www.dumblaws.com

Nothing/everything · 02-07-2004, 04:54 PM

People may not buy a mattress on Sunday
You may not carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length
It is illegal to carry a fishbowl or aquarium onto a bus because the sound of the water sloshing may disturb other passengers.
It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts
It is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday
It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset
It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday
It is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance
Any person who leans against a public building will be subject to fines
Your duck may not paraded down Ohio Avenue

JPK · 02-07-2004, 04:57 PM

that site is funny

one of my favorite one is something like:

a woman cannot drive, unless a man walks in front of the care, waving a flag.

lol

Nothing/everything · 02-07-2004, 05:06 PM

i'm sooooooo fucked.................:

It is illegal to place a container filled with human fecal matter on the side of any highway

bornentertainer · 02-07-2004, 05:19 PM

One of my professors told us about one, I think it goes like this:

In Massachusetts, if anyone from Rhode Island disrupts church service, it is okay to shoot him.

I guess a couple centuries ago, Quakers used to run naked through the church of some other religion naked and screaming and stuff, and because of this they were all sent to Rhode Island.

I probably got that wrong, I heard it a long time ago.

meow · 02-07-2004, 06:13 PM

A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town."

X-rays may not be used to fit shoes.

It is illegal to attach a vending machine to a utility pole without prior consent from the utility company. Furthermore, if permission is granted, the vending machine may not be less than twelve feet from the ground.

It is illegal to give noxious substances to a bird in any city park.

You may not ride an ugly horse.

sppunk · 02-07-2004, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nothing/everything

Your duck may not paraded down Ohio Avenue

What about my rooster?

meow · 02-07-2004, 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sppunk

What about my rooster?

as long as its not ugly!

ambienlife · 02-07-2004, 08:42 PM

Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians.
It's illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM.

GOD BLESS THE LAWS

02-07-2004, 04:54 PM	#1
Nothing/everything Minion of Satan Location: Groningen; Netherlands Posts: 8,000	www.dumblaws.com People may not buy a mattress on Sunday You may not carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length It is illegal to carry a fishbowl or aquarium onto a bus because the sound of the water sloshing may disturb other passengers. It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts It is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday It is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance Any person who leans against a public building will be subject to fines Your duck may not paraded down Ohio Avenue

02-07-2004, 04:57 PM	#2
JPK Ownz Location: Ste-Foy, Quebec, Canada Posts: 525	that site is funny one of my favorite one is something like: a woman cannot drive, unless a man walks in front of the care, waving a flag. lol

02-07-2004, 05:06 PM	#3
Nothing/everything Minion of Satan Location: Groningen; Netherlands Posts: 8,000	i'm sooooooo fucked.................: It is illegal to place a container filled with human fecal matter on the side of any highway

02-07-2004, 05:19 PM	#4
bornentertainer Apocalyptic Poster Location: bay area Posts: 4,468	One of my professors told us about one, I think it goes like this: In Massachusetts, if anyone from Rhode Island disrupts church service, it is okay to shoot him. I guess a couple centuries ago, Quakers used to run naked through the church of some other religion naked and screaming and stuff, and because of this they were all sent to Rhode Island. I probably got that wrong, I heard it a long time ago.

02-07-2004, 06:13 PM	#5
meow Netflix Me Location: Human Skull! Posts: 27,712	A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town." X-rays may not be used to fit shoes. It is illegal to attach a vending machine to a utility pole without prior consent from the utility company. Furthermore, if permission is granted, the vending machine may not be less than twelve feet from the ground. It is illegal to give noxious substances to a bird in any city park. You may not ride an ugly horse.

02-07-2004, 08:42 PM	#8
ambienlife Demi-God Location: in a dream Posts: 393	Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians. It's illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM. GOD BLESS THE LAWS