I need to change my beating habits

Fattening Ass · 02-25-2004, 07:24 PM

I beat constantly. If it's not fast it's slow and I know both are bad for me, i need to find the middleground. I really do need to change my beating style. I fear cancer and all that stuff.
Anyone have suggestions? Websites with good healthy easy techniques?

guz · 02-25-2004, 07:25 PM

I suggest more sex.

Fattening Ass · 02-25-2004, 07:26 PM

I will never give up my jizz diet.

Fattening Ass · 02-25-2004, 07:42 PM

Lately I've been hearing that even handjobs are bad for you?

guz · 02-25-2004, 07:43 PM

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Originally posted by Fattening Ass
Lately I've been hearing that even handjobs are bad for you?

that fact that you're even considering believing that says a lot.

GreenEggsNSpam · 02-25-2004, 07:45 PM

I am enjoying this spinoff.
Keep up the good work, Fat ass.

Fattening Ass · 02-25-2004, 07:46 PM

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Originally posted by GreenEggsNSpam

I am enjoying this spinoff.
Keep up the good work, Fat ass.

mmmm fap fap.
I just had myself and watched pr0n and a coke.

guz · 02-25-2004, 07:47 PM

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Originally posted by Fattening Ass
mmmm fap fap.
I just had myself and watched pr0n and a coke.

enjoy cancer.

Isle · 02-26-2004, 05:44 PM

i don't understand, how does excessive masturbation give you cancer or make you go blind? and how often do you need to do it?

KrazeeStacee · 02-26-2004, 05:47 PM

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Originally posted by Isle
make you go blind?

spa ced · 02-26-2004, 05:50 PM

I have the absolute worst beating habits. I love porn so much. And it doesn't have to be quality porn or anything.

I mean, I can love hidden camera porn as much as a nice Titan film or whatever the hell.

That's not my point though.

I beat terribly. All porn, all the time. God I love it.

Isle · 02-26-2004, 05:52 PM

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Originally posted by KrazeePumpkin

02-25-2004, 07:24 PM	#1
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,825	I need to change my beating habits I beat constantly. If it's not fast it's slow and I know both are bad for me, i need to find the middleground. I really do need to change my beating style. I fear cancer and all that stuff. Anyone have suggestions? Websites with good healthy easy techniques? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

02-25-2004, 07:25 PM	#2
guz El Gringo Mexicano Location: I'd rather just have dome anyway Posts: 8,599	I suggest more sex.

02-25-2004, 07:26 PM	#3
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,825	I will never give up my jizz diet.

02-25-2004, 07:42 PM	#4
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,825	Lately I've been hearing that even handjobs are bad for you?

02-25-2004, 07:45 PM	#6
GreenEggsNSpam GreenStarsNSpam Location: Newfoundand, Canada Posts: 11,216	I am enjoying this spinoff. Keep up the good work, Fat ass.

02-26-2004, 05:44 PM	#9
Isle Braindead Location: Unison Posts: 19,375	i don't understand, how does excessive masturbation give you cancer or make you go blind? and how often do you need to do it?

02-26-2004, 05:50 PM	#11
spa ced Braindead Location: Machu Picchu Posts: 15,291	I have the absolute worst beating habits. I love porn so much. And it doesn't have to be quality porn or anything. I mean, I can love hidden camera porn as much as a nice Titan film or whatever the hell. That's not my point though. I beat terribly. All porn, all the time. God I love it.