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Old 02-09-2004, 01:49 AM   #1
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Thumbs up I bought some dental floss for .99

Is that okay? Am I still cool?

 
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Old 02-09-2004, 01:50 AM   #2
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is that after tax?

 
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Old 02-09-2004, 01:51 AM   #3
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Old 02-09-2004, 01:51 AM   #4
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are you planning on buying a motorcyle or attending a morrissey party?

 
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Old 02-09-2004, 01:51 AM   #5
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Excellent purchase.

 
Old 02-09-2004, 01:51 AM   #6
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are you planning on buying a motorcyle or attending a morrissey party?
HELL YES

Haven't decided which yet, though.

 
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Old 02-09-2004, 01:53 AM   #7
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is that after tax?
I don't know. I lied. I get other people to buy my dental floss for me.

 
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Old 02-09-2004, 01:53 AM   #8
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And now on to the subject of butt floss...

 
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Old 02-09-2004, 01:54 AM   #9
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i need to floss more often.

actually, i need to floss, period. i don't do it at all.

 
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Old 02-09-2004, 01:55 AM   #10
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And now on to the subject of butt floss...
I use old show laces.

 
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Old 02-09-2004, 01:55 AM   #11
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i need to floss more often.

actually, i need to floss, period. i don't do it at all.
Maybe you could pay someone to do it for you.

 
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Old 02-09-2004, 01:55 AM   #12
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And now on to the subject of butt floss...
my dad used to get this catalogue with crazy shit in it called 'things you never knew existed'. they sold butt floss in there.

 
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Old 02-09-2004, 01:56 AM   #13
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Was it in the used bin?

 
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Old 02-09-2004, 01:56 AM   #14
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Maybe you could pay someone to do it for you.
i spend all my money on drugs.

 
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Old 02-09-2004, 01:56 AM   #15
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I get oodles of dental floss for free from the dentist.

 
Old 02-09-2004, 01:57 AM   #16
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Thrilling tales of post-maternity lingerie...

 
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Old 02-09-2004, 02:00 AM   #17
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I get oodles of dental floss for free from the dentist.
Contrary to what you may have heard, dental floss is not in fact an effective contraceptive.

 
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Old 02-09-2004, 02:01 AM   #18
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I could have come up with a much better response to that if I had thought a little harder, maybe something revolving around the phrase "oral slut." Man, I suck.

 
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Old 02-09-2004, 02:02 AM   #19
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"oral slut." Man, I suck.
hmmmm...

 
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Old 02-09-2004, 02:03 AM   #20
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Or, "You're getting gypped. Didn't anyone tell you about the nitrous oxide?" I'm losing my touch.

 
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Old 02-09-2004, 02:04 AM   #21
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still cool
Still?

 
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Old 02-09-2004, 02:15 AM   #22
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Still?
Hey, just because I can never be as cool as you doesn't mean I don't crave acceptance just like every other boy my age.

 
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Old 02-09-2004, 09:56 AM   #23
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Contrary to what you may have heard, dental floss is not in fact an effective contraceptive.
Oh no.

 
Old 02-09-2004, 01:09 PM   #24
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Wow, I don't know which is a better deal.. your kick ass jacket, or the dental floss!

 
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Old 02-09-2004, 01:13 PM   #25
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was it waxed dental floss?
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well.

 
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Old 02-09-2004, 01:14 PM   #26
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was it waxed dental floss?
I hate waxed. Unless its flavoured.

I have to go in the bathroom and shut the door to floss my teeth... feefer goes WILD over dental floss.

 
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