This is the best thing EVER

[spava]

he turned off the lights for me... what a kook.

[noir cat]

Originally posted by meow
hhahah he just layed an egg for me

Wtf, dude. Then I told him to do that, but all he did was put a black pillow over his face and he looked like he was going to suffocate but he didn't. Hm, I should tell him to go suffocate himself. Then I told him, "lay an egg and eat your young" but all he did was stand there and sway. Fuxor.

[Shparticus]

Now we gang up on Lee for getting our hopes up.

[DeviousJ]

Originally posted by Shparticus
Now we gang up on Lee for getting our hopes up.

My chicken knows kung fu

He did the Macarena for me.

that's really really freaky.

[mistle]

i love it!
except he wont do a hand stand for me

That fat fuck won't do push-ups.

[Helena Handbasket]

Originally posted by mistle
i love it!
except he wont do a hand stand for me

He did a hand stand for me! Well, he tried to.

I told him to do the splits. He tried to do it all 80's rockstar like, and fell in the process. Then he bowed.

so does this guy just sit around all day waiting to be told what to do? does he have days off and a body double?

[Nimrod]

Originally posted by trykristin
so does this guy just sit around all day waiting to be told what to do? does he have days off and a body double?

Oh my God, you really don't get it.

Originally posted by Nimrod
Oh my God, you really don't get it.

so explain it then big shot.

they are prerecorded commands for burger king, kristin. There are plenty of things he won't do cause they weren't recorded.
Notice how he always returns to the same standing position and spot? Or how some commands are identical?

[Nimrod]

Originally posted by trykristin

so explain it then big shot.

THE MAGIC OF BURGER KING!!

You really thought there was a guy that only listened to your commands 24/7? Holy fucking crap.

[ravenguy2000]

Originally posted by Nimrod


You really thought there was a guy that only listened to your commands 24/7? Holy fucking crap.

She's superimposing her future goals on her present life.

[DeviousJ]

Originally posted by Nimrod
THE MAGIC OF BURGER KING!!

You really thought there was a guy that only listened to your commands 24/7? Holy fucking crap.

In fairness, I did at first when he did exactly what I told him. The idea of some guy in a chicken suit on the internet, doing what he's told for a webcam isn't so out there...

[Nimrod]

Originally posted by DeviousJ


In fairness, I did at first when he did exactly what I told him. The idea of some guy in a chicken suit on the internet, doing what he's told for a webcam isn't so out there...

You have to be joking. Why would you be the only one giving him commands?

there were times when it took a while.

but FORGIIIIIIIIVE me for even assuming something so preposterous. CLEARLY i'm an idiot!!!! i mean MAN there is NO WAY that guy could do shit like that. i mean WEBCAM WHORES totally pretape that shit.

is there something wrong with not having any idea how that is done? i'm no html wiz and i don't know a lot about the internet and blah blah blah, so just say how it's done and be over with it.

[DeviousJ]

Originally posted by Nimrod
You have to be joking. Why would you be the only one giving him commands?

I hit a quiet spot, or everyone gets a window? It could have been like that webcam in a bar somewhere, where people take turns to control moving it around and zooming in and everything. Or that coke machine at some college which you can manipulate

[Nimrod]

Originally posted by trykristin
but FORGIIIIIIIIVE me for even assuming something so preposterous. CLEARLY i'm an idiot!!!! i mean MAN there is NO WAY that guy could do shit like that. i mean WEBCAM WHORES totally pretape that shit.

is there something wrong with not having any idea how that is done? i'm no html wiz and i don't know a lot about the internet and blah blah blah, so just say how it's done and be over with it.

Ok, we'll just go with the fact that you lack any common sense and the ability to deductively reason.