Nature is down with gay marriage

Liquid-J · 02-26-2004, 01:11 PM

i've seen three enormous rainbows in the last week. its a sine! so every be quiet and let people do whatever the hell they want!

oh, funny side note on the commentary on gay marriage, on the daily show the other day they had the correspondent guy talking about the issue, and he said 'the only reason my wife and i got marriage was because it was something that gays couldn't do. we considered it to be one big heterosexual f.u. to homosexuals. we must now defend the institution of marriage

john stewart: ok, so if you're trying do defend the institution of marriage, you wouldn't be opposed to adding another constitutional ammendment outlawing adultery, right?

correspondent: hey, whatever i do in my bedroom or several undisclosed other bedrooms, or one time, behind the lat machine at the gym, is my business.

those silly guys.

ReadMusic · 02-26-2004, 01:28 PM

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Originally posted by Liquid-J
its a sine!

Cosine?

SohCahToa

Nimrod · 02-26-2004, 01:38 PM

If nature was down with it, an ass full of sperm would make babies.

Liquid-J · 02-26-2004, 01:38 PM

inverse cosecant, dood!

Liquid-J · 02-26-2004, 01:38 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod
If nature was down with it, an ass full of sperm would make babies.

no, that would be homosexual procreation

ravenguy2000 · 02-26-2004, 01:39 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod
If nature was down with it, an ass full of sperm would make babies.

Wait....but.....oh shit, this explains so much.

All this work for nothing.

Dead · 02-26-2004, 03:20 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod
If nature was down with it, an ass full of sperm would make babies.

That's really gross.

ChristHimself! · 02-26-2004, 03:30 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod
If nature was down with it, an ass full of sperm would make babies.

Or men might have prostrates that go right back so getting fucked up the arse feels good

02-26-2004, 01:11 PM	#1
Liquid-J keeping it to a dull roar Location: san francisco, ca Posts: 12,824	Nature is down with gay marriage i've seen three enormous rainbows in the last week. its a sine! so every be quiet and let people do whatever the hell they want! oh, funny side note on the commentary on gay marriage, on the daily show the other day they had the correspondent guy talking about the issue, and he said 'the only reason my wife and i got marriage was because it was something that gays couldn't do. we considered it to be one big heterosexual f.u. to homosexuals. we must now defend the institution of marriage john stewart: ok, so if you're trying do defend the institution of marriage, you wouldn't be opposed to adding another constitutional ammendment outlawing adultery, right? correspondent: hey, whatever i do in my bedroom or several undisclosed other bedrooms, or one time, behind the lat machine at the gym, is my business. those silly guys.

02-26-2004, 01:38 PM	#3
Nimrod Macho Business Donkey Wrestler Location: the cross i'm bearing home 'aint indicative of my place Posts: 5,410	If nature was down with it, an ass full of sperm would make babies.