Reality TV needs more Richard Hatch

Ugly · 02-26-2004, 10:12 PM

whata gyp. Put him on The Bachelor, dammit.

Altezano · 02-26-2004, 11:13 PM

Put him back on Battlestar.

meow · 02-26-2004, 11:24 PM

did you see that huge ass fish he caught a while back.

what a bunch of dipshits!

shaniqua · 02-26-2004, 11:40 PM

they totally tried to make us think colby was getting the boot!

pfft!

i wanna see what sue flips out over next week :erm

Ugly · 02-27-2004, 04:34 PM

Personally I think they should make a wacky TV sitcom with Richard, Rupert and Rudy livin in a bachelor pad trying to score every week.

Nimrod · 02-27-2004, 04:38 PM

People who watch crap like "Survivor" and then talk about it with other viewers should be shot and their bodies fed to orphans.

Ensoul · 02-27-2004, 04:40 PM

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Originally posted by shaunna
i wanna see what sue flips out over next week :erm

I'm guessing Probst makes a comment about the Hatch incident?

Dead · 02-27-2004, 04:58 PM

I would like something explained to me. I guess there are two parts to my confusion. All week long, the survivor commercials have promoted last night's episode as "things between Amber and Rob heat up." Then there was a viewer discretion warning before the show started, which they never have for survivor. So I assumed Rob + Amber were gonna do it. Then later in the show right before they came back from a commercial they had another warning "This scene may contain material unsuitable bla bla" and then as far as I could tell they were referring to whatever happened on the planks when they all stopped and Jeff told them to keep going. I didn't even see what happened there besides Hatch being naked which he always is, and then Sue was spouting some crap about "what he did to me".

So my first comment is that NOTHING happened between Rob + Amber.. which is shitty advertising. And my question is what the hell happened on those planks with hatch and jeff and sue etc.

Thaaaaanks.

autumnNOCTURNE · 02-27-2004, 05:06 PM

You know what? I don't remember Amber looking quite that amazing the first time around.

I really need to start watching Survivor again - just to see her.

God damn!

Dead · 02-27-2004, 05:10 PM

Oh Amber was very hot in Australia, she was my favorite hot babe. And she's been hot on this one also. I could see after Rob did his quick and nimble act she was digging him even more but they really didn't show anything "heating up." I was SOOOO relieved when it was Hatch instead of Colby. I want the colbster to win it all. Remember when he cracked Ethan's head against the side of the pool? That was harsh! Ethan is a sissy so whatever. He better step up as the fish guy now or he'll lose even more value. And Colby needs to take a few steps back and not become the 'leader' and fuck himself over. :erm

Dead · 02-27-2004, 05:13 PM

http://www.stuffmagazine.com/girls/a..._brkich_l5.jpg

autumnNOCTURNE · 02-27-2004, 05:15 PM

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Originally posted by Dead
Oh Amber was very hot in Australia, she was my favorite hot babe. And she's been hot on this one also.

But . . . like . . . with the natural qualifiers that she is on TV and made-up and whatnot, she is damn close to perfection.

She was hot in Australia, but GOD.

That's an old picture, too.

autumnNOCTURNE · 02-27-2004, 05:16 PM

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Originally posted by Dead
http://www.stuffmagazine.com/girls/a..._brkich_l5.jpg

. . . don't like the made-up look.

Don't like it on any girl.

They've taken a beautiful women and made her trashy.

autumnNOCTURNE · 02-27-2004, 05:19 PM

*sigh*

Dead · 02-27-2004, 06:11 PM

SO is anyone gonna fill me in on the unsuitable material and what went down with hatch on the planks there? It must have been something if they bothered adding disclaimers and then Jeff got annoyed.

Corganist · 02-27-2004, 06:26 PM

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Originally posted by Dead
SO is anyone gonna fill me in on the unsuitable material and what went down with hatch on the planks there? It must have been something if they bothered adding disclaimers and then Jeff got annoyed.

my guess is that they were just covering their asses in case people got offended by the sight of a naked man rubbing his crotch against a woman. There wasn't much to see from what I could tell. I think the Janet thing has got CBS walking on eggshells, so they'll flash warnings now for anything that someone might get pissed about, no matter how insignificant.

Dead · 02-27-2004, 06:36 PM

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Originally posted by Corganist

my guess is that they were just covering their asses in case people got offended by the sight of a naked man rubbing his crotch against a woman. There wasn't much to see from what I could tell. I think the Janet thing has got CBS walking on eggshells, so they'll flash warnings now for anything that someone might get pissed about, no matter how insignificant.

Possibly, but he got naked at other points in the show with no problem. The warnings we got here were done by the local station that broadcasts the show so it wasn't actually a cbs warning, but maybe cbs made them add it. Whatever, I guess we'll hear more when Sue flips out next week.

Ensoul · 02-27-2004, 07:42 PM

anyone who hasn't seen hatch in action:

http://graphics.survivorphoenix.com/...5richsueIC.avi

meow · 02-27-2004, 07:59 PM

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Originally posted by Corganist

my guess is that they were just covering their asses in case people got offended by the sight of a naked man rubbing his crotch against a woman.

and THIS is the reason I am downloading it even though Al spoiled it all for me!

Ugly · 02-27-2004, 08:07 PM

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Originally posted by meow

and THIS is the reason I am downloading it even though Al spoiled it all for me!

Shut up! YOU SAID IT WAS OK THAT I TOLD YOU!!!!

Dead · 02-27-2004, 08:56 PM

Okay he sort of rubbed his crotchal area on or near sue but there was nothing graphic about it, and sue asked for it, that troll. She started it. So its not a big deal, if she starts bitching about it next week that will be total BS.

Pleasure|Contempt · 02-27-2004, 08:58 PM

Yeah it seemed like no big deal.

I liked at the end "I've been bamboozled!". That made me sad to see him go, even though that was the first episode of this season that I've seen.

02-26-2004, 10:12 PM	#1
Ugly Immortal Location: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed Posts: 21,249	Reality TV needs more Richard Hatch whata gyp. Put him on The Bachelor, dammit.

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02-27-2004, 08:58 PM	#22
Pleasure\|Contempt viva la revolution eh, comrades? Location: Halifax Posts: 2,107	Yeah it seemed like no big deal. I liked at the end "I've been bamboozled!". That made me sad to see him go, even though that was the first episode of this season that I've seen. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

02-26-2004, 11:13 PM	#2
Altezano Pledge Posts: 118	Put him back on Battlestar.

02-26-2004, 11:24 PM	#3
meow Netflix Me Location: Human Skull! Posts: 27,712	did you see that huge ass fish he caught a while back. what a bunch of dipshits!

02-27-2004, 04:34 PM	#5
Ugly Immortal Location: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed Posts: 21,249	Personally I think they should make a wacky TV sitcom with Richard, Rupert and Rudy livin in a bachelor pad trying to score every week.

02-27-2004, 04:38 PM	#6
Nimrod Macho Business Donkey Wrestler Location: the cross i'm bearing home 'aint indicative of my place Posts: 5,410	People who watch crap like "Survivor" and then talk about it with other viewers should be shot and their bodies fed to orphans.

02-27-2004, 04:58 PM	#8
Dead Deaddy is your daddy! Location: Veronica Mars played with my Wii. Posts: 39,187	I would like something explained to me. I guess there are two parts to my confusion. All week long, the survivor commercials have promoted last night's episode as "things between Amber and Rob heat up." Then there was a viewer discretion warning before the show started, which they never have for survivor. So I assumed Rob + Amber were gonna do it. Then later in the show right before they came back from a commercial they had another warning "This scene may contain material unsuitable bla bla" and then as far as I could tell they were referring to whatever happened on the planks when they all stopped and Jeff told them to keep going. I didn't even see what happened there besides Hatch being naked which he always is, and then Sue was spouting some crap about "what he did to me". So my first comment is that NOTHING happened between Rob + Amber.. which is shitty advertising. And my question is what the hell happened on those planks with hatch and jeff and sue etc. Thaaaaanks.

02-27-2004, 05:06 PM	#9
autumnNOCTURNE Apocalyptic Poster Location: HYPERBOLE IS ME. Posts: 1,624	You know what? I don't remember Amber looking quite that amazing the first time around. I really need to start watching Survivor again - just to see her. God damn!

02-27-2004, 05:10 PM	#10
Dead Deaddy is your daddy! Location: Veronica Mars played with my Wii. Posts: 39,187	Oh Amber was very hot in Australia, she was my favorite hot babe. And she's been hot on this one also. I could see after Rob did his quick and nimble act she was digging him even more but they really didn't show anything "heating up." I was SOOOO relieved when it was Hatch instead of Colby. I want the colbster to win it all. Remember when he cracked Ethan's head against the side of the pool? That was harsh! Ethan is a sissy so whatever. He better step up as the fish guy now or he'll lose even more value. And Colby needs to take a few steps back and not become the 'leader' and fuck himself over. :erm

02-27-2004, 05:13 PM	#11
Dead Deaddy is your daddy! Location: Veronica Mars played with my Wii. Posts: 39,187	http://www.stuffmagazine.com/girls/a..._brkich_l5.jpg

02-27-2004, 05:19 PM	#14
autumnNOCTURNE Apocalyptic Poster Location: HYPERBOLE IS ME. Posts: 1,624	sigh

02-27-2004, 06:11 PM	#15
Dead Deaddy is your daddy! Location: Veronica Mars played with my Wii. Posts: 39,187	SO is anyone gonna fill me in on the unsuitable material and what went down with hatch on the planks there? It must have been something if they bothered adding disclaimers and then Jeff got annoyed.

02-27-2004, 07:42 PM	#18
Ensoul Apocalyptic Poster Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,245	anyone who hasn't seen hatch in action: http://graphics.survivorphoenix.com/...5richsueIC.avi

02-27-2004, 08:56 PM	#21
Dead Deaddy is your daddy! Location: Veronica Mars played with my Wii. Posts: 39,187	Okay he sort of rubbed his crotchal area on or near sue but there was nothing graphic about it, and sue asked for it, that troll. She started it. So its not a big deal, if she starts bitching about it next week that will be total BS.