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Old 09-28-2002, 04:57 PM   #1
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Post WHAT KIND OF RUBBERS DO YOU FOREGET TO USE AND JUST PULL OUT INSTEAD??

I WOULD PROBABLY USE TROGAN MAGNUMS BECAUSE OF MY VERY LARGE PECKER!! I LIKE TO ASK MY LADIE OF THE NIGHT IF SHE LIKES IT DEEP AND HARD BECAUSE THST'S WHAT SHE'S GOING TO GET!! LONG AND HARD AND DEEP AND IT WILL MAKE HER SORE IN THE MORNGING AND SHAKE HER OVARIES UNTILL THEY BREAK OFF THE STEMS IN HER PUSSY!! BE SHE WILL NOT MIND BEACUSE I WILL ROCK HER WORLS AND SHE WEILL MOAN OUT AND SCREAM JULLIAN!!! FUCK ME LIKE THE BEAST YOU ARE AND THEN PUTIN MY ASS AND GIVE ME A RIDE AROUND THE BLOCK!! AND THEN I'LL LIFT HER UP DOGGIE STYLEE AND GIVE HER A GOOD THUMPING UNTIL THE COWS COME HOME!!1 WHEN I AM FINISHED SHE'LL LET ME CONDITION HER HAIR WITH MY MANLY JUICE WITH A LITTLE TO MOISTURIZE HER FACE TOO!!!

SO WHAT CONDOMS DO YOU USE???

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF ICE CREAM??/

SOMETIMES I WILL TAKE A TRIP DOWN TO THE LOCAL BASKIN ROBBERTS AND ORDER UP MYSELF A CAKE OR THREE AND HAVE A PARTY!! THEN THE ESCORT LASDIES WILL SHOW UP AND WE WILL HAVE AN ICE CREAM FIGHT AND I'LL LICK OFF THE CHOCOLATE IS MY FAVORITE BUT NEOPALITAN IS PRETTY GOOD BECAUSE YOU GET EVERYTHIGN ROLLED INTOONE!!

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Old 09-28-2002, 04:59 PM   #2
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well, the chick i fuck actually prefers the "sauce" on burgers after sex. hehe...
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Old 09-28-2002, 05:12 PM   #3
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hey bitch, your CAPS LOCK is stuck

 
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Old 09-28-2002, 05:32 PM   #4
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Originally posted by Squashing Pineapples:
hey bitch, your CAPS LOCK is stuck
THAT IS VERY INTERETSTING BECAUSE I DID NOT KNOW THAT. I HAFVE AN EMACHINE AND I TYPE ON IT FREQUENTLY AND CAPS LOCK IS A VERY GOOD FEATURE ON IT. IT'S A WONEDER TO ME THAT THERE ISN'T MORE PEOLE UTILIZING THIS WONDERFUL FEATURE OF A COMPUTER. IT IS PROBABLY MORE REVOLUTINARY THAN CUT AND PAST BUTE I WOULDN'T KNOW BECAUSE I AM NOT A PROFESSER WITH A DEGREE IN HUMANITIES!!!

TAHNKS FOR THE UPDATE!!!

TALK TO YOU LATER!!1

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THE NETPHROIA KIDS ARE SO WACKY!
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Old 09-28-2002, 05:37 PM   #5
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I LOVE ALL CAPS TOPICS. I LOVE THEM SO MUCH IT MAKES SQUIRRELS SHOOT OUT OF MY BUM. LET'S BE FRIENDS.
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