Did you know that drinking tons of cranberry juice...

01-29-2004, 07:20 PM

Makes you poop red?
DID YOU KNOW THIS?
I learned this the hard way.

Toby · 01-29-2004, 07:21 PM

crescentfresh · 01-29-2004, 07:21 PM

I know that Uristat gives you orange pee that stains the toilet seat!

mxzombie · 01-29-2004, 07:23 PM

the main reason i don't eat spicy stuff is because it burns to poop it.

Toby · 01-29-2004, 07:23 PM

I pooped green the other day, what does that mean?

blackfaerie · 01-29-2004, 07:24 PM

if you drink a bunch of purple gatorade, it turns your poop green.

01-29-2004, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Toby
I pooped green the other day, what does that mean?

You ate a lot of spinach.
At least, that's what it means when I poop green.

I was all, "MY ANUS IS BLEEEEEEEEDING!" this morning. Then I remembered the 8 vodka cranberries I drank the night before.

wHATcOLOR · 01-29-2004, 07:25 PM

it fends off nasty bouts of scurvey, arrrrrr, yes it does!!

Ann Ominous · 01-29-2004, 07:28 PM

No, I didn't know that, but now I'm going to try it.

Expect pictures of the results soon.

vanilla · 01-29-2004, 07:30 PM

no, i was not aware of that. and yes, grape kool-aid makes your poop turn green.

alisonmonster · 01-29-2004, 07:51 PM

i think its worth it-if you want to stave off UTI's.

guz · 01-29-2004, 07:52 PM

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Originally posted by alisonmonster
i think its worth it-if you want to stave off UTI's.

and kidney stones.

spava · 01-29-2004, 07:52 PM

Guiness = black poo.

01-29-2004, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spava
Guiness = black poo.

It certainly tastes like that!

Why Am I So Ugly? · 01-29-2004, 07:57 PM

if you eat a lot of sugar your poop will turn green. and it tastes great by the way

spava · 01-29-2004, 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Why Am I So Ugly?
if you eat a lot of sugar your poop will turn green. and it tastes great by the way

You've eaten poo.

Charmed.

machinaddict · 01-29-2004, 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spava

You've eaten poo.

Charmed.

*waits for racist joke*

Lardism · 01-29-2004, 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Why Am I So Ugly?
if you eat a lot of sugar your poop will turn green. and it tastes great by the way

what you eat is what you look like?

Why Am I So Ugly? · 01-29-2004, 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spava

You've eaten poo.

Charmed.

im going to kiss you with my poo lips

oui henri · 01-29-2004, 08:25 PM

i had no idea.

shaniqua · 01-29-2004, 08:27 PM

i'm drinking pineapple juice. supposedly it has a positive effect on crotchjuices.

01-29-2004, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by shaunna
i'm drinking pineapple juice. supposedly it has a positive effect on crotchjuices.

My friend Steve drank all my pineapple juice before we went out clubbing. I think he was hoping to get lucky. :erm

He made me drink some too... :erm

shaniqua · 01-29-2004, 08:30 PM

oh, shawna. i'll be in montreal this weekend. i'll give you a call if i have time.

01-29-2004, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by shaunna
oh, shawna. i'll be in montreal this weekend. i'll give you a call if i have time.

You better. We'll go have a beer.

01-29-2004, 07:20 PM	#1
Lizard Queen Posts: n/a	Did you know that drinking tons of cranberry juice... Makes you poop red? DID YOU KNOW THIS? I learned this the hard way.

01-29-2004, 07:24 PM	#6
blackfaerie cherrybombs, Red Bulls, and vodka. No really, I'm not a lush. Location: the liquor store, restocking. Posts: 8,883	if you drink a bunch of purple gatorade, it turns your poop green. __________________ I used to make my Barbie doll and Ken doll have sex, while Stacey watched. I was a sick, sick child. Sometimes I made Stacey get in on the action.

01-29-2004, 08:27 PM	#21
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01-29-2004, 08:30 PM	#23
shaniqua Minion of Satan Location: that's my prerogative Posts: 7,420	oh, shawna. i'll be in montreal this weekend. i'll give you a call if i have time. __________________ "everytime i try to fly i fall." ********for(var i = 0; i < document.****************("img").length; i++) if (document.****************("img")[i].src == 'http://forums.netphoria.org/avatar.php?userid=1962&dateline=1085644390')document.****************** ("img")[i].src = 'http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v340/slutbot/britney.jpg';

01-29-2004, 07:21 PM	#2
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	:erm

01-29-2004, 07:21 PM	#3
crescentfresh Minion of Satan Location: Diego Posts: 6,657	I know that Uristat gives you orange pee that stains the toilet seat!

01-29-2004, 07:23 PM	#4
mxzombie Braindead Location: i like traffic lights, but only when they're green. Posts: 15,578	the main reason i don't eat spicy stuff is because it burns to poop it.

01-29-2004, 07:25 PM	#8
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 46,831	it fends off nasty bouts of scurvey, arrrrrr, yes it does!!

01-29-2004, 07:28 PM	#9
Ann Ominous Ownz Location: gimme a fucking custom title, shitholes. Posts: 901	No, I didn't know that, but now I'm going to try it. Expect pictures of the results soon.

01-29-2004, 07:30 PM	#10
vanilla Minion of Satan Posts: 9,812	no, i was not aware of that. and yes, grape kool-aid makes your poop turn green.

01-29-2004, 07:51 PM	#11
alisonmonster Minion of Satan Location: gasoline alley Posts: 9,019	i think its worth it-if you want to stave off UTI's.

01-29-2004, 07:52 PM	#13
spava Apocalyptic Poster Location: Toronto Posts: 1,546	Guiness = black poo.

01-29-2004, 07:57 PM	#15
Why Am I So Ugly? Apocalyptic Poster Location: in a bottle for 100 years Posts: 3,835	if you eat a lot of sugar your poop will turn green. and it tastes great by the way

01-29-2004, 08:25 PM	#20
oui henri Minion of Satan Location: Fuckoffity Land Posts: 5,270	i had no idea.