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Old 02-03-2004, 04:40 PM   #1
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Red face I had the nastiest nose bleed ever this morning

I was walking down my stairs to knock on my friend's door who has the same morning class as me. As I'm walking down, I whipe my nose a little because it starts to run, look at my hand, and it's covered with blood. I get tissues from him and head back up to my room where it gushes out like no other, and then the other nostril starts. I go through tons and tons of tissue and huge nasty chunky gobs start coming out and it's all over me. I kept trying to pinch it, but that just made it go down my throat into my mouth. I load up on tissue and head for the health center where they pack me with gauze and wait for it to stop. they make me pinch it again and a huge chunk goo ball of blood goes into my throat and I cough it into my hand. after like 45min, it's finally done. christ. I came back and cleaned out our sink.

I'm afraid it's going to happen again, though. The dr said it might.

 
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Old 02-03-2004, 04:41 PM   #2
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COCAINE UP IN THE HIZZY PLIZZY?

 
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Old 02-03-2004, 04:41 PM   #3
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Old 02-03-2004, 04:42 PM   #4
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I saw this girl with a tampon in her nose once.

 
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Old 02-03-2004, 04:42 PM   #5
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I saw this girl with a tampon in her nose once.
****** and i thought about doing this once at a best wish show, because our noses were dripping like the dickens
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Old 02-03-2004, 04:43 PM   #6
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Toronto's harsh polluted air makes me bleed. Almost to death.

 
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Old 02-03-2004, 04:43 PM   #7
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COCAINE UP IN THE HIZZY PLIZZY?

 
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Old 02-03-2004, 04:44 PM   #8
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I actually thought about it. The sink was filled with blood and bloody tissues and blood gobs. but no.

 
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Old 02-03-2004, 04:44 PM   #9
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ok that's freaking disgusting. nice details.

how come you got the nosebleed?

 
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Old 02-03-2004, 04:45 PM   #10
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i have a stuffed mammoth with a tampon in one of it's orifices with "fanny" written on it.

 
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Old 02-03-2004, 04:47 PM   #11
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ok that's freaking disgusting. nice details.

how come you got the nosebleed?
I've had a cold, and he said since it's cold out, and i've been blowing my nose a lot, the inside probably got dry and irritated and blood vessels on the inside of the nose are very close to the surface, so the skin just tore from drying out and irritation, and the blood vessels broke open. I'm afraid to touch my nose. both nostrils were POURING. I was literally standing over the sink letting it flow.

okay i have to go to my 4 hour english class now. blah. pretentious 35-year olds talking about the inner meaning of poems.

 
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Old 02-03-2004, 04:49 PM   #12
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i've never had a nose bleed

http://www.freakinfrankie.com/franki.../nosebleed.jpg

 
Old 02-03-2004, 04:50 PM   #13
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i've never had a nose bleed
Me neither.


When I was little I always laughed at the kids who got them from being in the sun too long.

 
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Old 02-03-2004, 05:11 PM   #14
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Pfft thats fuck all from what I'm used to getting.

Sometimes they last several hours. Some just 10 minutes, but plenty of blood.

I hate the feeling of cucking up the blood clot afterwards.

 
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Old 02-03-2004, 05:14 PM   #15
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Toronto's harsh polluted air makes me bleed. Almost to death.
looks like you better cancel your trip then

 
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Old 02-03-2004, 05:17 PM   #16
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i used to get nosebleeds all the time when i was a kid. it sucked. i still get them sometimes, but maybe like once a year or something. last time i had one was at wingate. i was high AND i was in history class. it sucked.

 
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Old 02-03-2004, 05:18 PM   #17
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it sucked.

 
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Old 02-03-2004, 05:20 PM   #18
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I get nosebleeds sometimes. It's so awesome.

II MEEAN

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Old 02-03-2004, 05:22 PM   #19
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I remember that!
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Old 02-03-2004, 05:24 PM   #20
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LOQ!







heh i just pooted!

 
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Old 02-03-2004, 05:26 PM   #21
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I get lots of nose bleeds and I'm clean.

 
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Old 02-03-2004, 11:54 PM   #22
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FUCK! it happened again!

this time not as bad, though. But it was while I was in the hot tub.

 
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Old 02-04-2004, 12:03 AM   #23
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Thumbs up King of Nosebleeds

It would appear we're similar in other ways.

I've had more nosebleeds in the last 3 years than most people have in a decade. I get them due to allergies & the cold (it dries out the nostrils), but also, thanks to Accutane, I had at least 40 in the span of 6 months. I'm really not kidding about that. The thing about nosebleeds, is until you control the bleeding - not the flow, but the site - it will continue to bleed. You have to at least stare up, and preferably lie down.

Good story:

I did debate in HS. Yes I'm a dork. This is while I was on Accutane, btw. We got to the tournament site a little early, and started doing some final gathering & whatnot. Now, Accutane dries you COMPLETELY out, on the face. Your eyes get really dry, your nostrils crack (hence the nosebleeds), and your face gets totally ashy. So I start to put some lotion on my face, to help control the ashiness. I was rubbing it in for a bit - on my forehead, on my cheeks, on my nose. But it felt like the lotion wasn't going away. I rubbed more for a bit. I finally took my hands off, and they were covered in blood. I had been rubbing blood on my face. I basically fell to the floor to flatten my back, and raised a bloody hand above the table, asking for some napkins. My debate partner will never forget the sight of seeing my shaking, bloody hand raise up apparent nothingness.

Point is... they suck. Yeah.

 
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Old 02-05-2004, 04:58 AM   #24
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ive never had one.

 
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Old 02-05-2004, 06:06 AM   #25
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nosebleeds are fun if you're wearing someone elses's clothes. for some reason, i love getting blood everywhere.

when i get a nosebleed at home, i go to the shower stal where everything is perfectly white and just blow snot rockets into the bathtub. it looks so cool.

 
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Old 02-05-2004, 12:10 PM   #26
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nosebleeds are fun if you're wearing someone elses's clothes. for some reason, i love getting blood everywhere.

when i get a nosebleed at home, i go to the shower stal where everything is perfectly white and just blow snot rockets into the bathtub. it looks so cool.
:erm ... how pleasant.

 
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Old 02-05-2004, 03:07 PM   #27
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when i get a nosebleed at home, i go to the shower stal where everything is perfectly white and just blow snot rockets into the bathtub. it looks so cool.
i do splatter paintings in the sink

 
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Old 02-05-2004, 06:30 PM   #28
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stop picking you noses people!

 
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Old 02-05-2004, 06:43 PM   #29
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Good story:

I did debate in HS. Yes I'm a dork. This is while I was on Accutane, btw. We got to the tournament site a little early, and started doing some final gathering & whatnot. Now, Accutane dries you COMPLETELY out, on the face. Your eyes get really dry, your nostrils crack (hence the nosebleeds), and your face gets totally ashy. So I start to put some lotion on my face, to help control the ashiness. I was rubbing it in for a bit - on my forehead, on my cheeks, on my nose. But it felt like the lotion wasn't going away. I rubbed more for a bit. I finally took my hands off, and they were covered in blood. I had been rubbing blood on my face. I basically fell to the floor to flatten my back, and raised a bloody hand above the table, asking for some napkins. My debate partner will never forget the sight of seeing my shaking, bloody hand raise up apparent nothingness.

Point is... they suck. Yeah.




 
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Old 02-05-2004, 07:18 PM   #30
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i'm going on Accutane again. god i can't wait for the nosebleeds.

 
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