The truth about sci-fi nerds

Ugly · 03-01-2004, 01:08 AM

from my friend, the unemployed rock star:

Q. Does watching Star Wars set one down the path to Nerdiness? What about that one jock who saw the movie and liked it in 77?

A. that was a critical time for nerd/jock relations... that person should have known better. now that person is probably bitter at the world that never loved him/her and may be seeking vengeance... all because he/she was so wrapped up in star wars that the thought of sex slipped his/her mind.

then the painful loop began

the person wasnt getting laid, so he/she sought comfort in star wars, not really realizing that star wars probably wasnt contributing to his/her cause for getting laid because the "beautiful" people were doing interesting stuff and having sex!

Q. So you're saying all Nerdiness began in '77? That seems silly. Weren't there jocks and nerds in the middle ages?

A. obviously... only back then, the nerds were guys who played the lute and lyre, and wizards.

much like today, people fear nerds because they may snap at any given moment... as they feared magicians back then

The truth or fiction? I dunno, I'm just posting what the man told me.

meow · 03-01-2004, 12:26 PM

Jocks secretly like star wars.

Stars · 03-01-2004, 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by meow
Jocks secretly like star wars.

you're an idiot

KrazeeStacee · 03-01-2004, 12:55 PM

I watched Episode 1 last night

03-01-2004, 01:08 AM	#1
Ugly Immortal Location: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed Posts: 21,249	The truth about sci-fi nerds from my friend, the unemployed rock star: Q. Does watching Star Wars set one down the path to Nerdiness? What about that one jock who saw the movie and liked it in 77? A. that was a critical time for nerd/jock relations... that person should have known better. now that person is probably bitter at the world that never loved him/her and may be seeking vengeance... all because he/she was so wrapped up in star wars that the thought of sex slipped his/her mind. then the painful loop began the person wasnt getting laid, so he/she sought comfort in star wars, not really realizing that star wars probably wasnt contributing to his/her cause for getting laid because the "beautiful" people were doing interesting stuff and having sex! Q. So you're saying all Nerdiness began in '77? That seems silly. Weren't there jocks and nerds in the middle ages? A. obviously... only back then, the nerds were guys who played the lute and lyre, and wizards. much like today, people fear nerds because they may snap at any given moment... as they feared magicians back then The truth or fiction? I dunno, I'm just posting what the man told me. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

03-01-2004, 12:55 PM	#4
KrazeeStacee Immortal Location: Sherwood Forest Posts: 21,296	I watched Episode 1 last night