Two remotely (barely) interesting things

barden · 02-27-2004, 04:13 AM

Dont waste your time with this thread unless you're bored.

Anyway:

Firstly, I looked down at my hand now, and I clearly have fresh bite marks with the teeth imprints still very clear on the knuckle of my left index finger. However, I do not remember biting myself. Anyway, that’s that.

Next: Dun dun duun, a Netphorian dream!

It was weird, I was in my office at work, and I was browsing Netphoria, some stuff happened I cant remember clearly, and then I was somewhere else (that could have possibly been the courtyard in my old school) talking to some people about the internet. I was trying to explain how amazing it was (and sounding like quite a dork). I then remembered the ideal example I had of the new advancements in the internet. As I related the story to the people listening (who ever they were) I remembered it happening. I showed them my hand which had a few messages written on it, that seemed quite long, but really small on my hand. It was kinda pretty. Anyway, I explained to them, that on the internet, with this new thing (in my head it was like a web cam / scanner), I had pushed my hand through this little thing, an it had gone through to another person who wrote the messages on my hand, and when I pulled it back the messages had been there, in a similar fashion to a message board. Anyway, in my head I knew the person who had written it was jenniferkate (who I do not know at all really but I guess it’s not too weird to dream of intelligent and attractive woman. Haha, I’m getting my netphorian groove on. Yeah right, not really. But I cannot tell a lie! It was jenniferkate and she wrote on my hand! Although it was not suggestive or sexual or anything).

And through the whole dream the background details and edges of the scenes seemed to be the netphorian colour scheme / layout etc. It was weird, but I just knew it was a netphorian dream.

barden · 02-27-2004, 04:15 AM

I say it was pretty, cause the sentances were long curvy lines that seemed to follow the creases on the palm of my hand. They were only on the palm. It was quite cool, cause when I zoomed in (mentally) I could pick up the details of the words and such.

I don’t remember what was written.

cap'n jazz · 02-27-2004, 05:59 AM

But did you get head?

barden · 02-27-2004, 06:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cap'n jazz
But did you get head?

Dude, I dont have to dream about getting head.

cap'n jazz · 02-27-2004, 06:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Agony_Imp

Dude, I dont have to dream about getting head.

I bet I can throw a shoe further than you.

barden · 02-27-2004, 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cap'n jazz

I bet I can throw a shoe further than you.

If shoe distance throwing if your thing, then possibly, yes.

Harry Taco P.I. · 02-27-2004, 02:12 PM

I think it is safe to say that the members here are way too involved if they are dreaming about the board and/or its members. :erm

barden · 02-29-2004, 02:57 PM

Not really, just that my sub concious is aware of what I do conciously.

Or something.

It's no big thing.

But you're too good for that eh?

I would fuck you up, I think.

jenniferkate · 02-29-2004, 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Agony_Imp
It was jenniferkate and she wrote on my hand! Although it was not suggestive or sexual or anything).

christ even in dreams i'm boring

barden · 03-01-2004, 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jenniferkate

christ even in dreams i'm boring

Yeah, sorry about that. Although I cant be blamed! I put my hand through the internet! The potential!

And you wrote on it.

Not much I can do about that.

02-27-2004, 04:13 AM	#1
barden Braindead Location: The Ghetto Posts: 19,611	Two remotely (barely) interesting things Dont waste your time with this thread unless you're bored. Anyway: Firstly, I looked down at my hand now, and I clearly have fresh bite marks with the teeth imprints still very clear on the knuckle of my left index finger. However, I do not remember biting myself. Anyway, that’s that. Next: Dun dun duun, a Netphorian dream! It was weird, I was in my office at work, and I was browsing Netphoria, some stuff happened I cant remember clearly, and then I was somewhere else (that could have possibly been the courtyard in my old school) talking to some people about the internet. I was trying to explain how amazing it was (and sounding like quite a dork). I then remembered the ideal example I had of the new advancements in the internet. As I related the story to the people listening (who ever they were) I remembered it happening. I showed them my hand which had a few messages written on it, that seemed quite long, but really small on my hand. It was kinda pretty. Anyway, I explained to them, that on the internet, with this new thing (in my head it was like a web cam / scanner), I had pushed my hand through this little thing, an it had gone through to another person who wrote the messages on my hand, and when I pulled it back the messages had been there, in a similar fashion to a message board. Anyway, in my head I knew the person who had written it was jenniferkate (who I do not know at all really but I guess it’s not too weird to dream of intelligent and attractive woman. Haha, I’m getting my netphorian groove on. Yeah right, not really. But I cannot tell a lie! It was jenniferkate and she wrote on my hand! Although it was not suggestive or sexual or anything). And through the whole dream the background details and edges of the scenes seemed to be the netphorian colour scheme / layout etc. It was weird, but I just knew it was a netphorian dream.

02-27-2004, 04:15 AM	#2
barden Braindead Location: The Ghetto Posts: 19,611	I say it was pretty, cause the sentances were long curvy lines that seemed to follow the creases on the palm of my hand. They were only on the palm. It was quite cool, cause when I zoomed in (mentally) I could pick up the details of the words and such. I don’t remember what was written. __________________

02-27-2004, 05:59 AM	#3
cap'n jazz Socialphobic Location: FUCKING HELL Posts: 11,689	But did you get head?

02-27-2004, 02:12 PM	#7
Harry Taco P.I. Oblivious Virgin Posts: 45	I think it is safe to say that the members here are way too involved if they are dreaming about the board and/or its members. :erm

02-29-2004, 02:57 PM	#8
barden Braindead Location: The Ghetto Posts: 19,611	Not really, just that my sub concious is aware of what I do conciously. Or something. It's no big thing. But you're too good for that eh? I would fuck you up, I think.