so my sister is suddenly a huge weird al yankovic fan

[Isle]

she's been listening to Fat all day. weirdo.

[Isle]

i'm not sure, but one of the two.

[Fattening Ass]

eat it

HAVE SOME MORE TURKEY
HAVE SOME MORE SPAM

[Helena Handbasket]

Kenzie went through a huge Weird Al phase a few years back. lol.

[ambienlife]

i just dont see what people like in him

[GreenEggsNSpam]

Weird Al Lyrics - "Fat"


Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got more chins than Chinatown

Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Don'tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just now tell me once again who's fat

When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the Richter scale
Down at the beach I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one who gets a tan
If I have one more pie a la mode
I'm gonna need my own zip code

When you're only having seconds
I'm having twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell you once again who's fat

If you see me comin' your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that I'm hungry
Then won't you feed my face

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house
I really sit around the house

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know, you know, you know, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And you know all by myself I'm a crowd
Lemme tell you once again

You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, you know, hoo
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud
Just tell me once again who's fat

[bornentertainer]

Originally posted by ambienlife
i just dont see what people like in him

He's funny.

[Thad]

Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right




fucking love that line

[autumnNOCTURNE]

Originally posted by Hyperbole
Is she 11 or 12?

The genius of Al is clearly above you.

[melombar]

Since you've been gone

Since you've been gone
Well I feel like I've been chewing on tinfoil
Since you been gone
It's like I got a great big mouthful of cod-liver oil
Well, I'm feeling like I stuck my hand inside a blender and turned it on
You know I've been in a bundle of pain
Since you've been gone
(Well, since you've been gone, since you've been gone)


I couldn't feel worse if you dropped a 2 ton bowling ball on my toes
(Since you've been gone)
It couldn't hurt any more if you shoved a red hot cactus up my nose


Since you've been gone
Well, it feels like I'm gettin' tetanus shots every day
Since you've been gone
It's like I got an ice cream headache that won't go away

Ever since the day you left me
I've been so miserable my dear
I feel almost as bad as I did
When you were still here