So tonight will be the first night I've..

Orchestra · 02-27-2004, 07:16 PM

Slept alone in 3 weeks. I miss her already:(

pink_ribbon_scars · 02-27-2004, 07:17 PM

YEAH, WELL TONIGHT WILL BE THE MILLIONTH NIGHT I'VE SLEPT WITH MY BOYFRIEND AND ABOUT THE TENTH DAY I HAVEN'T GOTTEN ANY DICK. MY BLOODY VAGINA IS KILLING MY SEX LIFE.

Isle · 02-27-2004, 07:18 PM

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Originally posted by pink_ribbon_scars
MY BLOODY VAGINA

good band.

Nimrod · 02-27-2004, 07:19 PM

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Originally posted by pink_ribbon_scars
YEAH, WELL TONIGHT WILL BE THE MILLIONTH NIGHT I'VE SLEPT WITH MY BOYFRIEND AND ABOUT THE TENTH DAY I HAVEN'T GOTTEN ANY DICK. MY BLOODY VAGINA IS KILLING MY SEX LIFE.

Hopefully, you've been giving him head.

02-27-2004, 07:19 PM

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Originally posted by pink_ribbon_scars
YEAH, WELL TONIGHT WILL BE THE MILLIONTH NIGHT I'VE SLEPT WITH MY BOYFRIEND AND ABOUT THE TENTH DAY I HAVEN'T GOTTEN ANY DICK. MY BLOODY VAGINA IS KILLING MY SEX LIFE.

nymph

Orchestra · 02-27-2004, 07:19 PM

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Originally posted by pink_ribbon_scars
YEAH, MY BLOODY VAGINA IS KILLING MY SEX LIFE.

Thats an effective way to kill a thread, gives me an idea

pink_ribbon_scars · 02-27-2004, 07:22 PM

I had this grand plan to give him head every day this time, but I've been completely wiped out from work and have passed out way early, so I think I've only done it one day. So he's suffering with me. Some days I think I'll do it in the morning and then I let myself off the hook on the basis that he's enjoying his sleep and I shouldn't wake him up.

Nimrod · 02-27-2004, 07:23 PM

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Originally posted by pink_ribbon_scars
I had this grand plan to give him head every day this time, but I've been completely wiped out from work and have passed out way early, so I think I've only done it one day. So he's suffering with me. Some days I think I'll do it in the morning and then I let myself off the hook on the basis that he's enjoying his sleep and I shouldn't wake him up.

And women think men don't understand them.

melombar · 02-27-2004, 07:38 PM

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Originally posted by pink_ribbon_scars
Some days I think I'll do it in the morning and then I let myself off the hook on the basis that he's enjoying his sleep and I shouldn't wake him up.

Wrong. Getting head >>>> Sleep

Toby · 02-27-2004, 07:39 PM

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Originally posted by Orchestra
Slept alone in 3 weeks. I miss her already

I_was_aborted · 02-27-2004, 07:39 PM

Meh I've been getting plenty on the side just to make up for instances like this.

patrick · 02-27-2004, 07:40 PM

i've slept alone only a handful of times in months

life is grand

patrick · 02-27-2004, 07:41 PM

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Originally posted by I_was_aborted
Meh I've been getting plenty on the side just to make up for instances like this.

didn't you say in your secret santa request thing that "i love guitar, the smashing pumpkins and my girlfriend!!!!"

classy

Toby · 02-27-2004, 07:42 PM

I've slept alone for about 22 years now.

I_was_aborted · 02-27-2004, 07:43 PM

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Originally posted by failure
didn't you say in your secret santa request thing that "i love guitar, the smashing pumpkins and my girlfriend!!!!"

classy

That was before she didn't give me head every day like she promised. Bitches gotta pay for their short comings.

patrick · 02-27-2004, 07:47 PM

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Originally posted by I_was_aborted

That was before she didn't give me head every day like she promised. Bitches gotta pay for their short comings.

that first sentence implied that you made her promise not to give you head.

how guys like you get girls amazes me. let alone how you function in reality using double-negatives.

I_was_aborted · 02-27-2004, 09:08 PM

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Originally posted by failure
that first sentence implied that you made her promise not to give you head.

how guys like you get girls amazes me. let alone how you function in reality using double-negatives.

I can understand how you might read this sentence wrong but its all in how you take it.

"That was before she didn't give me head every day like she promised."

Also I do not see a double negative in the sentence either. As far as how guys like me "get" girls....well my massive amounts of sarcasm that tends to go unnoticed by twits like you might have something do to with it.

I suggest you go back to school and learn what a double negative actually is. While you are there maybe you can find out what sarcasm means as well.

Dead · 02-27-2004, 09:31 PM

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Originally posted by Orchestra
Slept alone in 3 weeks. I miss her already

What an ordeal.

Ugly · 02-27-2004, 09:35 PM

Can't you see that I wanna be
there with open arms
It's empty tonight and I'm all alone
Get me through this one
Do you notice I'm gone?
Where do you run to so far away?

(chorus

I want you to know that
I miss you, I miss you so
I want you to know that
I miss you, I miss you so

I'm writing again
These letters to you not much I know
But I'm not sleepin, you're not here
The thought stops my heart
Do you notice I'm gone?
Where do you run to so far away?

(chorus 2x)

No more looking I've found home

(chorus 2x)

I'm gone away...
I'm gone away...

lucky_13 · 02-27-2004, 09:43 PM

you're all a bunch of pansies and prudes and guys in denial of their gayness and assholes.

bornentertainer · 02-27-2004, 09:48 PM

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Originally posted by lucky_13
you're all a bunch of pansies and prudes and guys in denial of their gayness and assholes.

I'm in denial of my asshole?

zigmuffin · 02-27-2004, 10:04 PM

so any more suggestions to help the lady with her sex life??

Nimrod's Son · 02-27-2004, 10:05 PM

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Originally posted by zigmuffin
so any more suggestions to help the lady with her sex life??

What lady?

Are you just making up for lost time? You have the last post on all of the boards. :erm

mirrar · 02-27-2004, 10:24 PM

i'm going to snuggle the shit out of that teddy bear tonight... <3.

Thoughtless · 02-27-2004, 10:38 PM

telepathicsnuggling4u.

Toby · 02-27-2004, 10:39 PM

http://www.astrologovincenzo.com/cosmic-love.jpg

mirrar · 02-27-2004, 10:43 PM

its no substitute...

Nimrod's Son · 02-27-2004, 10:44 PM

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Originally posted by Mirror_Untrue
its no substitute...

One or both of you should move.

I suggest Southern California.

mirrar · 02-27-2004, 10:50 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
One or both of you should move.

I suggest Southern California.

we're working on it, but thats tempting with this fucking weather

noyen · 02-27-2004, 10:52 PM

i want to sleep with both of you.

02-27-2004, 07:16 PM	#1
Orchestra Minion of Satan Posts: 7,776	So tonight will be the first night I've.. Slept alone in 3 weeks. I miss her already:(

02-27-2004, 07:17 PM	#2
pink_ribbon_scars At the beginning Location: GJ 1214 b Posts: 10,760	YEAH, WELL TONIGHT WILL BE THE MILLIONTH NIGHT I'VE SLEPT WITH MY BOYFRIEND AND ABOUT THE TENTH DAY I HAVEN'T GOTTEN ANY DICK. MY BLOODY VAGINA IS KILLING MY SEX LIFE.

02-27-2004, 07:22 PM	#7
pink_ribbon_scars At the beginning Location: GJ 1214 b Posts: 10,760	I had this grand plan to give him head every day this time, but I've been completely wiped out from work and have passed out way early, so I think I've only done it one day. So he's suffering with me. Some days I think I'll do it in the morning and then I let myself off the hook on the basis that he's enjoying his sleep and I shouldn't wake him up.

02-27-2004, 07:39 PM	#11
I_was_aborted Minion of Satan Location: chicago Posts: 5,440	Meh I've been getting plenty on the side just to make up for instances like this.

02-27-2004, 07:40 PM	#12
patrick Minion of Satan Posts: 9,521	i've slept alone only a handful of times in months life is grand

02-27-2004, 07:42 PM	#14
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	I've slept alone for about 22 years now.

02-27-2004, 09:35 PM	#19
Ugly Immortal Location: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed Posts: 21,249	Can't you see that I wanna be there with open arms It's empty tonight and I'm all alone Get me through this one Do you notice I'm gone? Where do you run to so far away? (chorus I want you to know that I miss you, I miss you so I want you to know that I miss you, I miss you so I'm writing again These letters to you not much I know But I'm not sleepin, you're not here The thought stops my heart Do you notice I'm gone? Where do you run to so far away? (chorus 2x) No more looking I've found home (chorus 2x) I'm gone away... I'm gone away...

02-27-2004, 09:43 PM	#20
lucky_13 Apocalyptic Poster Location: for joke! Posts: 2,235	you're all a bunch of pansies and prudes and guys in denial of their gayness and assholes.

02-27-2004, 10:04 PM	#22
zigmuffin Amish Rake Fighter Location: UK Posts: 15	so any more suggestions to help the lady with her sex life??

02-27-2004, 10:24 PM	#24
mirrar Braindead Location: in our bedroom, after the war. Posts: 19,826	i'm going to snuggle the shit out of that teddy bear tonight... <3.

02-27-2004, 10:38 PM	#25
Thoughtless Minion of Satan Location: As far as far can be. Posts: 5,199	telepathicsnuggling4u.

02-27-2004, 10:39 PM	#26
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	http://www.astrologovincenzo.com/cosmic-love.jpg

02-27-2004, 10:43 PM	#27
mirrar Braindead Location: in our bedroom, after the war. Posts: 19,826	its no substitute...

02-27-2004, 10:52 PM	#30
noyen Immortal Posts: 26,816	i want to sleep with both of you.