Jesus hates me. Or he just prefers afros.

Smiley33 · 11-15-2002, 01:21 PM

every time I go to get my hair done in any way in Ottawa, it fucking rains and/or snows. which means my hair gets fucked up. I'm outside 5 minutes and it's blown everywhere and it gets wet and becomes shit. Thanks, Jesus. Thanks a lot.

Francois was Richard Simmons with a French dialect. Except he didn't wear spandex and didn't have an afro. He uh, likes to talk. He freaking cut my hair from when it was wet until it was dry. Maybe that's why he charges so much. He did a pretty good job, but the lady I had still does it exactly as I imagine it in my head. But now my hair is fucked up because of wind and rain. Jesus must not be a Canadian.

AT LEAST MY HEAD SMELLS LIKE AVEDA.

Samsa · 11-15-2002, 01:22 PM

jesus just lived in a dry climate and doesn't get things like humidity

Smiley33 · 11-15-2002, 01:25 PM

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Originally posted by Samsa
jesus just lived in a dry climate and doesn't get things like humidity

well the man needs to get with the times. someone should take him snowboarding. hopefully he knows not to wear sandals in the snow.

11-15-2002, 01:21 PM	#1
Smiley33 Minion of Satan Posts: 6,542	Jesus hates me. Or he just prefers afros. every time I go to get my hair done in any way in Ottawa, it fucking rains and/or snows. which means my hair gets fucked up. I'm outside 5 minutes and it's blown everywhere and it gets wet and becomes shit. Thanks, Jesus. Thanks a lot. Francois was Richard Simmons with a French dialect. Except he didn't wear spandex and didn't have an afro. He uh, likes to talk. He freaking cut my hair from when it was wet until it was dry. Maybe that's why he charges so much. He did a pretty good job, but the lady I had still does it exactly as I imagine it in my head. But now my hair is fucked up because of wind and rain. Jesus must not be a Canadian. AT LEAST MY HEAD SMELLS LIKE AVEDA. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

11-15-2002, 01:22 PM	#2
Samsa Banned Location: A theater near you Posts: 7,929	jesus just lived in a dry climate and doesn't get things like humidity