oh my GOD

Samsa · 11-15-2002, 12:26 AM

my sister called 911 yesterday morning and told them my mom was trying to kill her!

yeah my mom told me this huge long story tonight but then afterwards she found it necessary to remind me to keep it secret

she does that cuz my crazy sister likes to go around blabbing everything around town. well not me. but i don't think netphoria counts and i just found it so funny i had to tell y'all.

june33 · 11-15-2002, 12:29 AM

Well, was she really trying to kill her?

Samsa · 11-15-2002, 12:33 AM

i just got my mom's side of the story. i went out and bought an 18 dollar phone card today just so i could call my sister but it didn't work. i heard from my dad that she didn't know how to use the phone or something but she was glad to hear i called. i was considering buying her a book of poetry by marina tsvetaeva but after i found out teh whole story a book of poetry doesn't seem as relevant. i'm sure my mom said something really mean to my sister. like when my mom gets upset she makes really mean character judgments and my mom thinks that that's why my sister hates her so much. for exmaple when i was like 11 years old my sister cut off a large majority of my hair and my mom who was so fucking upset told my sister she was a horrible person. id on't know. but like apparently she threatened to push my mom down the stairs and then she was all 'YOU WANT ME TO KILL MYSELF?' and my mom said 'GO AHEAD' or something. and apparently my sister has taken to calling my mom even worse naems then 'fucking bitch'. now she calls my mom 'cuntrag'. *sigh*. my poor mom. she was on the phone going 'i feel like it's all my fault' and i was just like :erm and she got sort of upset with me for not reassuring her enough :X but i did i was all 'come on she's just crazy why would you think it's your fault'

on better news: this sweater i bought my other sister last year -- she iddn't like it cuz it was blue and she was colorphobic -- she got on the phone and informed me that it's now her favourite sweater and she doesn't mind some colours any more

Smiley33 · 11-15-2002, 12:42 AM

and i think to myself.... what a wonderful world

Ghetto_Squirrel · 11-15-2002, 02:08 AM

It sounds like your sister should audition for the Real World.

Tessellation · 11-15-2002, 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ghetto_Squirrel
It sounds like your sister should audition for the Real World.

Samsa would be great, too("there's a conspiracy against Jews!)

Samsa · 11-15-2002, 02:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tessellation

Samsa would be great, too("there's a conspiracy against Jews!)

ever heard of the holocaust?

James Eats Pez · 11-15-2002, 02:22 AM

i thought this thread was about the up and coming band OH MY GOD and i am sorely disappointed

Samsa · 11-15-2002, 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ghetto_Squirrel
It sounds like your sister should audition for the Real World.

i feel horrible for my sister. i hope the new medication they're going to give her works because if it doesn't i don't see he rliving a functioning life. it's horrible.

scouse_dave · 11-15-2002, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Samsa
ever heard of the holocaust?

you need to get over yourself, missy

Affect · 11-15-2002, 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Samsa

ever heard of the holocaust?

That was dreamed up by stupid jews such as yourself.

scouse_dave · 11-15-2002, 03:40 PM

np: foo fighters - gas chamber

11-15-2002, 12:26 AM	#1
Samsa Banned Location: A theater near you Posts: 7,929	oh my GOD my sister called 911 yesterday morning and told them my mom was trying to kill her! yeah my mom told me this huge long story tonight but then afterwards she found it necessary to remind me to keep it secret she does that cuz my crazy sister likes to go around blabbing everything around town. well not me. but i don't think netphoria counts and i just found it so funny i had to tell y'all.

11-15-2002, 02:08 AM	#5
Ghetto_Squirrel Minion of Satan Location: Chicago Posts: 7,157	It sounds like your sister should audition for the Real World. __________________

11-15-2002, 12:29 AM	#2
june33 Ownz Location: Houston Posts: 655	Well, was she really trying to kill her?

11-15-2002, 12:33 AM	#3
Samsa Banned Location: A theater near you Posts: 7,929	i just got my mom's side of the story. i went out and bought an 18 dollar phone card today just so i could call my sister but it didn't work. i heard from my dad that she didn't know how to use the phone or something but she was glad to hear i called. i was considering buying her a book of poetry by marina tsvetaeva but after i found out teh whole story a book of poetry doesn't seem as relevant. i'm sure my mom said something really mean to my sister. like when my mom gets upset she makes really mean character judgments and my mom thinks that that's why my sister hates her so much. for exmaple when i was like 11 years old my sister cut off a large majority of my hair and my mom who was so fucking upset told my sister she was a horrible person. id on't know. but like apparently she threatened to push my mom down the stairs and then she was all 'YOU WANT ME TO KILL MYSELF?' and my mom said 'GO AHEAD' or something. and apparently my sister has taken to calling my mom even worse naems then 'fucking bitch'. now she calls my mom 'cuntrag'. sigh. my poor mom. she was on the phone going 'i feel like it's all my fault' and i was just like :erm and she got sort of upset with me for not reassuring her enough :X but i did i was all 'come on she's just crazy why would you think it's your fault' on better news: this sweater i bought my other sister last year -- she iddn't like it cuz it was blue and she was colorphobic -- she got on the phone and informed me that it's now her favourite sweater and she doesn't mind some colours any more

11-15-2002, 12:42 AM	#4
Smiley33 Minion of Satan Posts: 6,542	and i think to myself.... what a wonderful world

11-15-2002, 02:22 AM	#8
James Eats Pez will you marry me mister bristow Posts: 651	i thought this thread was about the up and coming band OH MY GOD and i am sorely disappointed

11-15-2002, 03:40 PM	#12
scouse_dave Minion of Satan Location: Manchester Posts: 5,089	np: foo fighters - gas chamber