I don't want want to play football.

skippy · 11-15-2002, 12:21 AM

I don't understand the rules of the game
I don't want to play football
I don't understand the thrill of running, catching, throwing
Taking orders from a moron
Grabbing for the sweaty crotches
Getting hit by people I don't know
Sugar, I'd rather play a different sort of game
Sugar, the girls are just as good as boys at playing

11-15-2002, 12:27 AM

What is to understand about the rules of football. The rules are ludicrous! WHO CARES!?

Anyone who can't understand the novelty of a bunch of guys in silly looking uniforms running up and down a field playing an obscenely complicated game should be deported.

frail_and_bedazzled · 11-15-2002, 06:03 PM

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Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros
What is to understand about the rules of football. The rules are ludicrous! WHO CARES!?

Anyone who can't understand the novelty of a bunch of guys in silly looking uniforms running up and down a field playing an obscenely complicated game should be deported.

pfft. it's belle and sebastian. shhhhhh.

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Why Am I So Ugly? · 11-15-2002, 06:08 PM

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Originally posted by Enisled
football rules. i really wanna play football.

i bet you really suck at it. two-hand-touch faggot

Why Am I So Ugly? · 11-15-2002, 06:13 PM

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Originally posted by Enisled

that sure came out of nowhere.

so, how come you didn't tell the rest of us osama was still alive?

it didnt come out of nowhere. it came from the fact that you suck at football.

i thought everyone already knew he was alive

Samsa · 11-15-2002, 06:13 PM

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Why Am I So Ugly? · 11-15-2002, 06:19 PM

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Originally posted by Enisled

whether or not i suck at football is debateable... but next time i play i hope you're there incase i need a fucking towel. now shut the fuck up.

i dont think its debatable. i bet they put you on the offensive line huh?

11-15-2002, 12:21 AM	#1
skippy Apocalyptic Poster Location: NJ Posts: 4,096	I don't want want to play football. I don't understand the rules of the game I don't want to play football I don't understand the thrill of running, catching, throwing Taking orders from a moron Grabbing for the sweaty crotches Getting hit by people I don't know Sugar, I'd rather play a different sort of game Sugar, the girls are just as good as boys at playing

11-15-2002, 12:27 AM	#2
Mr. Rhinoceros Posts: n/a	What is to understand about the rules of football. The rules are ludicrous! WHO CARES!? Anyone who can't understand the novelty of a bunch of guys in silly looking uniforms running up and down a field playing an obscenely complicated game should be deported.

11-15-2002, 06:13 PM	#6
Samsa Banned Location: A theater near you Posts: 7,929	i loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove stuart m