted by O
It sucks to have a girl use you to hook up with your best friend.

Like it says, this girl became good friends with me, for the purpose hooking up with my best friend. She succeeded, and my poor friend is so passive, he takes all her abuse. I only get to see him when she says its alright for him to have "friend time".

That being said, what's the best way to break up a couple, and not ruin my friendship?

Kill her.

FearFactory · 11-29-2002, 07:01 PM

step 1: take a picture of her drunk, being fucked by your friend. It helps if it's in your own room, that way you can set up an easy photo to use in step 2.
step 2: take that picture, and photoshop it so it looks like she's being fucked by someone else. If you'd like, pick up a homeless guy and pay him $10 and give him a bottle of wine to get in the exact position on your bed that your friend was in the picture.
step 3: kill the bum, take back your money and wine.
step 4: bury the bum in a remote field.
step 5: fumigate the house.

13 · 11-29-2002, 07:04 PM

http://www.iswest.net/~jason/Art/CM1...ca-ville.e.jpg

O · 11-29-2002, 07:59 PM

murder, death, kill. Got it!

MstrGhost · 11-30-2002, 12:09 AM

...just make him see what his really happening. oh god, that really must suck.

11-29-2002, 05:39 PM	#1
O Pledge Location: Winnipeg MB Canada Posts: 142	How to break two people up? or... It sucks to have a girl use you to hook up with your best friend. Like it says, this girl became good friends with me, for the purpose hooking up with my best friend. She succeeded, and my poor friend is so passive, he takes all her abuse. I only get to see him when she says its alright for him to have "friend time". That being said, what's the best way to break up a couple, and not ruin my friendship? __________________ You're wrong on so many levels. Here's all the levels: ----- ----- ----- ----- ----- You're wrong on all of them

11-29-2002, 07:01 PM	#3
FearFactory Socialphobic Location: the stars Posts: 10,493	step 1: take a picture of her drunk, being fucked by your friend. It helps if it's in your own room, that way you can set up an easy photo to use in step 2. step 2: take that picture, and photoshop it so it looks like she's being fucked by someone else. If you'd like, pick up a homeless guy and pay him $10 and give him a bottle of wine to get in the exact position on your bed that your friend was in the picture. step 3: kill the bum, take back your money and wine. step 4: bury the bum in a remote field. step 5: fumigate the house.

11-29-2002, 07:04 PM	#4
13 Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,453	http://www.iswest.net/~jason/Art/CM1...ca-ville.e.jpg

11-29-2002, 07:59 PM	#5
O Pledge Location: Winnipeg MB Canada Posts: 142	murder, death, kill. Got it!

11-30-2002, 12:09 AM	#6
MstrGhost Apocalyptic Poster Location: Portugal Posts: 2,805	...just make him see what his really happening. oh god, that really must suck.