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Old 02-07-2004, 05:10 AM   #1
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Old 02-07-2004, 05:12 AM   #2
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redickulous.

 
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Old 02-07-2004, 12:41 PM   #3
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haha, didn't see that one coming

 
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Old 02-07-2004, 01:24 PM   #4
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niiiice

 
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Old 02-07-2004, 03:08 PM   #5
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Nice work. Would've been 50x better if the "narration" was just the words on the screen, not that Ed Norton-wannabe douchebag voice-over.

 
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Old 02-07-2004, 03:09 PM   #6
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Ed Norton-wannabe douchebag voice-over.
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Old 02-07-2004, 03:11 PM   #7
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I thought it was cute!

 
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Old 02-07-2004, 03:13 PM   #8
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Haha. I was wondering why Edward was doing a commercial spoof.

 
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Old 02-07-2004, 03:33 PM   #9
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Old 02-07-2004, 08:07 PM   #10
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thats one of the best ive seen yet

 
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Old 02-07-2004, 09:08 PM   #11
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Beautiful.

 
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Old 02-07-2004, 09:46 PM   #12
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a girl who's father has a sense of humor?

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Old 02-08-2004, 12:31 AM   #13
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a girl who's father has a sense of humor?

She demands satisfaction!

 
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Old 02-08-2004, 12:33 AM   #14
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That's at least a year old. But it's still really, really great.

 
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Old 02-08-2004, 12:35 AM   #15
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i would have taken one from the sister

 
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Old 02-08-2004, 12:36 AM   #16
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for a minute there i thought this thread was about miss world....but then i saw that he didn't get head.

 
Old 02-08-2004, 12:37 AM   #17
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for a minute there i thought this thread was about miss world....but then i saw that he didn't get head.
you probably would've blown the whole family.

 
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Old 02-08-2004, 12:41 AM   #18
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you probably would've blown the whole family.
you probably don't remember what it's like to get blown.

 
Old 02-08-2004, 12:43 AM   #19
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you probably don't remember what it's like to get blown.
haha you stupid bitch. i own a dog and peanut butter.

u lose!

 
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Old 02-08-2004, 12:45 AM   #20
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haha you stupid bitch. i own a dog and peanut butter.

u lose!


nimrod told me in a secret pm that he does that when crescentfresh is on the rag!

 
Old 02-08-2004, 12:48 AM   #21
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nimrod told me in a secret pm that he does that when crescentfresh is on the rag!
haha you stupid bitch. enough of your lies. he fucks me when shes on the rag.

 
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Old 02-08-2004, 12:48 AM   #22
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Oh Jesus, not her again.

 
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Old 02-08-2004, 12:49 AM   #23
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haha you stupid bitch. enough of your lies. he fucks me when shes on the rag.
i guess that's when he uses the jelly!

 
Old 02-08-2004, 12:49 AM   #24
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Oh Jesus, not her again.
STOP MAKING THREADS ABOUT ME!~!!!

 
Old 02-08-2004, 12:51 AM   #25
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STOP MAKING THREADS ABOUT ME!~!!!


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Old 02-08-2004, 12:52 AM   #26
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so yeah, what's up everyone?

 
Old 02-08-2004, 12:54 AM   #27
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i guess that's when he uses the jelly!
jelly? haha you stupid bitch. im a man. dry anal rape is my bag.

 
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Old 02-08-2004, 12:55 AM   #28
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jelly? haha you stupid bitch. im a man. dry anal rape is my bag.
or would it be your bread and butter!??!!

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