i'm going ot make a horrible mother - Page 2

KrazeeStacee · 11-12-2002, 12:50 PM

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Originally posted by Samsa
and a horrible wife. if my husband comes home late from work i'll worry myself sick. i won't let my kids ride bikes or learn to drive or play with friends or climb trees or anyhthing. it's this overhwelming terror. and i'll never let them travel. we won't ever go on planes. or trains. or anything. and i'll make them go to the doctor all the time. and i'll flip out whenever they get sick. and hwen they're babies i'll be terrified to pick them up.

yes, but will you wrap them in bubble wrap?

Affect · 11-12-2002, 01:35 PM

Was this ever in question?

scouse_dave · 11-12-2002, 03:00 PM

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Originally posted by PhantomFM
oh my god.
please dont have children!

bingo!

skippy · 11-12-2002, 03:20 PM

With any luck she'll be unable to conceive.

11-12-2002, 03:23 PM

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Originally posted by Travis Meeks

Denis Leary eh?

yeah, I downloaded "No Cure for Cancer" over the weekend, one of the funniest comedy CD's I've heard. and "Its easier to beat a child than to raise it" is from Se7en. good child rearing hints!

wangcomputers · 11-12-2002, 03:33 PM

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Originally posted by Smiley33

but my name is Desiree! :-*

but I've been calling you Crandle! oh i've been making an idiot of myself!

Samsa · 11-12-2002, 04:31 PM

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Originally posted by killtheyouth
If you don't handle babies often by picking them up/holding them/just touching them a lot they can become very emotionally stunted later on in life.

yeah i know. if my dog is any indication once i got over the initial fear of dropping them i'd hug them a lot.

Samsa · 11-12-2002, 04:34 PM

ok guys, you people totally missed the fucking boat. the point is i'd be a good mother -- i'd love my children very very much and raise them to be good people, but at the same time i'd be overwhelmed with the horrible prospect of something horrible happening to them. nevermind. it's called 'hyperbole' people. this post was a sort of way to talk about how scared i'd be to have kids because i'd be scared of something happening to them. but nevermind. just nevermind. yes. i'd make a horrible mother and i'd never pick them up. and with any chance i won't conceive (which is a really fucking stupid thing to say. i seriously think i'd be a better mom than most people out there.)

Affect · 11-12-2002, 04:35 PM

You're psychotic.

I seriously wouldn't be surprised to see you drown all of your children in the bath tub to "rid them of evil."

You're about as fucked up as they come.

Affect · 11-12-2002, 04:36 PM

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Originally posted by Samsa

yeah i know. if my dog is any indication once i got over the initial fear of dropping them i'd hug them a lot.

You need medication.

KrazeeStacee · 11-12-2002, 04:37 PM

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Originally posted by Ugly

yeah, I downloaded "No Cure for Cancer" over the weekend, one of the funniest comedy CD's I've heard. and "Its easier to beat a child than to raise it" is from Se7en. good child rearing hints!

Watching that on Comedy Central made me <3 Denis Leary

beef curtains · 11-12-2002, 04:39 PM

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Originally posted by Affect
You're psychotic.

I seriously wouldn't be surprised to see you drown all of your children in the bath tub to "rid them of evil."

You're about as fucked up as they come.

but her children would be evil!

Samsa · 11-12-2002, 04:41 PM

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Originally posted by Affect
You're psychotic.

I seriously wouldn't be surprised to see you drown all of your children in the bath tub to "rid them of evil."

You're about as fucked up as they come.

nope. i'm not.

Samsa · 11-12-2002, 04:41 PM

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Originally posted by Affect
You need medication.

why? because i like to hug my dog and i think it's a good indicator that i'd hug my kids too?

Travis Meekz · 11-12-2002, 04:54 PM

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Originally posted by Samsa

why? because i like to hug my dog and i think it's a good indicator that i'd hug my kids too?

now, because the world thinks you're a crazy bitch. Would you want to be raised by you? Didn't think so. For you to reproduce is one thing this world does not need.

Samsa · 11-12-2002, 04:57 PM

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Originally posted by Travis Meeks

now, because the world thinks you're a crazy bitch. Would you want to be raised by you? Didn't think so. For you to reproduce is one thing this world does not need.

yes, i would want to be raised by myself. something you people haven't figured out yet: you don't know me.

skippy · 11-12-2002, 05:03 PM

Let's just say it would be best if this particular genetic line does not continue any further.

Affect · 11-12-2002, 05:05 PM

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Originally posted by Samsa

yes, i would want to be raised by myself. something you people haven't figured out yet: you don't know me.

So, you're more of an affectation than me?

Samsa · 11-12-2002, 05:25 PM

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Originally posted by Affect
So, you're more of an affectation than me?

to some extent

Samsa · 11-12-2002, 05:25 PM

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Originally posted by Mark LeDrew
Let's just say it would be best if this particular genetic line does not continue any further.

you have no basis for saying that

Affect · 11-12-2002, 05:30 PM

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Originally posted by Samsa

to some extent

My ass.

Samsa · 11-12-2002, 05:32 PM

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Originally posted by Affect
My ass.

excuse me?

skippy · 11-12-2002, 05:35 PM

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Originally posted by Samsa

you have no basis for saying that

Sure I do. While it's possible that your children won't be fucked up wenches like yourself, why take the chance? There is enough misery in this world already.

Samsa · 11-12-2002, 05:38 PM

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Originally posted by Mark LeDrew

Sure I do. While it's possible that your children won't be fucked up wenches like yourself, why take the chance? There is enough misery in this world already.

lol. you're seriously one to talk. fucked up? why don't you look in the mirror. i'm a thousand times less fucked-up than you. and i'd make a better mother than a huge majority of people out there so i seriously don't see what your deal is.

Kalsedony · 11-12-2002, 05:40 PM

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Originally posted by Samsa
and a horrible wife. if my husband comes home late from work i'll worry myself sick. i won't let my kids ride bikes or learn to drive or play with friends or climb trees or anyhthing. it's this overhwelming terror. and i'll never let them travel. we won't ever go on planes. or trains. or anything. and i'll make them go to the doctor all the time. and i'll flip out whenever they get sick. and hwen they're babies i'll be terrified to pick them up.

Become a mormon, and you'll be fine.

skippy · 11-12-2002, 05:49 PM

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Originally posted by Samsa

lol. you're seriously one to talk. fucked up? why don't you look in the mirror. i'm a thousand times less fucked-up than you. and i'd make a better mother than a huge majority of people out there so i seriously don't see what your deal is.

I don't recall having said that I was interested in becoming a parent.

You have clearly revealed yourself to be selfish, spiteful, petulant, unreasonable and quick to anger. I don't think any of these are the traits of a good mother.

Samsa · 11-12-2002, 10:43 PM

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Originally posted by Mark LeDrew

I don't recall having said that I was interested in becoming a parent.

You have clearly revealed yourself to be selfish, spiteful, petulant, unreasonable and quick to anger. I don't think any of these are the traits of a good mother.

selfish - absolutely not. especially when it concerns people i love and/or children

spiteful - possibly but again, not when it comes to people i love and/or children

petulant - i don't know what that means

unreasonable - sometimes, but so are children.

quick to anger - yes, but not with children

scouse_dave · 11:00 PM

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Originally posted by Samsa
selfish - absolutely not. especially when it concerns people i love and/or children

spiteful - possibly but again, not when it comes to people i love and/or children

petulant - i don't know what that means

unreasonable - sometimes, but so are children.

quick to anger - yes, but not with children

well, Ms. Cohen...unfortunately, the panel has decided that, as such, you are not eligible for entry onto our adoption programme.

Travis Meekz · 11-12-2002, 10:57 PM

ok, making fun of suze has now become trendy. I will now attempt to not reply to her posts anymore. Look kids, tesselation even joined in now. It's gonna be rough since she posts all the fucking time, but, yeah word.

scouse_dave · 11-12-2002, 10:58 PM

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Originally posted by Samsa
i'm going ot make a horrible mother

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Originally posted by Samsa
the point is i'd be a good mother

quite

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Travis Meekz Minion of Satan Location: . Posts: 6,301	ok, making fun of suze has now become trendy. I will now attempt to not reply to her posts anymore. Look kids, tesselation even joined in now. It's gonna be rough since she posts all the fucking time, but, yeah word. __________________ ...

11-12-2002, 01:35 PM	#32
Affect Fuck Location: xxx Posts: 5,360	Was this ever in question?

11-12-2002, 03:20 PM	#34
skippy Apocalyptic Poster Location: NJ Posts: 4,096	With any luck she'll be unable to conceive.

11-12-2002, 04:34 PM	#38
Samsa Banned Location: A theater near you Posts: 7,929	ok guys, you people totally missed the fucking boat. the point is i'd be a good mother -- i'd love my children very very much and raise them to be good people, but at the same time i'd be overwhelmed with the horrible prospect of something horrible happening to them. nevermind. it's called 'hyperbole' people. this post was a sort of way to talk about how scared i'd be to have kids because i'd be scared of something happening to them. but nevermind. just nevermind. yes. i'd make a horrible mother and i'd never pick them up. and with any chance i won't conceive (which is a really fucking stupid thing to say. i seriously think i'd be a better mom than most people out there.)

11-12-2002, 04:35 PM	#39
Affect Fuck Location: xxx Posts: 5,360	You're psychotic. I seriously wouldn't be surprised to see you drown all of your children in the bath tub to "rid them of evil." You're about as fucked up as they come.

11-12-2002, 05:03 PM	#47
skippy Apocalyptic Poster Location: NJ Posts: 4,096	Let's just say it would be best if this particular genetic line does not continue any further.