i just killed a baby spider in the bathroom

twice · 11-27-2002, 06:08 PM

...with a bottle of tylenol pm.

i'm so mean.

slugger · 11-27-2002, 06:10 PM

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Originally posted by twice
...with a bottle of tylenol pm.

i'm so mean.

then I snuck in and ate him
im so sick

twice · 11-27-2002, 06:13 PM

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Originally posted by slugger

then I snuck in and ate him
im so sick

GET OUT YOU FUCK!

Kalsedony · 11-27-2002, 06:18 PM

you're both going to the lake of fire

twice · 11-27-2002, 06:32 PM

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Originally posted by Kalsedony
you're both going to the lake of fire

well aren't you a ray of sunshine.

DeviousJ · 11-27-2002, 06:41 PM

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Originally posted by twice

well aren't you a ray of sunshine.

Hey, she's not the one killing baby animals around here

Kalsedony · 11-27-2002, 06:43 PM

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Originally posted by twice

well aren't you a ray of sunshine.

I'm the happy voice of negative doom!

Guen · 11-27-2002, 06:46 PM

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Originally posted by Kalsedony

I'm the happy voice of negative doom!

what about positive doom?

Kalsedony · 06:53 PM

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Originally posted by Guen

what about positive doom?

Well, I'm both, you see. All at once.

twice · 11-27-2002, 06:53 PM

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Originally posted by DeviousJ

Hey, she's not the one killing baby animals around here

*weeps*

i was just afraid it would eat me...

jenn · 11-27-2002, 06:57 PM

don't worry, where there is one dead baby spider, there's a zillion other healthy baby spiders just roaming around your house waiting to either grow up, or be found. billions of 'em...

Kalsedony · 11-27-2002, 07:04 PM

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Originally posted by melancholia
don't worry, where there is one dead baby spider, there's a zillion other healthy baby spiders just roaming around your house waiting to either grow up, or be found. billions of 'em...

:: shudders ::

noir cat · 11-27-2002, 10:10 PM

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Originally posted by Graveflower
Spiders are horrifying creatures and should be eliminated. You did the right thing.

No, spiders eat misquetos and other insects. I like them. Except the poisonous ones and the scary ones. I had a tarantula sit on my head once. It was strange.

mirrar · 11-27-2002, 10:51 PM

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Originally posted by undivinemartyr
No, spiders eat misquetos and other insects.

i love spiders i think they're facinating and as long as they're not poisnous they're harmless.

Geek USA · 11-27-2002, 10:57 PM

killing spiders gives you bad luck que no?

Smiley33 · 11-27-2002, 11:07 PM

you sunk my scrabbleship!

ZERO · 11-27-2002, 11:59 PM

spiders rule

Orchestra · 11-28-2002, 02:15 AM

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Originally posted by Graveflower
Spiders are horrifying creatures and should be eliminated. You did the right thing.

you laugh at eatting a nodule of pus, yet you hate spiders
you confuse me Mr. Casey

Spiders own, they are natures killing machineI also agree with M_U

Orchestra · 11-28-2002, 02:20 AM

Acctually, my room is underground(basement level)
so its like a cave, and I never clean it. So its kinda damp, it makes the perfect home for house spiders, I have hunted them for years but I can't get rid of them. Then they kinda grew on me. I still catch them, but don't kill them,, I just make sure none are around me bed.
every so often i'll find a cluster of babies, so I put them outside;p

Zach · 11-28-2002, 02:22 AM

I once killed a spider while taking a shit.

I was just sitting there, minding my own business and I see it crawling on the bathroom wall, so i grab some toilet paper and smush it and throw it in the garbage.

Moths are creepy.

O'Doyle Rules · 11-28-2002, 03:08 AM

spiders dont have just one baby. you've just killed #1 of 1000000...hehe

Shattered · 11-28-2002, 03:37 AM

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Originally posted by Zach

Moths are creepy.

Moths are beyond creepy..they fuckin' scare me..I swear..they're fugly ass demon butterflies..and I don't care what people say..they're nasty ass creatures..evil evil creatures they are I tell you..

twice · 11-28-2002, 07:01 AM

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Originally posted by Shattered

Moths are beyond creepy..they fuckin' scare me..I swear..they're fugly ass demon butterflies..and I don't care what people say..they're nasty ass creatures..evil evil creatures they are I tell you..

a couple summers ago there was some sort of outbreak of moths in chicago...there weren't any screens on my windows, so every night i had to kill at least 16 before i could go to sleep....

...and then i'd turn the lights off and crawl into bed to hear a rustling noise carry through the fucking room.

i hate them. especially after silence of the lambs.

Kalsedony · 11-28-2002, 07:12 AM

I once got traumatized by a giant moth, as a wee Tanja. It was on my curtains and it was huge, and I being as young as I was automatically assumed by the size and shape that it was a butterfly.

I remember pointing it out to my mom, and totally freaking out as I watched her kill it.

I hate butterflies. And I hate moths.

Cactuar · 11-28-2002, 07:31 AM

All the baby spiders in the nursery
waving to each other clinging to their mothers
and smile at their dads who say
"Now that's a clever lad"

One particular spider, who's parents had named Ira, fell out of his mother's arms and became lost inside the giant insect hospital. Since mother spiders give birth to so many babies at one time it is exceedingly difficult to keep track of all of them and sometimes a baby will get lost without it's mother ever being aware of its absence. Ira was just such a case. He crawled about for hours crying but his mother couldn't hear him for Ira was a mute. This is where the story gets interesting.

He opened his mouth and discovered a lake in a crater on his tongue. He was thirsty so he drank from the lake. This proved to be a fatal mistake as the lake was really a cake filled with poisonous snakes, and Ira died.

A nurse discovered dead baby Ira and sank with grief. She gently lifted him up to her breast and carried him weeping to the head nurse to see if any baby spiders had been reported missing. The head nurse checked her missing baby spider file and told her that "No, no missing baby spiders have been reported." The nurse holding dead baby Ira then asked if they could have a funeral for him. The head nurse, being a very caring grasshopper, agreed that that would be the proper thing to do. So they dug a small hole near a yellow tulip, held a brief but moving requiem and with great sadness buried baby Ira.

Miraculously, Ira was quickly reincarnated as a wild horse on the far off planet called Nearly. on Nearly, wild horses hold the majority in the senate and Ira has discovered pudding. His favorite is the kind without raisins.

All the baby spiders in the nursery
waving to each other clinging to their mothers
and smile at their dads who say
"Now that's a clever lad"

severin · 08:07 AM

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Originally posted by Cactuar
All the baby spiders in the nursery
waving to each other clinging to their mothers
and smile at their dads who say
"Now that's a clever lad"

One particular spider, who's parents had named Ira, fell out of his mother's arms and became lost inside the giant insect hospital. Since mother spiders give birth to so many babies at one time it is exceedingly difficult to keep track of all of them and sometimes a baby will get lost without it's mother ever being aware of its absence. Ira was just such a case. He crawled about for hours crying but his mother couldn't hear him for Ira was a mute. This is where the story gets interesting.

He opened his mouth and discovered a lake in a crater on his tongue. He was thirsty so he drank from the lake. This proved to be a fatal mistake as the lake was really a cake filled with poisonous snakes, and Ira died.

A nurse discovered dead baby Ira and sank with grief. She gently lifted him up to her breast and carried him weeping to the head nurse to see if any baby spiders had been reported missing. The head nurse checked her missing baby spider file and told her that "No, no missing baby spiders have been reported." The nurse holding dead baby Ira then asked if they could have a funeral for him. The head nurse, being a very caring grasshopper, agreed that that would be the proper thing to do. So they dug a small hole near a yellow tulip, held a brief but moving requiem and with great sadness buried baby Ira.

Miraculously, Ira was quickly reincarnated as a wild horse on the far off planet called Nearly. on Nearly, wild horses hold the majority in the senate and Ira has discovered pudding. His favorite is the kind without raisins.

All the baby spiders in the nursery
waving to each other clinging to their mothers
and smile at their dads who say
"Now that's a clever lad"

beautiful

wangcomputers · 11-28-2002, 09:11 AM

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Originally posted by melancholia
don't worry, where there is one dead baby spider, there's a zillion other healthy baby spiders just roaming around your house waiting to drown you in a sea of tylenol pm

right on

Toast · 11-29-2002, 06:12 PM

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11-27-2002, 10:57 PM	#15
Geek USA car wash cunt Location: cuyler ave Posts: 39,762	killing spiders gives you bad luck que no? __________________ well.

11-27-2002, 06:08 PM	#1
twice Socialphobic Location: kitty in the middle Posts: 10,183	i just killed a baby spider in the bathroom ...with a bottle of tylenol pm. i'm so mean. __________________ j'en perds la raison dans la mer du japon

11-27-2002, 06:18 PM	#4
Kalsedony Ownz Location: St. Louis, MO Posts: 766	you're both going to the lake of fire

11-27-2002, 06:57 PM	#11
jenn Minion of Satan Location: new york Posts: 6,325	don't worry, where there is one dead baby spider, there's a zillion other healthy baby spiders just roaming around your house waiting to either grow up, or be found. billions of 'em...

11-27-2002, 11:07 PM	#16
Smiley33 Minion of Satan Posts: 6,542	you sunk my scrabbleship!

11-27-2002, 11:59 PM	#17
ZERO Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,494	spiders rule

11-28-2002, 02:20 AM	#19
Orchestra Minion of Satan Posts: 7,776	Acctually, my room is underground(basement level) so its like a cave, and I never clean it. So its kinda damp, it makes the perfect home for house spiders, I have hunted them for years but I can't get rid of them. Then they kinda grew on me. I still catch them, but don't kill them,, I just make sure none are around me bed. every so often i'll find a cluster of babies, so I put them outside;p

11-28-2002, 02:22 AM	#20
Zach Pledge Posts: 65	I once killed a spider while taking a shit. I was just sitting there, minding my own business and I see it crawling on the bathroom wall, so i grab some toilet paper and smush it and throw it in the garbage. Moths are creepy.

11-28-2002, 03:08 AM	#21
O'Doyle Rules Demi-God Location: nyc Posts: 374	spiders dont have just one baby. you've just killed #1 of 1000000...hehe

11-28-2002, 07:12 AM	#24
Kalsedony Ownz Location: St. Louis, MO Posts: 766	I once got traumatized by a giant moth, as a wee Tanja. It was on my curtains and it was huge, and I being as young as I was automatically assumed by the size and shape that it was a butterfly. I remember pointing it out to my mom, and totally freaking out as I watched her kill it. I hate butterflies. And I hate moths.

11-28-2002, 07:31 AM	#25
Cactuar Apocalyptic Poster Location: ur pants lol Posts: 2,915	All the baby spiders in the nursery waving to each other clinging to their mothers and smile at their dads who say "Now that's a clever lad" One particular spider, who's parents had named Ira, fell out of his mother's arms and became lost inside the giant insect hospital. Since mother spiders give birth to so many babies at one time it is exceedingly difficult to keep track of all of them and sometimes a baby will get lost without it's mother ever being aware of its absence. Ira was just such a case. He crawled about for hours crying but his mother couldn't hear him for Ira was a mute. This is where the story gets interesting. He opened his mouth and discovered a lake in a crater on his tongue. He was thirsty so he drank from the lake. This proved to be a fatal mistake as the lake was really a cake filled with poisonous snakes, and Ira died. A nurse discovered dead baby Ira and sank with grief. She gently lifted him up to her breast and carried him weeping to the head nurse to see if any baby spiders had been reported missing. The head nurse checked her missing baby spider file and told her that "No, no missing baby spiders have been reported." The nurse holding dead baby Ira then asked if they could have a funeral for him. The head nurse, being a very caring grasshopper, agreed that that would be the proper thing to do. So they dug a small hole near a yellow tulip, held a brief but moving requiem and with great sadness buried baby Ira. Miraculously, Ira was quickly reincarnated as a wild horse on the far off planet called Nearly. on Nearly, wild horses hold the majority in the senate and Ira has discovered pudding. His favorite is the kind without raisins. All the baby spiders in the nursery waving to each other clinging to their mothers and smile at their dads who say "Now that's a clever lad"

11-29-2002, 06:12 PM	#28
Toast Apocalyptic Poster Location: Woodinville, Wa. Posts: 3,193	http://www.bokadoinferno.hpg.ig.com....e/eight/10.jpg