The MTV Cribs Rap!

Isle · 04-15-2004, 12:27 PM

by my sister!

she's 13 or something.

I don't know how to ask it
For a waste paper basket
My gold plated avocado
My silver coated ripe tomato
A wardrobe full of rabbits
Is one of many habits
I looked in a phonebook
Called Yellow Pages of Westbrook
My carpet is from Taiwan
It came with a free frying pan
I have a pet pidgeon
I love him just a smidgen (a smidgen, a smidgen)
On Saturday let's skate
I said don't be late, mate
Or you'll be fish bait
My home is in Helsinki
Some people call it dinky
My car is from Poland
I like to call it Roland (R-R-R-Roland)
Check out my fireplace
It'll burn off yo face
But don't have a race
Coz that just ain't the case (YALL)
One day I said to ILL Mitch
Kiss yo ass goodbye bitch
I buried him in a ditch
I'm a rap star - I'm rich
My favourite shape's a frustrum
About the size of a plum
I got a tatoo of Winnie the Pooh
Fat ass niggah and soopa fly Jew
Check my i-Pod
This shit ain't for a tight-wad
But I got more money than God
You know I love that cod
I go on vacation
To a secluded location
Where I have a playstation
Oh wait that's just my
IMAGINATION
My favourite star is ME
Including mah pee-pee
People say mah house is BLING
They would be right cause I have everything
MTV cribs
Now get outta mah house
I need to find a spouse
And deep fry a mouse
PEACE Y'ALL.

talent runs in the family, huh

Liquid-J · 04-15-2004, 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Isle

Check out my fireplace
It'll burn off yo face

haha!!!

Nimrod · 04-15-2004, 01:13 PM

Please never post shit like this again.

Sapphire · 04-15-2004, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nimrod
Please never post shit like this again.

04-15-2004, 12:27 PM	#1
Isle Braindead Location: Unison Posts: 19,375	The MTV Cribs Rap! by my sister! she's 13 or something. I don't know how to ask it For a waste paper basket My gold plated avocado My silver coated ripe tomato A wardrobe full of rabbits Is one of many habits I looked in a phonebook Called Yellow Pages of Westbrook My carpet is from Taiwan It came with a free frying pan I have a pet pidgeon I love him just a smidgen (a smidgen, a smidgen) On Saturday let's skate I said don't be late, mate Or you'll be fish bait My home is in Helsinki Some people call it dinky My car is from Poland I like to call it Roland (R-R-R-Roland) Check out my fireplace It'll burn off yo face But don't have a race Coz that just ain't the case (YALL) One day I said to ILL Mitch Kiss yo ass goodbye bitch I buried him in a ditch I'm a rap star - I'm rich My favourite shape's a frustrum About the size of a plum I got a tatoo of Winnie the Pooh Fat ass niggah and soopa fly Jew Check my i-Pod This shit ain't for a tight-wad But I got more money than God You know I love that cod I go on vacation To a secluded location Where I have a playstation Oh wait that's just my IMAGINATION My favourite star is ME Including mah pee-pee People say mah house is BLING They would be right cause I have everything MTV cribs Now get outta mah house I need to find a spouse And deep fry a mouse PEACE Y'ALL. talent runs in the family, huh

04-15-2004, 01:13 PM	#3
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