dorkthread: I just proved mathematically that Love doesn't work!

[JPK]

if A = the person you Love the most, B = you, and Love = 69, then
A + B = 69

considering that also Love = <3
69 = <3

if you calculate this with a calculator
69 = <3
Critical error.

Therefore,
Love = Critical error.

when Love > 3 = Critical error.
when Love < 3 = it works.

Therefure, we Love < 3, then it works.

We can assume that the lower the value, the lower your affection for a person is.

Therefore, I just proved mathematically that Love never works with people you really love, only with people you don't.

Furthermore, if you follow the writings of the great Corgan the Egomaniac,

Love = good
Love = kind
Love = drunk
Love = blind

4Love = good + kind + drunk + blind

4Love - good - kind = drunk + blink

Therefore,

4 love less good and less kind, you have to be drunk and blind.

Also,

Love4 = good x kind x drunk x blind

Love4 / (kind x drunk x blind) = good

I don't know what that means though.

[/dork]

yes, I have way too much time on my hands

[twilightfadez]

:erm

mon dieu

[Sapphire]

Your mom's a critical error.

[DeviousJ]

Originally posted by JPK
Therefore,
Love = Critical error.

when Love > 3 = Critical error.
when Love < 3 = it works.

[cap'n jazz]

Originally posted by Sapphire
Your mom's a critical error.

Hahaha. You're neat.

[guz]

Originally posted by DeviousJ

69 = <3...so < 3 = 69....and > 3 = critical error.







:erm

[JPK]

maybe I should delete this thread :erm

but love=69
and 69>3
so of course 69 isn't less than 3

you need a better number for love. how bout 0. like in tennis

then it would be love=0 and 0<3 so love does work with the people you love.

[cap'n jazz]

Who decided love was 96


WTF


Horny cunt.

[Sapphire]

Originally posted by cap'n jazz


Hahaha. You're neat.

I'm just doing the math.

[cap'n jazz]

I meant 69

[Sapphire]

Originally posted by cap'n jazz
Who decided love was 96


WTF

Whoever's been married longer than a week.

[Sapphire]

Originally posted by cap'n jazz
I meant 69

Now you tell me.

[guz]

Originally posted by trykristin
but love=69
and 69>3
so of course 69 isn't less than 3

you need a better number for love. how bout 0. like in tennis

then it would be love=0 and 0<3 so love does work with the people you love.

but 0 = nothing, thus A+B = nothing, and love = nothing.

Originally posted by guz
but 0 = nothing, thus A+B = nothing, and love = nothing.

for plenty of netphorians love=nothing
nothing could mean no frustrations, no alone feelings, and no hating themselves.

WHAT IS LOVE?!?!

[cap'n jazz]

Originally posted by trykristin


WHAT IS LOVE?!?!

S-U-ICEEIIDE





LOL U DUMMY SLORE SUICIDEDEE!!!!!!!! SMASHHING PIZNUMPS

[Nimrod]

Love also = ugly drug addict untalented bitch living off the coattails of the husband she had killed 10 years ago

[Sapphire]

Originally posted by Nimrod
Love also = ugly drug addict untalented bitch living off the coattails of the husband she had killed 10 years ago

Dude... it's time to let that ghost go...

[JPK]

Originally posted by guz
but 0 = nothing, thus A+B = nothing, and love = nothing.

you're neat

[Nimrod]

Originally posted by Sapphire


Dude... it's time to let that ghost go...

I agree, but she just won't do it.

[Sapphire]

Originally posted by Nimrod
I agree, but she just won't do it.

That's when you gotta start smacking her around a little bit.

I know Nimrod is usally a kind, gentle, caring human being.

BUT THIS BITCH HAS TAKEN IT TOO FUCKING FAR!!!!!!

Too fucking far man... too fucking far...

[mirrar]

Originally posted by trykristin
WHAT IS LOVE?!?!

BABY DON'T HURT ME
DON'T HURT ME
NO MORE

[AndySlash]

Originally posted by Mirror_Untrue
BABY DON'T HURT ME
DON'T HURT ME
NO MORE

[Deathborne]

I SHOT THE SHERIFF

[Liquid-J]

this is quite possibly the dumbest thread i've read on here in at least a year. thanks a lot, now we are all a little bit stupider.

[Sapphire]

Originally posted by Liquid-J
this is quite possibly the dumbest thread i've read on here in at least a year. thanks a lot, now we are all a little bit stupider.

And thus the expectations of visiting the netphorian forum board have been met.

[Rockin' Cherub]

you should buy a new calculator.

[lawson]

Originally posted by JPK
Furthermore, if you follow the writings of the great Corgan the Egomaniac,

Love = good
Love = kind
Love = drunk
Love = blind

4Love = good + kind + drunk + blind

4Love - good - kind = drunk + blink

Therefore,

4 love less good and less kind, you have to be drunk and blind.

that was good. but the rest....