Karl Malone has been the last poster in 40 threads in a row

lawson · 11-12-2002, 09:05 PM

that is impressive- but shouldn't you be playing basketball?

sickbadthing · 11-12-2002, 10:03 PM

Some of you may remember my posts (almost a month ago now, I believe) about a certain girl that went on my bus, that I wanted to get to know.

Well, I got to know her. I talked to her almost everyday online/at school, she turned out to have a ton of stuff in common with me, and all was well. Anyhow, the more and more I spoke to her, the more I got the impression that she just might actually like me. She had given me her number a while back, but the two times I had tried to call, she wasn't in.

I tried again, yesterday. She was at home. Great. I talked to her for about an hour about random things. Just mindless chatter, I suppose. When I was closing up the conversation, I figured I might as well do something when I had the chance-- so, I got my balls out for once and asked her to the upcoming semiformal dance (which is in about 2 weeks). She said yes.

"Fuckin' a." I thought to myself. Finally, I'm getting feelings in return.

Fast forward to about half an hour ago. Still basking in my glory after actually getting a date, she had been on my mind all day, and I was rather eager to talk to her at the usual time of around 10PM, when she normally got online. She didn't, and I thought something might have been up. I was kind of anxious all day, so I got paranoid, and although the thought that I may have been blocked crossed my mind, I tried to think nothing of it. At about 10:45, one of her friends starts talking to me. This is some person I'd never met before, so my suspicions that something was going on were raised-- and this time, I was right in suspecting something. Her friend chit chatted for a while, I guess to humor me or something, when I just got fed up and asked her to give me whatever bad news she had. I'm not sure if she was nervous typing this, or if she's just a retard, because it's pretty badly done.

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run away with me , to another place ... says:
when you asked her to the Christmas dance, it was kinda of out of no where.. and she disn't now what to say.. but she kinda wanted to go with someone eles rerally badly. and she dind;t know how to tell you that.. but don't be mad at her , or anting..
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Oh boy, welcome to my life! In a second, whatever happiness I thought I had was gone, and replaced once again with depression and good old teen angst. One second, I've got a date with a pretty girl, the next... no. Back to the same ol' same ol'. And she didn't even spare my dignity by telling me herself. Had to send a friend of hers to do it for me. A lot can change in a few weeks, though, so things may turn up. My mind embroiders on everything, so I'm probably blowing this whole thing out of proportion. I'm sick of being lead on.

The one time I got it right, I was wrong.

Fuck.

lawson · 11-12-2002, 10:07 PM

reading your post: what began as amusement turned to despair. i can only hope you copied this from another message board

jenny4ever · 11-12-2002, 10:09 PM

your pm box is full!!!!!!

spa ced · 11-12-2002, 10:14 PM

Is that a story from Lucas' life?

Irrelevant · 11-12-2002, 11:29 PM

poor attention-craving lucas. were your parents too busy praying to your silly mormon god to love you?

http://www.blamonet.com/vb/showthrea...&threadid=9663

wah wah wah. of course no girls like you. you're totally fucking stupid, and not good looking at all.

Mathboy · 11-13-2002, 12:39 AM

You can't stop the Mailman. Everyone should know that by now.

Karl Malone · 11-13-2002, 01:42 AM

Karl Malone was bored.

Karl Malone · 11-13-2002, 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Irrelevant
poor attention-craving lucas. were your parents too busy praying to your silly mormon god to love you?

http://www.blamonet.com/vb/showthrea...&threadid=9663

wah wah wah. of course no girls like you. you're totally fucking stupid, and not good looking at all.

Karl Malone live in Utah, but he not Mormon.

11-12-2002, 09:05 PM	#1
lawson Apocalyptic Poster Location: raleigh Posts: 4,176	Karl Malone has been the last poster in 40 threads in a row that is impressive- but shouldn't you be playing basketball?

11-12-2002, 10:03 PM	#2
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,316	Some of you may remember my posts (almost a month ago now, I believe) about a certain girl that went on my bus, that I wanted to get to know. Well, I got to know her. I talked to her almost everyday online/at school, she turned out to have a ton of stuff in common with me, and all was well. Anyhow, the more and more I spoke to her, the more I got the impression that she just might actually like me. She had given me her number a while back, but the two times I had tried to call, she wasn't in. I tried again, yesterday. She was at home. Great. I talked to her for about an hour about random things. Just mindless chatter, I suppose. When I was closing up the conversation, I figured I might as well do something when I had the chance-- so, I got my balls out for once and asked her to the upcoming semiformal dance (which is in about 2 weeks). She said yes. "Fuckin' a." I thought to myself. Finally, I'm getting feelings in return. Fast forward to about half an hour ago. Still basking in my glory after actually getting a date, she had been on my mind all day, and I was rather eager to talk to her at the usual time of around 10PM, when she normally got online. She didn't, and I thought something might have been up. I was kind of anxious all day, so I got paranoid, and although the thought that I may have been blocked crossed my mind, I tried to think nothing of it. At about 10:45, one of her friends starts talking to me. This is some person I'd never met before, so my suspicions that something was going on were raised-- and this time, I was right in suspecting something. Her friend chit chatted for a while, I guess to humor me or something, when I just got fed up and asked her to give me whatever bad news she had. I'm not sure if she was nervous typing this, or if she's just a retard, because it's pretty badly done. quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- run away with me , to another place ... says: when you asked her to the Christmas dance, it was kinda of out of no where.. and she disn't now what to say.. but she kinda wanted to go with someone eles rerally badly. and she dind;t know how to tell you that.. but don't be mad at her , or anting.. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oh boy, welcome to my life! In a second, whatever happiness I thought I had was gone, and replaced once again with depression and good old teen angst. One second, I've got a date with a pretty girl, the next... no. Back to the same ol' same ol'. And she didn't even spare my dignity by telling me herself. Had to send a friend of hers to do it for me. A lot can change in a few weeks, though, so things may turn up. My mind embroiders on everything, so I'm probably blowing this whole thing out of proportion. I'm sick of being lead on. The one time I got it right, I was wrong. Fuck. __________________

11-12-2002, 10:07 PM	#3
lawson Apocalyptic Poster Location: raleigh Posts: 4,176	reading your post: what began as amusement turned to despair. i can only hope you copied this from another message board

11-12-2002, 10:09 PM	#4
jenny4ever Apocalyptic Poster Location: Boone, NC Posts: 1,026	your pm box is full!!!!!!

11-12-2002, 10:14 PM	#5
spa ced Braindead Location: Machu Picchu Posts: 15,291	Is that a story from Lucas' life?

11-12-2002, 11:29 PM	#6
Irrelevant Minion of Satan Location: kitties Posts: 6,842	poor attention-craving lucas. were your parents too busy praying to your silly mormon god to love you? http://www.blamonet.com/vb/showthrea...&threadid=9663 wah wah wah. of course no girls like you. you're totally fucking stupid, and not good looking at all.

11-13-2002, 12:39 AM	#7
Mathboy Pledge Location: Kalamazoo, MI Posts: 245	You can't stop the Mailman. Everyone should know that by now.

11-13-2002, 01:42 AM	#8
Karl Malone BANNED Location: Salt Lake City, Utah Posts: 254	Karl Malone was bored.