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Apocalyptic Poster
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Just as I lifted my ass to fart, a fog horn sounded outside.
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What are the chances! Oh man, that's gold Sapphire, gold!
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Apocalyptic Poster
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That's what I was thinking.
How could I time up my intestinal instruments so perfectly with the outside world of which I have absolutely no control over? And then it hit me. God, Sapphire, God. God wanted it to happen. And seeing that it was so, I rushed to my already turned on computer that I was already sitting at, and proceeding to tell the tale of my ass, the gas, and the fog-horn that made it all funny. |
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As I lifted my fog, a leg horn sounded.
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Apocalyptic Poster
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You sir are a genius of the comedic variety.
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Apocalyptic Poster
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well played.
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