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Old 02-23-2004, 09:56 PM   #1
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Unhappy I found the only chinese massage place in the country...

...that is really a chinese massage place. No jerk jerk. No suck suck. Just a massage. Bitch even checked my id...thought i was going have release for sure. My luck sucks
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Old 02-23-2004, 09:57 PM   #2
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Don't you know? There's a secret password for that shit....

 
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Old 02-23-2004, 09:59 PM   #3
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Don't you know? There's a secret password for that shit....
well I turned around with a raging hard on and she was taking off my towel and putting it back on....I kept offering big tips for more and what not but it was a no go....I even started kicking and screaming and holding my breath until my face went blue but the only thing that stayed blue was my nuts

 
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Old 02-23-2004, 10:01 PM   #4
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Maybe you were just too ugly for her.
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Old 02-23-2004, 10:03 PM   #5
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Maybe you were just too ugly for her.
nah, she loved me. there was two of us and we both walked out pissed. It was near that big stupid 'south of the border' place on 95 in south carolina. the whole place is a dirty scam

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Old 02-23-2004, 10:04 PM   #6
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What's a massage without a happy ending?

 
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Old 02-23-2004, 10:05 PM   #7
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a waste of money

 
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Old 02-23-2004, 11:15 PM   #8
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Don't tell me you didn't even get a fortune cookie.

 
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Old 02-24-2004, 12:06 AM   #9
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Old 02-24-2004, 12:43 AM   #10
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that really sucks. sorry man.

 
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