If you were going to commit suicide, what method would you choose?

Nimrod's Son · 06-01-2004, 02:10 PM

I personally would choose the leap.

ravenguy2000 · 06-01-2004, 02:12 PM

Don't we have this thread like once a month?

And don't I say I would jump every time?

stefanie · 06-01-2004, 02:12 PM

an incomprehensive amount of pills.

Liquid-J · 06-01-2004, 02:13 PM

gunshot is the most effective

stefanie · 06-01-2004, 02:14 PM

wait, did i do that wrong?

i think it's supposed to be incomprehensible.

Nimrod's Son · 06-01-2004, 02:14 PM

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Originally posted by Liquid-J
gunshot is the most effective

I disagree. Jumping off of a really fucking high building and landing on concrete is more effective.

Dead · 06-01-2004, 02:14 PM

If you did it right pills would work.

stefanie · 06-01-2004, 02:14 PM

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Originally posted by SG Boi

doesn't always work

eh, second time i tried it i would have died if i hadn't gone to the hospital.

Nimrod's Son · 06-01-2004, 02:16 PM

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Originally posted by Dead
If you did it right pills would work.

Yeah, like if you took a bunch of pills and then jumped off a building.

ravenguy2000 · 06-01-2004, 02:19 PM

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Originally posted by SG Boi

i think my train method is the most effective

Plus it would be totally awsome for some random person walking down the tracks to just find somebody's body/head laying there.

Dead · 06-01-2004, 02:19 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Yeah, like if you took a bunch of pills and then jumped off a building.

That would work if the fall was high enough.

KAT · 06-01-2004, 02:38 PM

gunshot

blackfaerie · 06-01-2004, 02:54 PM

od on pills because i figure if i don't die from that, maybe i'll just choke on my own vomit ala jimi hendrix.

Dead · 06-01-2004, 02:55 PM

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Originally posted by KAT
gunshot

If you miss you could wake up with a shoulder blade for a jaw. I've seen it happen!

Ihaman · 06-01-2004, 02:56 PM

Now that I know how to put a catheter in...I'd euthanize myself.

Liquid-J · 06-01-2004, 03:02 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
I disagree. Jumping off of a really fucking high building and landing on concrete is more effective.

no, man. if you have good aim, then a gun will kill you. but if you jump off of a building, you have NO control over whether or not a giant eagle like the one in lord of the rings flies by and you land on his back. or if a giant truck filled with foam drives by. or if a fire hydrant explodes, and you gently ride the water down to safety... too many unknowns. or if the wind blows you so that you are perfectly upright when you hit, and your legs and spine shatter, but you're still alive, just paralyzed for the rest of time..

Dead · 06-01-2004, 03:04 PM

Those unlikely possibilities are awesome.

Slacker · 06-01-2004, 03:19 PM

I read a suicide site that said you can kill yourself by drinking too much water.

try that, let me know how it goes after you are done taking a piss.

View Poll Results: How's it gonna be?
Slash Wrists	1	5.00%
OD on pills	12	60.00%
Jump off of a high place	2	10.00%
Gunshot	5	25.00%
Hanging	0	0%
Stab self in chest a la Elliott Smith	0	0%
Voters: 20. You may not vote on this poll

06-01-2004, 02:10 PM	#1
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,943	If you were going to commit suicide, what method would you choose? I personally would choose the leap. __________________ - Nimrod's Son: Problem Solver!

06-01-2004, 02:54 PM	#13
blackfaerie cherrybombs, Red Bulls, and vodka. No really, I'm not a lush. Location: the liquor store, restocking. Posts: 8,883	od on pills because i figure if i don't die from that, maybe i'll just choke on my own vomit ala jimi hendrix. __________________ I used to make my Barbie doll and Ken doll have sex, while Stacey watched. I was a sick, sick child. Sometimes I made Stacey get in on the action.

06-01-2004, 03:04 PM	#17
Dead Deaddy is your daddy! Location: Veronica Mars played with my Wii. Posts: 39,187	Those unlikely possibilities are awesome. __________________ I like video games, Spider-Man, and long walks on the beach.

06-01-2004, 02:12 PM	#2
ravenguy2000 NO FATS Location: NO FEMS Posts: 29,008	Don't we have this thread like once a month? And don't I say I would jump every time?

06-01-2004, 02:12 PM	#3
stefanie Braindead Location: minnesota Posts: 17,402	an incomprehensive amount of pills.

06-01-2004, 02:13 PM	#4
Liquid-J keeping it to a dull roar Location: san francisco, ca Posts: 12,824	gunshot is the most effective

06-01-2004, 02:14 PM	#5
stefanie Braindead Location: minnesota Posts: 17,402	wait, did i do that wrong? i think it's supposed to be incomprehensible.

06-01-2004, 02:38 PM	#12
KAT Puleeento Location: Santiago of Mexico, Europe >++++(°> Posts: 4,012	gunshot

06-01-2004, 02:56 PM	#15
Ihaman Sometimes, though. Location: Hazard, California Posts: 21,274	Now that I know how to put a catheter in...I'd euthanize myself.

06-01-2004, 03:19 PM	#18
Slacker Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,429	I read a suicide site that said you can kill yourself by drinking too much water. try that, let me know how it goes after you are done taking a piss.