Valentine Ryhmes

[Lizzy Lover]

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss But I only slept with you cause I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace If only you
could hide your face.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't
take that paper bag off of your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you sure screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe "go to hell."

What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime.

[Lizzy Lover]

pft you guys know this is funny!

[Isle]

violets are blue, roses are red
happy valentines now GIVE ME HEAD

[Lizzy Lover]

woot good one~

[Isle]

merci.

there vas a man from china, who vasn't a very good climber.
he slipped on a rock and broke his cock,
and now he's got a vagina.


HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY MUTHERFUCKERS

[Lizzy Lover]

[Isle]

this thread is like a teeny private partay. wanna be my netphorian valentine lizzy?

[Lizzy Lover]

i would love too be

[Lizzy Lover]

bump

[guz]

Originally posted by Lizzy Lover
bump

Mods, plz ban Lizzy Lover for bumping her thread. Kthx.

[Nimrod]

With all of my splooge
I hope to fill you
And after I'm done
I'll have to kill you.

I'll drink your blood
And eat your liver
Then dump your body
In the river

And when your body
Is dead and cold
Happy Valentine's Day,
Nine year old!

[THRILLHO]

roses are red, just like blood
speaking of which, i am going to murder you in your sleep.

[Liquid-J]

roses are red
violets from cupid
i'd ask you to post more rhymes
but they're all too stupid

[Nimrod]

I know you love my cooking
Even though it gives you gas
Although you're quite good looking
I won't fuck that farting ass

[guz]

Strangers in the Niiiiiiiight...
Exchanging Rubbers

This one's too tiiiiiiiiight...
Gimme another

This one's too loooose...
It let's out all the juuuiiicce

Edit: Happy Valentines Day

ace has money
to spend on his date
let's hope his honey
doesn't find out about the hooker.

[GreenEggsNSpam]

Originally posted by Lizzy Lover

I didnt find them a bit funny.

[GreenEggsNSpam]

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To Nimrod, and his poems.