what do you do when you feel like taking a shit?

avian chaos · 11-17-2002, 03:04 AM

I try to clench my cheeks together & see how long I can go without letting the fucker creep out of my asshole.
EXTRA POINTS IF I FART WITHOUT SIMULTANEOUSLY SHITTING MY DRAWERS.

skippy · 11-17-2002, 03:07 AM

Oh now that's lovely.

Johnny Zoloft · 11-17-2002, 03:07 AM

heh.

i try to let little poots come out without shitting myself. i think it relieves pressure.

avian chaos · 11-17-2002, 03:09 AM

If there's a lot of people in my house while I'm trying to pinch a loaf I like to hold toilet paper under my rear to muffle the sound of all those little pressure poots echoing throughout my toilet bowl.

Elvis The Fat Years · 11-17-2002, 03:17 AM

i hate when hot chicks talk about this kinda stuff. it makes it harder for me to masturbate to thier pics.

ZeroDivide · 11-17-2002, 03:46 AM

Hey, thanks for sharing

This is a kewl thread

11-17-2002, 04:37 AM

i love this thread, as well.

nothing sexuer than a cute girl saying "poots".

11-17-2002, 04:58 AM

wangcomputers · 11-17-2002, 10:15 AM

i've gotten quite adept at holding in farts recently.
it's against the rules to fart in class.
i think that's why my stomach makes so many rubbling noises.
it's trapped wind going "let me out, fukka!"

< / share>

avian chaos · 11-17-2002, 02:46 PM

My stomach makes those rumbling noises too. My boyfriend always thinks it's my stomach grumbling 'cause I'm hungry ... little does he know that it's really THE SUPPRESSED RAGE OF A POOT!

Smiley33 · 11-17-2002, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by killtheyouth
Tessellation is fapping so hard right now.

hahaha

shaniqua · 11-17-2002, 02:48 PM

i go to the washroom.

Smiley33 · 11-17-2002, 02:49 PM

someone is taking over my poop legacy, finally

Eulogy · 11-17-2002, 02:50 PM

what the hell

Ketchup · 11-17-2002, 02:51 PM

chicks don't pinch loaves dammit!

Eulogy · 11-17-2002, 02:51 PM

I fucking hate it when someone farts and then gets pissed off at me for being slightly disgusted. Ugh.

11-17-2002, 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by avian chaos

... little does he know that it's really THE SUPPRESSED RAGE OF A POOT!

you have no idea how hard i laughed at that.

Shattered · 11-17-2002, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wangcomputers
i've gotten quite adept at holding in farts recently.
it's against the rules to fart in class.
i think that's why my stomach makes so many rubbling noises.
it's trapped wind going "let me out, fukka!"

< / share>

Wtf..is there an official rule in the classroom that states - You can't fart in class.. ?

..And yea..I try not to fart in the classroom either..and anywhere public..it's my unspoken rule of things not to do while in public.. the only time I'll fart in public is when I know I'm going to get away with it..or if I know for sure that it's going to be a silent one..

Orchestra · 11-17-2002, 11:01 PM

poots

Kalsedony · 11-17-2002, 11:05 PM

Shattered · 11-17-2002, 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kalsedony

..I was thinking the same thing..

wangcomputers · 11-18-2002, 05:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shattered

Wtf..is there an official rule in the classroom that states - You can't fart in class.. ?

nah, but that'd be cool.

the punishment could be 'no beans for a month'.

avian chaos · 11-18-2002, 01:35 PM

When I was a kid I lived in this house with a basement that had a big huge furnace & my brother & his friends used to eat these big huge cans of beans & they threatened to hog tie me & throw me down there with them after they had eaten one of those cans of beans.

Shattered · 11-18-2002, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wangcomputers

the punishment could be 'no beans for a month'.

That wouldn't be much of a punishment though..I think nothing but beans for a month would be more of a punishment..but then we'd be punishing ourselves..

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wangcomputers Apocalyptic Poster Location: UK Posts: 4,058	i've gotten quite adept at holding in farts recently. it's against the rules to fart in class. i think that's why my stomach makes so many rubbling noises. it's trapped wind going "let me out, fukka!" < / share>

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shaniqua Minion of Satan Location: that's my prerogative Posts: 7,420	i go to the washroom.

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Eulogy huh Posts: 62,361	what the hell

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Ketchup Apocalyptic Poster Location: Muskegon, MI Posts: 2,469	chicks don't pinch loaves dammit!

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Orchestra Minion of Satan Posts: 7,776	poots

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