12 Reasons Same-sex Marriage Will Ruin Society

[Tchocky]

Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control are not natural.

Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Infertile couples and old people cannot get legally married because the world needs more children.

Obviously gay parents will raise gay children because straight parents only raise straight children.

Straight marriage will be less meaningful, since Britney Spears's 55-hour just-for-fun marriage was meaningful.

Heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and it hasn't changed at all: women are property, Blacks can't marry Whites, and divorce is illegal.

Gay marriage should be decided by the people, not the courts, because the majority-elected legislatures, not courts, have historically protected the rights of minorities.

Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are always imposed on the entire country. That's why we only have one religion in America.

Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people makes you tall.

Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage license.

Children can never succeed without both male and female role models at home. That's why single parents are forbidden to raise children.

Gay marriage will change the foundation of society. Heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and we could never adapt to new social norms because we haven't adapted to cars or longer lifespans.

Civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name are better, because a "separate but equal" institution is always constitutional. Separate schools for African-Americans worked just as well as separate marriages will for gays & lesbians.

[peabody]

stop talking about it!@!!111

[ammy]

Originally posted by Tchocky

Civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name are better, because a "separate but equal" institution is always constitutional. Separate schools for African-Americans worked just as well as separate marriages will for gays & lesbians.

this is the one that makes the most sense. I have now changed my stance to be against gay marriages!

[Tchocky]

Originally posted by peabody
stop talking about it!@!!111

It's funny.

[Tchocky]

Originally posted by Hyperbole
Get with the times.

(the times = Canada)

So being a wannabe US is considered being with the times?

[Tchocky]

Originally posted by Hyperbole


Hey man, we legalized gay marriages already.

the times = Canada.

Legalizing gay marriages does little to refute my previous statement.

[dean moriaty]

where are you in oxford? you a student?

[INFECTED]

Originally posted by Tchocky


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Obviously gay parents will raise gay children because straight parents only raise straight children.

then, how did gay people appeared?

[mxzombie]

Originally posted by Tchocky
So being a wannabe US is considered being with the times?

you're a fucking tool.

[Tchocky]

Originally posted by mxzombie
you're a fucking tool.

And you call yourself an American.

[Dead]

Originally posted by Tchocky
And you call yourself an American.

Where do you live, I'll send over some associates. We have a very far reach.

[Tchocky]

Originally posted by Dead

Where do you live, I'll send over some associates. We have a very far reach.

[Dead]

Originally posted by Tchocky

I'll take your silence to mean I have successfully intimidated you. Have a good evening.

[Tchocky]

Originally posted by Dead

I'll take your silence to mean I have successfully intimidated you. Have a good evening.

Nah, I just don't feel like arguing.

[Dead]

Originally posted by Tchocky
Nah, I just don't feel like arguing.

Okay.

[Mooney]

sarcasm can be so fucking annoying.