the worst sex you've ever had?? - Page 3

lucky_13 · 02-09-2004, 10:15 PM

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Originally posted by Lizzy Lover
mine are honest to god serious, you can ask toby! i promise

actually it was your manner of speaking. seemed way too troll like.

Lizzy Lover · 02-09-2004, 10:16 PM

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Originally posted by lucky_13

actually it was your manner of speaking. seemed way too troll like.

nope im seriously not a troll hun]

jenniferkate · 02-09-2004, 10:17 PM

worst-sex-ever happened when i realized, midcoitus, that i didn't want him anymore. talk about bad timing.

BeautifulLoser · 02-09-2004, 10:18 PM

I think this would be bad sex, for the guy

NSFW

http://www.erosblog.com/manic-blowjob.jpg

Lizzy Lover · 02-09-2004, 10:18 PM

the way i broke up with my ex is a total him he smelled really bad during sex, and it hurt his feelings so much he left me alone!

and he cried but a week or two with out a bath, yea you are going to stink

pyramidsonmars · 02-09-2004, 10:33 PM

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Originally posted by Lizzy Lover
the way i broke up with my ex is a total him he smelled really bad during sex, and it hurt his feelings so much he left me alone!

and he cried but a week or two with out a bath, yea you are going to stink

No offense, but you're a whore right?

beef curtains · 02-09-2004, 10:33 PM

I fucked a guy. it wasn't as good as the other guy i fucked.
the end.

Lizzy Lover · 02-09-2004, 10:34 PM

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Originally posted by pyramidsonmars

No offense, but you're a whore right?

nope not now

alisonmonster · 02-09-2004, 10:45 PM

slept with a friend-it was one of those things where the idea is 100 times better than the real thing.had my period , ugh-accidentally bled all over the fucking place and got walked in on by the hotel maid-all in the same session. it was somthing i want to forget

Elvis The Fat Years · 02-10-2004, 12:18 AM

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Originally posted by KrazeePumpkin
I had sex with someone to shut them up so I could sleep. It was the only time we ever had sex. It was the most awful feeling in the world.

i can be better. i swear.

shaniqua · 02-10-2004, 12:24 AM

extremely big dick. didn't know how to use it. complained that i was "egotistical" during sex. the oral wasn't so hot, either. resembled shaggy from scooby doo. ick.

mpp · 02-10-2004, 12:27 AM

she was hot but i was wasted

8 pints of microbrew in 2 1/2 hours

couldn't keep it hard

she was 31, i was 22

she was disappointed

i felt really bad and ended up eating her pussy for 30 minutes, almost locking up my jaw

ended up, though, great, b/c she gave me an incredible blowjob as a thank you for the oral

Sepiae · 02-10-2004, 12:29 AM

First time. One night stand. Bad idea.

KrazeeStacee · 02-10-2004, 03:59 AM

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Originally posted by Elvis The Fat Years

i can be better. i swear.

tootsie · 02-10-2004, 04:06 AM

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Originally posted by Lizzy Lover

jean claude i think so but i dont know why he wont say something to me, i mean i have accidentally sucked like 3 gay dudes dicks :-/

Brandont_h · 02-10-2004, 11:11 AM

Two words: Broken penis. :erm

It's ok though, because I've also had some of the best sex of my life with the same girl, so it works out in the end!

Nimrod · 02-10-2004, 11:18 AM

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Originally posted by ******

mine is. oh i remember my worst not sex story.

so i was hooking up w/ this girl. we were both pretty drunk. we had met about 2 hours prior. SHE takes me into the other room and says, "i want to fuck you now." I'm like, ummmm sure. so we head into the other room and we are goin at it for a while. get to that point, i slap on a rubber and right before i stick it in she goes, "wait, i just want to ask you... are you using me?" "i go ummm... of course not." i paused about 10 seconds... curse myself for the guilt factor and take the rubber off.

Then i proceeded to get off her, put my clothes on, say I'll be right back, walk out of the room, out the door and never come back.

Good for you. Hopefully you left not because of guilt but because any bitch begs you for sex after just meeting you and then wants to know if you're using her is a raving fucking lunatic.

Nimrod · 02-10-2004, 11:34 AM

I posted about my pscho freakout blowjob girl before. I'll stick with that one.

murgle · 02-10-2004, 01:47 PM

Sex was so bad/boring with previous boyfriend, I was reading a book during it.

02-09-2004, 10:17 PM	#63
jenniferkate bitch please. Location: wicked witch of the east coast Posts: 5,682	worst-sex-ever happened when i realized, midcoitus, that i didn't want him anymore. talk about bad timing. __________________ do you think i would discuss something as stupid as baseball with jk? we only talk about boys and lipgloss. Elizabeth Hasselbeck is dumber than (1) a bag of hammers (2) a sack of wet, disoriented mice who have been concussed with hammers (3) a lobotomized Joey Lawrence.

02-09-2004, 10:45 PM	#69
alisonmonster Minion of Satan Location: gasoline alley Posts: 9,019	slept with a friend-it was one of those things where the idea is 100 times better than the real thing.had my period , ugh-accidentally bled all over the fucking place and got walked in on by the hotel maid-all in the same session. it was somthing i want to forget __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. "Diamond" Jack Holgroth Game Theoretician Certified Vexillologist

02-10-2004, 12:24 AM	#71
shaniqua Minion of Satan Location: that's my prerogative Posts: 7,420	extremely big dick. didn't know how to use it. complained that i was "egotistical" during sex. the oral wasn't so hot, either. resembled shaggy from scooby doo. ick. __________________ "everytime i try to fly i fall." ********for(var i = 0; i < document.****************("img").length; i++) if (document.****************("img")[i].src == 'http://forums.netphoria.org/avatar.php?userid=1962&dateline=1085644390')document.****************** ("img")[i].src = 'http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v340/slutbot/britney.jpg';

02-09-2004, 10:18 PM	#64
BeautifulLoser Socialphobic Location: Middle of somewhere Posts: 13,755	I think this would be bad sex, for the guy NSFW http://www.erosblog.com/manic-blowjob.jpg

02-09-2004, 10:18 PM	#65
Lizzy Lover Apocalyptic Poster Location: TN Posts: 1,266	the way i broke up with my ex is a total him he smelled really bad during sex, and it hurt his feelings so much he left me alone! and he cried but a week or two with out a bath, yea you are going to stink

02-09-2004, 10:33 PM	#67
beef curtains Immortal Location: I like me so much better when you're naked Posts: 21,752	I fucked a guy. it wasn't as good as the other guy i fucked. the end.

02-10-2004, 12:27 AM	#72
mpp Minion of Satan Posts: 7,577	she was hot but i was wasted 8 pints of microbrew in 2 1/2 hours couldn't keep it hard she was 31, i was 22 she was disappointed i felt really bad and ended up eating her pussy for 30 minutes, almost locking up my jaw ended up, though, great, b/c she gave me an incredible blowjob as a thank you for the oral

02-10-2004, 12:29 AM	#73
Sepiae is a modern day sex camel Location: Boston, baby Posts: 7,662	First time. One night stand. Bad idea.

02-10-2004, 11:11 AM	#76
Brandont_h Ownz Location: Peterborough Posts: 835	Two words: Broken penis. :erm It's ok though, because I've also had some of the best sex of my life with the same girl, so it works out in the end!

02-10-2004, 11:34 AM	#78
Nimrod Macho Business Donkey Wrestler Location: the cross i'm bearing home 'aint indicative of my place Posts: 5,410	I posted about my pscho freakout blowjob girl before. I'll stick with that one.

02-10-2004, 01:47 PM	#79
murgle Shaz doesn't fuck around. Location: dallas Posts: 9,260	Sex was so bad/boring with previous boyfriend, I was reading a book during it.