how should i slit my wrists?

Why Am I So Ugly? · 11-12-2002, 04:42 AM

with a sharp knife?
would that suffice?

horizontally or vertically?
upside down with a frown?
or right side up in a paper cup?

with a camera watching me?
while i slice away eagerly?

or in the night on the street?
with the people i will meet

or in the bathroom in the sink?
with some poo and some stink?

in a plane in the sky?
while i stare outside and say goodbye?

no i do not like this life's demands
you would not could not understand
something something green eggs and ham

beef curtains · 11-12-2002, 04:48 AM

down, not across!

Irrelevant · 11-12-2002, 04:50 AM

oh damn, i thought this was a serious post.

Why Am I So Ugly? · 11-12-2002, 04:53 AM

oh youd like that wouldnt you ryan patrick?

i am serious by the way.

Irrelevant · 11-12-2002, 04:58 AM

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Originally posted by Why Am I So Ugly?
oh youd like that wouldnt you ryan patrick?

i am serious by the way.

yep.

slitting your wrists to die doesn't seem like fun. the wrist seems so... i don't know it bothers me. of course if you want to die just take a straight razor and run it about 4, maybe 6 inches along the artery there.

cozmic · 11-12-2002, 05:02 AM

This is highly erotic.

Why Am I So Ugly? · 11-12-2002, 05:02 AM

shucks.
you always said you liked me, ryan patrick

Irrelevant · 11-12-2002, 05:09 AM

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Originally posted by Why Am I So Ugly?
shucks.
you always said you liked me, ryan patrick

i did, until you insulted me for no reason constantly and did things deliberately to try to hurt my feelings. i don't think you're a very good person. not that i think i'm that great either. just saying.

11-12-2002, 05:12 AM

REMEMBER KIDS: IT'S "DOWN THE ROAD" NOT "ACROSS THE STREET"! MAKE IT COUNT!

where is that damn picture??!

Cactuar · 11-12-2002, 05:16 AM

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Originally posted by Red Wine Cage
REMEMBER KIDS: IT'S "DOWN THE ROAD" NOT "ACROSS THE STREET"! MAKE IT COUNT!

where is that damn picture??!

probably on www.itsnotfunnyanymore.com

11-12-2002, 05:17 AM

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Originally posted by Cactuar
probably on www.itsnotfunnyanymore.com

but still think it's funny.

Why Am I So Ugly? · 11-12-2002, 05:20 AM

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Originally posted by Irrelevant

i did, until you insulted me for no reason constantly and did things deliberately to try to hurt my feelings. i don't think you're a very good person. not that i think i'm that great either. just saying.

but i have ALWAYS been insulting you

though its not without reason. i think i told you why before

Irrelevant · 11-12-2002, 05:41 AM

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Originally posted by Why Am I So Ugly?

but i have ALWAYS been insulting you though its not without reason. i think i told you why before

well, you did insult me constantly after i met you even though i thought you were a nice guy in person. but yeah i know your reason and i said i was sorry that i seem like an ass because i'm completely unable to relate to others.

professional wannabe · 11-12-2002, 06:47 AM

weirdly enough, i used to have that problem(slitting my wrists) until late last year/early this year, when i finally was successful in overcoming that(after about 2-3 yrs.).

and btw, this really did happen to me, and i kid you not(i still vividly pretty well remember when i had that prob.).

aspecialkid · 11-12-2002, 07:25 AM

use an axe.

KrazeeStacee · 11-12-2002, 12:21 PM

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Originally posted by aspecialkid
use an axe.

That was the best thing anyone's ever said.

On a side note, going down instead of across is much less likely to actually hit the spot. You slit yourself and your skin spreads like a watermelon, then you start to puke and bleed and then your muscle falls out of your arm and maybe, if you're lucky...you'll bleed to death.

slugger · 11-12-2002, 12:26 PM

FUCK SLITTING YOUR WRISTS!

you wanna die?

russian roulette!

frail_and_bedazzled · 11-12-2002, 03:09 PM

why does everyone i talk to hate each other?

totally gay.

and fuck razor blades. it's all about the pills and vodka.

spa ced · 11-12-2002, 03:12 PM

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Originally posted by Why Am I So Ugly?
how should I slit my wrists?

The right way.

sickbadthing · 11-12-2002, 03:20 PM

You have a knife in each hand and shove them hard and direct into your eye sockets piercing your brain.

Be a fucking man. Don't do it some pussy girl way.

OH WOE IS ME I'M SYLVIA PLATH I THINK I'LL STICK MY POETRY SPOUTING HEAD IN A FUCKING OVEN.

spa ced · 11-12-2002, 03:22 PM

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Originally posted by sickbadthing
You have a knife in each hand and shove them hard and direct into your eye sockets piercing your brain.

Be a fucking man. Don't do it some pussy girl way.

OH WOE IS ME I'M SYLVIA PLATH I THINK I'LL STICK MY POETRY SPOUTING HEAD IN A FUCKING OVEN.

You r funneh.
I like you.

Ketchup · 11-12-2002, 04:22 PM

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Originally posted by cozmic
This is highly erotic.

*goregasm*

Czarina · 11-12-2002, 04:26 PM

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Originally posted by Why Am I So Ugly?

i am serious by the way.

not cool.

Why Am I So Ugly? · 11-12-2002, 06:40 PM

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Originally posted by Czarina

not cool.

why not? i suck really bad

Karl Malone · 11-12-2002, 06:56 PM

Karl Malone say you use a Karl Malone rookie card.

Eulogy · 11-12-2002, 07:01 PM

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Originally posted by KrazeePumpkin

On a side note, going down instead of across is much less likely to actually hit the spot. You slit yourself and your skin spreads like a watermelon, then you start to puke and bleed and then your muscle falls out of your arm and maybe, if you're lucky...you'll bleed to death.

Wow that's hot.

KrazeeStacee · 11-12-2002, 07:02 PM

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Originally posted by Eulogy

Wow that's hot.

quite

Karl Malone · 11-12-2002, 08:13 PM

KRAZEEE!

11-12-2002, 04:42 AM	#1
Why Am I So Ugly? Apocalyptic Poster Location: in a bottle for 100 years Posts: 3,835	how should i slit my wrists? with a sharp knife? would that suffice? horizontally or vertically? upside down with a frown? or right side up in a paper cup? with a camera watching me? while i slice away eagerly? or in the night on the street? with the people i will meet or in the bathroom in the sink? with some poo and some stink? in a plane in the sky? while i stare outside and say goodbye? no i do not like this life's demands you would not could not understand something something green eggs and ham

11-12-2002, 04:48 AM	#2
beef curtains Immortal Location: I like me so much better when you're naked Posts: 21,752	down, not across!

11-12-2002, 04:50 AM	#3
Irrelevant Minion of Satan Location: kitties Posts: 6,842	oh damn, i thought this was a serious post.

11-12-2002, 04:53 AM	#4
Why Am I So Ugly? Apocalyptic Poster Location: in a bottle for 100 years Posts: 3,835	oh youd like that wouldnt you ryan patrick? i am serious by the way.

11-12-2002, 05:02 AM	#6
cozmic Pledge Location: austin Posts: 181	This is highly erotic.

11-12-2002, 05:12 AM	#9
Red Wine Cage Posts: n/a	REMEMBER KIDS: IT'S "DOWN THE ROAD" NOT "ACROSS THE STREET"! MAKE IT COUNT! where is that damn picture??!

11-12-2002, 06:47 AM	#14
professional wannabe Demi-God Location: crashing the party Posts: 496	weirdly enough, i used to have that problem(slitting my wrists) until late last year/early this year, when i finally was successful in overcoming that(after about 2-3 yrs.). and btw, this really did happen to me, and i kid you not(i still vividly pretty well remember when i had that prob.).

11-12-2002, 07:25 AM	#15
aspecialkid THE COOK Location: MI, LA, NYC, Chicago, Miami Posts: 2,010	use an axe.

11-12-2002, 12:26 PM	#17
slugger Banned Location: in your head Posts: 1,101	FUCK SLITTING YOUR WRISTS! you wanna die? russian roulette!

11-12-2002, 03:09 PM	#18
frail_and_bedazzled Ownz Location: lon guyland Posts: 880	why does everyone i talk to hate each other? totally gay. and fuck razor blades. it's all about the pills and vodka.

11-12-2002, 03:20 PM	#20
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,316	You have a knife in each hand and shove them hard and direct into your eye sockets piercing your brain. Be a fucking man. Don't do it some pussy girl way. OH WOE IS ME I'M SYLVIA PLATH I THINK I'LL STICK MY POETRY SPOUTING HEAD IN A FUCKING OVEN.

11-12-2002, 06:56 PM	#25
Karl Malone BANNED Location: Salt Lake City, Utah Posts: 254	Karl Malone say you use a Karl Malone rookie card.

11-12-2002, 08:13 PM	#28
Karl Malone BANNED Location: Salt Lake City, Utah Posts: 254	KRAZEEE!