7 calories

Elvis The Fat Years · 03-01-2004, 01:02 PM

in a teaspoon of semen.

thank you.

ravenguy2000 · 03-01-2004, 01:04 PM

I'm sure it depends on how thick it is.

ChristHimself! · 03-01-2004, 01:06 PM

I heard it was rougly 15 calories per 'dose'

Elvis The Fat Years · 03-01-2004, 01:07 PM

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

Elvis The Fat Years · 03-01-2004, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ShotFullOfDiamonds
I heard it was rougly 15 calories per 'dose'

you doubt my expertise? well let me tell you something, sir. i swallowed gallons of cum before you were even a twinkle in your mommas eye. its how ive kept my girlish figure and perfect complexion.

DeviousJ · 03-01-2004, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elvis The Fat Years
Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

You have some fucked-up dreams, man

Elvis The Fat Years · 03-01-2004, 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DeviousJ

You have some fucked-up dreams, man

there were midgets in thongs throwing apples the size of bowling balls at my head. sigmund freud was in drag singing show tunes. and david hasselhoff was giving me a pedicure.

Elvis The Fat Years · 03-01-2004, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hyperbole
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get this wanna-be cockjuice expert outta my thread.

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