i like it when my neighbor accuses my cat of killing birds

TheHeadOnTheDoor · 02-10-2004, 07:25 PM

especially since my cat doesnt go outside.

Jacob · 02-10-2004, 07:26 PM

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Originally posted by TheHeadOnTheDoor
especially since my cat doesnt go outside.

ever?

2Marlon2Brando · 02-10-2004, 07:27 PM

your neighbor sounds pretty hot.

TheHeadOnTheDoor · 02-10-2004, 07:27 PM

she's kind of scared of outside.

TheHeadOnTheDoor · 02-10-2004, 07:36 PM

she just came to my door, crying, holding a fistful of feathers. i tried to explain the her that it couldnt be my cat, but she told me that there was no doubt it her mind that the cat was mine.
she then told me that she wasnt mad at me, but she was going to set a trap in her back yard and have my cat put to sleep.

and yes, she's hot.

Liquid-J · 02-10-2004, 07:38 PM

i like it too

ambienlife · 02-10-2004, 07:45 PM

my cat makes weird noices when she sees birds

beef curtains · 02-10-2004, 07:51 PM

i like it when my cat accuses my neighbor of killing birds.

TheHeadOnTheDoor · 02-10-2004, 07:52 PM

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Originally posted by So very sad about me
i like it when my cat accuses my neighbor of killing birds.

your cat is very smart.

beef curtains · 02-10-2004, 07:59 PM

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Originally posted by TheHeadOnTheDoor

your cat is very smart.

DeadSwan · 02-10-2004, 08:05 PM

b/c it's really you?

TheHeadOnTheDoor · 02-10-2004, 08:10 PM

i just found a dead bird by the front door :erm

morphinebitch · 02-10-2004, 09:04 PM

haahahahaha

i wish my pet (mouse) could possibly kill stuff

BeautifulLoser · 09:21 PM

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Originally posted by TheHeadOnTheDoor
she just came to my door, crying, holding a fistful of feathers. i tried to explain the her that it couldnt be my cat, but she told me that there was no doubt it her mind that the cat was mine.
she then told me that she wasnt mad at me, but she was going to set a trap in her back yard and have my cat put to sleep.

and yes, she's hot.

Why didn't you tell the bitch to shut her fucking facehole?

obscured01 · 02-10-2004, 09:15 PM

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Originally posted by BeautifulLoser

Why did you tell the bitch to shut her fucking facehole?

Yeah. Something along these lines. I would've made it very clear that my cat didn't go outside etc. Threatening to trap the cat and put it to sleep, that's horrible. Are they even her birds, or just random sparrows? Maybe she'll get sick since she touched the bird... I always heard you're not supposed to touch birds because they carry diseases.

TheHeadOnTheDoor · 02-10-2004, 09:26 PM

they're not her birds. she has bird feeders all over her back yard. she doesnt like my cat because i wont get her declawed, she told me that all cats should be declawed so that if they get outside, they wont kill birds.
i'm not very good at bitching people out. i probably should have.

BeautifulLoser · 02-10-2004, 09:29 PM

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Originally posted by TheHeadOnTheDoor
they're not her birds. she has bird feeders all over her back yard. she doesnt like my cat because i wont get her declawed, she told me that all cats should be declawed so that if they get outside, they wont kill birds.
i'm not very good at bitching people out. i probably should have.

why the hell is it her business? It's not her cat and it doesn't go outside.

I would have such a bitch beating fest with her.

I hate snoody neighbors.

twilightfadez · 02-10-2004, 09:31 PM

that's one thing that freaks me out about cats..how they leave presents at your door (rats, mice, birds)

Nimrod's Son · 02-10-2004, 09:37 PM

OMG I hope you don't live next to meow.

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02-10-2004, 07:27 PM	#3
2Marlon2Brando Socialphobic Location: sometimes the same is different but mostly it's the same Posts: 14,519	your neighbor sounds pretty hot.

02-10-2004, 07:36 PM	#5
TheHeadOnTheDoor Demi-God Location: cruisin down the freeway in the hot hot sun Posts: 284	she just came to my door, crying, holding a fistful of feathers. i tried to explain the her that it couldnt be my cat, but she told me that there was no doubt it her mind that the cat was mine. she then told me that she wasnt mad at me, but she was going to set a trap in her back yard and have my cat put to sleep. and yes, she's hot.

02-10-2004, 07:38 PM	#6
Liquid-J keeping it to a dull roar Location: san francisco, ca Posts: 12,824	i like it too

02-10-2004, 07:45 PM	#7
ambienlife Demi-God Location: in a dream Posts: 393	my cat makes weird noices when she sees birds

02-10-2004, 07:51 PM	#8
beef curtains Immortal Location: I like me so much better when you're naked Posts: 21,752	i like it when my cat accuses my neighbor of killing birds.

02-10-2004, 08:10 PM	#12
TheHeadOnTheDoor Demi-God Location: cruisin down the freeway in the hot hot sun Posts: 284	i just found a dead bird by the front door :erm

02-10-2004, 09:04 PM	#13
morphinebitch Apocalyptic Poster Location: breathe out, so i can breathe you in Posts: 2,561	haahahahaha i wish my pet (mouse) could possibly kill stuff

02-10-2004, 09:26 PM	#16
TheHeadOnTheDoor Demi-God Location: cruisin down the freeway in the hot hot sun Posts: 284	they're not her birds. she has bird feeders all over her back yard. she doesnt like my cat because i wont get her declawed, she told me that all cats should be declawed so that if they get outside, they wont kill birds. i'm not very good at bitching people out. i probably should have.