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Old 02-06-2004, 02:51 AM   #31
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This website can make someone feel really sad.

 
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Old 02-06-2004, 05:30 AM   #32
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637983052 i dont like smoking cigarettes, i just smoke them to get the feeling that i am wanted by something.



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Old 02-06-2004, 08:55 AM   #33
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The last one is yours, right?
am i that transparent

 
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Old 02-06-2004, 09:32 AM   #34
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some of that stuff is hard to read about, it make you sad and feel like that your girlfriend has pobably post there.

 
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Old 02-06-2004, 09:45 AM   #35
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i really like that site.

 
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Old 02-06-2004, 11:28 AM   #36
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best site ever

 
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Old 02-07-2004, 12:00 AM   #37
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911063068 I used to think being poor was the reason I was depressed. Now I make more money than I can spend and I still want to die. I keep looking for something that's wrong that I can fix to make myself happy. I think medication is the only thing that will fix my life.

 
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Old 02-07-2004, 12:01 AM   #38
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does he put his winky inside the bottle and then cum into it?

that would be funny.
It's a girl, idiot.
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Old 02-07-2004, 12:09 AM   #39
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404219551 when i was in high school i would sneak up to the computer lab and look at gay porn. i got such a thrill out of it. i wasn't out of the closet so it made the thrill that much better. when i would orgasm i would do it on to the mouse pads. i love the fact that students to this day still touch the mouse pads i would jizz all over. its hot.

 
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Old 02-07-2004, 12:19 AM   #40
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743927228 I put heroin on my friend's contact lense...when he put it in his eye he overdosed and died. Now I feel like killing myself for killing him. Woe is me.

 
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Old 02-07-2004, 12:20 AM   #41
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137334844 Sometimes I'll buy tampons at the store just so that the person at the checkout might think that I have a girlfriend.

 
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Old 02-07-2004, 12:29 AM   #42
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163501708 I cheat on my wife at adult theaters. With men.

I give better head than my wife.

 
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Old 02-07-2004, 02:21 AM   #43
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679095807 I feel like such a weirdo.

Recently I got cable and I now have like, hundreds of channels. Because I have a lot of free time on my hands (I'm unemployed) I find myself watching the National Geographic channel all day. I've started to masturbate while watching the animals mating, especially when the male creeps up behind the female and starts banging her.

I particularily like masturbating while watching the baboons with the pink arses.

 
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Old 02-07-2004, 05:13 PM   #44
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when i was younger i wanted to be a mafia wife. i think i really just liked the idea of being abused. the lifestyle seemed so hott in an abusive kind of way. i grew up to become a self mutilator. if my mafia husband won't abuse me i'll have to do it myself

 
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Old 02-07-2004, 05:20 PM   #45
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809319296 I am afraid to use the stand up stalls because I am afraid someone will see my penis.

 
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Old 02-07-2004, 05:21 PM   #46
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809319296 I am afraid to stand up because I am afraid someone will see my penis.

 
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Old 02-07-2004, 05:47 PM   #47
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528536409 I hate *skinny* guys, I feel like they are worthless physically and unable to protect women. I measure how I compare up to other guys based on how muscley they are. If they're only a bit bigger, I say to myself I could still kick their ass in a fight because I have technique that can overcome any strength advantage they may have. I justify being able to kick guys' asses that are way bigger than me by saying they have no cardio.


jk, i'm looking in your direction :erm

 
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Old 02-07-2004, 06:19 PM   #48
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jk, i'm looking in your direction :erm
liking baseball doesn't make me a brute :/

or are you asking for an ass-kicking, patricia?

 
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Old 02-07-2004, 06:20 PM   #49
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137334844 Sometimes I'll buy tampons at the store just so that the person at the checkout might think that I have a girlfriend.

 
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Old 02-07-2004, 06:22 PM   #50
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743927228 I put heroin on my friend's contact lense...when he put it in his eye he overdosed and died.
whoa how much did he put in?

 
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Old 02-07-2004, 06:22 PM   #51
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711415918 i really like the show buffy the vampire slayer, but i think that everyone who watches it is really weird. like there's this girl at my work who eats a bottle of ketchup every week. and she's a buffy fan.

 
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Old 02-07-2004, 07:04 PM   #52
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842667740 I am married with two kids. But I would like to be tied up and worked over by a bunch of good-looking, trim guys. Fucked and sucked, suck and fuck. The more the merrier.

754805537 I am Jewish. I have the facial features and build of a small rat. I look like a character from a Nazi propaganda movie. I feel like I am letting the team down.


815191505 Im 17 and had my nippel peirced about 8 days ago behind my perants back, I dont know what thay would say if thay found it, thay might say it looks nice but my mother would kill me for doing it behind her back.

297474342 There's this coffee shop nearby, and I take my laptop there to study. A lot of times when I'm bored, I use this packetsniffer to sniff the wireless traffic, and listen to AIM conversations. A lot of times, I download their buddy lists, and add them to a dummy AIM account I've made. When I get bored, occasionally, I'll sign on, and reference something they had previously talked about. Some get freaked out, but others assume I'm just a friend of one of their friends (maybe a roommate). I've actually "tied" buddies together, by referencing one acquired buddy to another. Once they start chatting, things just get weirder!

The worst one I did: There was someone in the coffee shop, and I just sent them a message saying, "You should drink your coffee before it gets cold."

She got really freaked out.


233337093 I'm a girl. One spring, during my sophomore year, i was in California with my family and my friend. My parents friends came over for dinner and they brought their neice, Erika, who was two years younger than me. The previous summer we had experience with kissing each other. My friend, who had come to California with me, felt sick and ent to sleep. So i went to show Erika around the condo complex. We ended up sitting in this room and talking about the previous summer and how we kissed. Then we decided to go somewhere else and we walked to one of the bathrooms inside the media center and i turned off the lights and she went down on me in one of the stalls. I had hooked up with guys before, but when she went down on me, i experienced the first orgasm of my life. Now everytime i masterbate i think about her going down on me. I don't think i am a lesbian, but i get turned on when i think of a girl going down on me.

612537351 i want to get high right now. im almost done with school and im trying to be good this semester but theres weed like 10 ft away from me and i have piles of homework still. what the fuck.


380039737 About five months ago, I bought a sweater. I was just walking out of the store, saw it, put it on briefly, liked it, bought it, and put it in my closet. I just bought it without much thought, and then never really wore it.
A few months later I'm home from college and shopping the after holiday sales and I see this sweater. I try it on, find different sizes, compare it to other sweaters and finally decide to buy it.
Bummer it was the same sweater. So I'm at school, cleaning up my room and notice that there's a sweater in the closet that is exactly the same as the one that's lying on the floor. I think back to all the people who have been in my room, call them and ask if they've lost it. I'm really embarrassed and feeling incredibly stupid and horrible for wasting money on a stupid sweater I already had. It's eating me up inside, and bigger problems seem lame when compared to this one.


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Oh, I also hate when people use "fuck" as an adjective or a noun. It just really pisses me off.


899862268 i dropped a peanut m & m on the floor and ate it.

ive also shared an ice cream cone with my dog.

649773325 reading these confessions makes me feel better about myself... thanks

345926490 When I was in grad school, I dated a girl who became a nun. As a lover, she was aggresive and willing to try anything. I saw her recently and wanted to make a pass at her. I still want her.

589425481 i miss you way too much when youre gone.


108021037 sometimes i sing in front of my mirror and pretend im trying out for american idol. if i did badly, then i say "that was completely awful" in a british accent so that i can sound like Simon.

817658465 I am so sexy. I am good looking and my confidence is sky high. No wonder I get all the girls. I'm an athlete and a top 1% scholar. Life is too easy. (eyesbomb?)

909556664 A couple times when I had done something that I didn't like I imagined that it was a dream. Now I am not sure if I have done half the things that I think I dreamt.







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