Fuck I Don't Want To Be Hat Girl

DeadSwan · 02-10-2004, 07:00 PM

i totally totally butchered my hair. there is no redemption.

why do i get so impatient?

my hair was most of my hot points

Ihaman · 02-10-2004, 07:02 PM

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Originally posted by DeadSwan
redemption.

Old pirates, yes, they rob I
Sold I to the merchant ships
Minutes after they took I
From the bottomless pit
But my hand was made strong
By the hand of the Almighty
We forward in this generation triumphantly

Won't you help to sing these songs of freedom?
'Cause all I ever had, redemption songs, redemption songs

Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery
None but ourselves can free our minds
Have no fear of atomic energy
'Cause none of them can stop the time
How long shall they kill our prophets
While we stand aside and look?
Yes, some say it's just a part of it
We've got to fulfill the book

Jacob · 02-10-2004, 07:03 PM

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Originally posted by DeadSwan
i totally totally butchered my hair. (

-35 hot points.

Geek USA · 02-10-2004, 07:06 PM

oh no

did you cut it too short and ugly

i wanna see

alisonmonster · 02-10-2004, 07:06 PM

whats it look like? is it short? short hair is underappreciate on women i think

DeadSwan · 02-10-2004, 07:09 PM

eh. i just fucked it up. i always cut it myself with whatever scissors i have, usually kiddie paper scissors, and i fuck with it til it looks right. 9 times out of 10 i do a proper job. this time, however, holeeeeeeeeeeeee shit did i bomb out. it's not much shorter, i just chopped my bangs really short and did some really awful layers that just don't work at all. this is a very sad time for me, you must all understand. my hair is very important to me

it's the shirt that always has to look good with everything

alisonmonster · 02-10-2004, 07:10 PM

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Originally posted by DeadSwan
i always cut it myself with whatever scissors i have, usually kiddie paper scissors,

DeadSwan · 02-10-2004, 07:11 PM

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Originally posted by alisonmonster

it's not that shocking

BeautifulLoser · 02-10-2004, 07:13 PM

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Originally posted by DeadSwan

it's not that shocking

:erm

2Marlon2Brando · 02-10-2004, 07:29 PM

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Originally posted by DeadSwan
my hair was most of my hot points

no.

mxzombie · 02-10-2004, 07:33 PM

one time i tried to shave my own head and it came out looking like a flat top. i haven't had my hair cut since.

DeadSwan · 02-10-2004, 07:47 PM

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Originally posted by 2Marlon2Brando

no.

ohhhhhhhhhh

i beg to differ

2Marlon2Brando · 02-10-2004, 07:51 PM

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Originally posted by DeadSwan

ohhhhhhhhhh

i beg to differ

you are wrong.

DeviousJ · 02-10-2004, 08:01 PM

Post the hair!

C'mon, you know most people are just gonna tell you it looks good anyway

DeadSwan · 02-10-2004, 08:07 PM

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Post the hair!

C'mon, you know most people are just gonna tell you it looks good anyway

i don't want to leave the house and you expect me to post pictures?

i know. i'm vain. but it's that bad.

ammy · 02-10-2004, 08:10 PM

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Originally posted by Graveflower

Hey, you big pussy, why did you delete your posts?

i felt bad and it all came out wrong anyway.

(I said I didn't like your hair.. it's too bleached. but then i realized i'm not one to talk, and i felt like a bitch.)

DeadSwan · 02-10-2004, 08:11 PM

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Originally posted by Graveflower

well everyone (except Ammy) is going to tell you that it's fine and you're overreacting, and maybe that will inspire you to take action and go out.

yeah, speaking of going out, i have plans tonight with a friend AND i'm supposed to meet up with this boy who has really amazing hair. i can't compete. OH LOVELY SOUTH AMERICAN HIPSTER HAIR BOY! this is fucking bad juju.

DeviousJ · 02-10-2004, 08:12 PM

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Originally posted by Graveflower

well everyone (except Ammy) is going to tell you that it's fine and you're overreacting, and maybe that will inspire you to take action and go out.

Bingo!

DeadSwan · 02-10-2004, 08:17 PM

listen, even my supervisor at work interrupted me to comment on my hair.

i'd spent a long time cultivating a look that was both flattering and distinctive, but as it tends to go, i got bored and became infatuated with the idea of revolution and spontaneity. AND LOOK WHERE IT LANDED ME! from now on, i ain't rocking the boat, fo sure.

DeviousJ · 02-10-2004, 08:20 PM

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listen, even my supervisor at work interrupted me to comment on my hair.

i'd spent a long time cultivating a look that was both flattering and distinctive, but as it tends to go, i got bored and became infatuated with the idea of revolution and spontaneity. AND LOOK WHERE IT LANDED ME! from now on, i ain't rocking the boat, fo sure.

But we CAN'T LOOK you see.

C'mon, you're a fashion girl. I'm sure you can work this to your advantage, you must have some ideas

ambienlife · 02-10-2004, 08:20 PM

Please Post a Picture!!!

DeadSwan · 02-10-2004, 08:24 PM

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Originally posted by DeviousJ

But we CAN'T LOOK you see.

C'mon, you're a fashion girl. I'm sure you can work this to your advantage, you must have some ideas

listen, i'm one of those hipster kids whose hair tricks people into thinking they're hot. it's like a fucking magic eye or some shit. an optical illusion. now i'm nothing, you understand? i'm just a fucking choad with a lumpy dumpy face in a hat. not even a great hat. actually, it's not bad, but i look for shit in hats! and to top it off, i'm whining about this crap on netphoria. let me die where it's cold and i can be alone, por favor.

DeviousJ · 02-10-2004, 08:26 PM

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Originally posted by DeadSwan

listen, i'm one of those hipster kids whose hair tricks people into thinking they're hot. it's like a fucking magic eye or some shit. an optical illusion. now i'm nothing, you understand? i'm just a fucking choad with a lumpy dumpy face in a hat. not even a great hat. actually, it's not bad, but i look for shit in hats! and to top it off, i'm whining about this crap on netphoria. let me die where it's cold and i can be alone, por favor.

Listen you. I remember you before the hair, dammit, and you don't need the hair. The hair was cool, but it's not all about the hair. And anyway, if you didn't shorten it much you still have something to work with

DeadSwan · 02-10-2004, 08:28 PM

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Originally posted by DeviousJ

Listen you. I remember you before the hair, dammit, and you don't need the hair. The hair was cool, but it's not all about the hair. And anyway, if you didn't shorten it much you still have something to work with

thanks, man. you're a pal. i always did like you.

DeadSwan · 02-10-2004, 08:31 PM

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Originally posted by Graveflower

I thought you were supposed to have become real confident or something because you said you lost a bunch of weight, and really you looked fine then, too.

i've become increasingly neurotic and self-loathing since graduating, and this was intensified by my falling out with jeff (the roommate)

DeviousJ · 02-10-2004, 08:32 PM

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Originally posted by DeadSwan

thanks, man. you're a pal. i always did like you.

And I like you - now go get 'em, tiger!

02-10-2004, 07:00 PM	#1
DeadSwan Socialphobic Location: GAZA STRIP MALL Posts: 10,828	Fuck I Don't Want To Be Hat Girl i totally totally butchered my hair. there is no redemption. why do i get so impatient? my hair was most of my hot points

02-10-2004, 07:06 PM	#4
Geek USA car wash cunt Location: cuyler ave Posts: 39,762	oh no did you cut it too short and ugly i wanna see __________________ well.

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DeviousJ CORNFROST Location: GUREITO DESU YO Posts: 24,891	Post the hair! C'mon, you know most people are just gonna tell you it looks good anyway __________________

02-10-2004, 07:09 PM	#6
DeadSwan Socialphobic Location: GAZA STRIP MALL Posts: 10,828	eh. i just fucked it up. i always cut it myself with whatever scissors i have, usually kiddie paper scissors, and i fuck with it til it looks right. 9 times out of 10 i do a proper job. this time, however, holeeeeeeeeeeeee shit did i bomb out. it's not much shorter, i just chopped my bangs really short and did some really awful layers that just don't work at all. this is a very sad time for me, you must all understand. my hair is very important to me it's the shirt that always has to look good with everything

02-10-2004, 07:33 PM	#11
mxzombie Braindead Location: i like traffic lights, but only when they're green. Posts: 15,578	one time i tried to shave my own head and it came out looking like a flat top. i haven't had my hair cut since.

02-10-2004, 08:17 PM	#19
DeadSwan Socialphobic Location: GAZA STRIP MALL Posts: 10,828	listen, even my supervisor at work interrupted me to comment on my hair. i'd spent a long time cultivating a look that was both flattering and distinctive, but as it tends to go, i got bored and became infatuated with the idea of revolution and spontaneity. AND LOOK WHERE IT LANDED ME! from now on, i ain't rocking the boat, fo sure.

02-10-2004, 08:20 PM	#21
ambienlife Demi-God Location: in a dream Posts: 393	Please Post a Picture!!!