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02-05-2004, 01:19 AM

The worst job must be a jizz mopper at gay sauna. I know someone who does that. They have to go clean up the rooms after the men are done. There's blood, shit, and cum all over the room. Piss too sometimes.

sarasvati · 02-05-2004, 01:22 AM

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Originally posted by mewl
HOW ABOUT WORKING FOR NUTRO PET FOODS AS A DOG FOOD SALESMAN? YEAH! I WAS A FUCKING SALESMAN! i had to walk up to all the uppity fucks in fayetteville and try to get them to convert to Nutro over whatever they usually bought. i quit after 2 weeks! fuck working!

haha, yes! i work at a pet store and we have reps from nutro come in all the time and do their little thing where they try to switch all of the customers over to nutro.

meow · 02-05-2004, 04:30 AM

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Originally posted by mewl
HOW ABOUT WORKING FOR NUTRO PET FOODS AS A DOG FOOD SALESMAN? YEAH! I WAS A FUCKING SALESMAN! i had to walk up to all the uppity fucks in fayetteville and try to get them to convert to Nutro over whatever they usually bought. i quit after 2 weeks! fuck working!

hey bitch, where are my samples?

Orchestra · 02-05-2004, 05:32 AM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son

My worst job was when I worked in a belt factory, and counted belts that were in boxes to be shipped to see if there was a proper count. There always was. That job lasted 3 days.

That sounds like it could drive a man insane.

kiwi · 02-05-2004, 05:52 AM

it may explain a lot :x

severin · 02-05-2004, 06:09 AM

the worst job i ever had was waste-sorter. we have a thing called "Yellow bag" in austria in which special sorts of waste are collected (pet-bottles, tetra-pak's, plastic-wrappings etc.). i was standing at a conveyer which was filled with the content of said yellow bags and i was sorting the various kinds of plastic etc. as you can imagine, there where tetra-paks with milk left in, loads of waste that shouldn't be in there at all (diapers, condoms...). it stank enourmosly. my shifts where either from 5 am to 2 pm or from 2pm to 11 pm. i did that for 4 weeks. the worst days where when it was hot (it was in july/august) or when it rained, because the bags where stored outside, so everything would be dripping....

RopeyLopey · 02-05-2004, 07:21 AM

the worst job I've ever had was while I was working at a farm - every day i had to get up at 6 in the morning and go clean the shit (literally) of 120 pigs. That took about one hour. The breakfast followed afterwards. I mean you wake up hungry, tired and and the first activity you do is cleaning up the pig shit. Pigs do a lot of shit and it smells bad, believe me. However, you start to realize where all those things people say like 'you smell like a pig' or' you're dirty as pig', where do they come from.
Fortunately I always could see the sun rising in a splendid environment of the Alps, so there were some highlights of waking up that early as well.

RopeyLopey · 02-05-2004, 07:23 AM

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Originally posted by severin
the worst job i ever had was waste-sorter. we have a thing called "Yellow bag" in austria in which special sorts of waste are collected (pet-bottles, tetra-pak's, plastic-wrappings etc.). i was standing at a conveyer which was filled with the content of said yellow bags and i was sorting the various kinds of plastic etc. as you can imagine, there where tetra-paks with milk left in, loads of waste that shouldn't be in there at all (diapers, condoms...). it stank enourmosly. my shifts where either from 5 am to 2 pm or from 2pm to 11 pm. i did that for 4 weeks. the worst days where when it was hot (it was in july/august) or when it rained, because the bags where stored outside, so everything would be dripping....

lol sounds as a lot of fun, too

strange_one · 02-05-2004, 08:17 AM

when I was younger I used to think that the worst job in the world would be screwing the caps on tubes of toothpastes. I thought it was an occupation

Nimrod · 02-05-2004, 11:36 AM

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Originally posted by Lizard Queen
There's blood, shit, and cum all over the room.

Ah, all of the ingredients for temporary sanity.

KrazeeStacee · 02-05-2004, 11:40 AM

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Originally posted by strange_one
when I was younger I used to think that the worst job in the world would be screwing the caps on tubes of toothpastes. I thought it was an occupation

My roomates must also think the same thing since they ALWAYS LEAVE THE DAMN CAP OFF!

Toast · 02-05-2004, 12:29 PM

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02-05-2004, 01:19 AM	#31
Lizard Queen Posts: n/a	The worst job must be a jizz mopper at gay sauna. I know someone who does that. They have to go clean up the rooms after the men are done. There's blood, shit, and cum all over the room. Piss too sometimes.

02-05-2004, 05:52 AM	#35
kiwi Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,197	it may explain a lot :x

02-05-2004, 07:21 AM	#37
RopeyLopey Braindead Posts: 15,483	the worst job I've ever had was while I was working at a farm - every day i had to get up at 6 in the morning and go clean the shit (literally) of 120 pigs. That took about one hour. The breakfast followed afterwards. I mean you wake up hungry, tired and and the first activity you do is cleaning up the pig shit. Pigs do a lot of shit and it smells bad, believe me. However, you start to realize where all those things people say like 'you smell like a pig' or' you're dirty as pig', where do they come from. Fortunately I always could see the sun rising in a splendid environment of the Alps, so there were some highlights of waking up that early as well.

02-05-2004, 08:17 AM	#39
strange_one No Chance Location: Here Posts: 13,788	when I was younger I used to think that the worst job in the world would be screwing the caps on tubes of toothpastes. I thought it was an occupation

02-05-2004, 12:29 PM	#42
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