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Old 02-28-2004, 01:57 PM   #1
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Unhappy i had an accident last night when i was out at a club.

i ate some mexican food before we went and while we were there i got a bad case of the shits and pooped on myself.
i was so ashamed. i might kill myself today..

 
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Old 02-28-2004, 01:58 PM   #2
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HAHAHAHAHHAH!

 
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Old 02-28-2004, 02:34 PM   #3
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Where exactly did you shit on yourself?

Was it hard or soft shit?

Was it very runny?

Was it stinky?

 
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Old 02-28-2004, 02:43 PM   #4
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Old 02-28-2004, 02:56 PM   #5
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what the fuck?! were there no bathrooms in said club?

 
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Old 02-28-2004, 03:04 PM   #6
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http://newyork.craigslist.org/about/.../23807450.html

 
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Old 02-28-2004, 09:30 PM   #7
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like i said, it was an accident.
i just got sick really quick out of nowhere and lost control. i thought it was just gas at first, then i noticed my leg was wet.

 
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Old 02-28-2004, 09:54 PM   #8
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Haha, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time!

 
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Old 02-28-2004, 09:58 PM   #9
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Haha, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time!
your avatar is laughing too.

 
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Old 02-28-2004, 10:23 PM   #10
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i love you chongo.

 
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Old 02-29-2004, 03:33 AM   #11
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my sock got a little wet too. i thought i was going to cry.
and that was my NEW pair of Wranglers.

 
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Old 02-29-2004, 03:36 AM   #12
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So what did you do?

 
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Old 02-29-2004, 03:37 AM   #13
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i went home smelling like shit..what do you think?

 
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Old 02-29-2004, 03:39 AM   #14
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i didnt go home right away. i hung out for about an hour, drank a couple and danced a little.
i dont think anyone noticed. except this one girl she was asking if i stepped in dog shit. i told her yes.


....

 
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Old 02-29-2004, 03:50 AM   #15
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I would have gone home right away.

 
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Old 02-29-2004, 04:16 AM   #16
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i would have left right away, but i really wanted to dance in the contest.













HAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHA!

 
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Old 02-29-2004, 04:33 AM   #17
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Why is poop so funny hahahha

 
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Old 02-29-2004, 05:03 AM   #18
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why am i laughing so fucking hard at this thread

 
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Old 02-29-2004, 12:50 PM   #19
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why am i laughing so fucking hard at this thread

 
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Old 02-29-2004, 12:57 PM   #20
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i would have left right away, but i really wanted to dance in the contest.













HAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHA!
For your sake i'm glad you didn't win.

Imagine being called up as the winner with shit all over you
sorry man that sucks.

 
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Old 02-29-2004, 12:57 PM   #21
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dude thats just fucking nasty
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Old 02-29-2004, 01:20 PM   #22
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your avatar is laughing too.
Cherita is not laughing.

 
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Old 02-29-2004, 01:26 PM   #23
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Was Jeff Goldblum at the club?

 
 



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