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Old 02-10-2004, 11:06 PM   #1
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Default In this thread, no one talks about sex

If you do, you will develop a bad case of anal warts on your next birthday.

 
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Old 02-10-2004, 11:07 PM   #2
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my birthday is on thursday...







sex!
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Old 02-10-2004, 11:08 PM   #3
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my birthday is on thursday...

sex!
Oh, I get it, that kind of thing turns you on. Sicko.

 
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Old 02-10-2004, 11:12 PM   #4
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You just know a Salt N Pepa midi is going to show up in this thread

 
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Old 02-10-2004, 11:12 PM   #5
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Did I even spell that right?

 
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Old 02-10-2004, 11:17 PM   #6
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...it was very mild out today.

 
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Old 02-10-2004, 11:20 PM   #7
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whatver, you guys ruined my virgin thread.

sex omg i olve having sex so much lets talk about how much sex we have last night i had a lot of sex with my dog he stuck his fat doggy wang in my ass and it felt soooooooooooo good we used some dog food as lube and then rolled around in it afterwards. then my man came over and i sucked him off real good right before he ate my pussy from 8 till tha mo-nin

 
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Old 02-11-2004, 12:17 AM   #8
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I'm sending flowers to myself for Valentine's Day.

I am a pretty man.

 
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Old 02-11-2004, 12:20 AM   #9
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Quote:
Originally posted by DeviousJ
Did I even spell that right?
Oh stop trying to act white...

 
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Old 02-11-2004, 12:20 AM   #10
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I'm sending flowers to myself for Valentine's Day.

I am a pretty man.
Now that's more like it!

 
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Old 02-11-2004, 12:23 AM   #11
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ouch

 
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Old 02-11-2004, 01:05 AM   #12
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*unph*

 
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Old 02-11-2004, 01:11 AM   #13
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milk and cookies

 
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Old 02-11-2004, 01:33 AM   #14
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Yesterday ...

I got hit in the head with a ping pong bat
I stepped on a nail which eneded up about 1/2 inch deep in my heel

AND

I stubbed my toe ...

On the bright side though - I did not contract ano-rectal warts!

 
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Old 02-11-2004, 02:43 AM   #15
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milk and cookies
did you know that this combination helps you sleep better?

There is a sleep aiding enzyme in most cookies that needs the milk in order to cross the blood brain barrier. Taken apart, not as effective, but together is a wonderous, nonpharmacological sleep aid!

 
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