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Old 01-29-2004, 11:51 AM   #1
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look what some dumb cunt sent to me.






read this and really think about it. picture everything in ur head.
u never know when something like this might happen, so thats y i had to tell u i luv ya.


It's Friday night and you are driving your car.




( what kind of car are you driving?)


(YOU ARE THE DRIVER!!!)





You can only have FOUR other people
in the car with you.

( who is in the car with you?)




As you drive, you and your friends
start chillin to some music.

( what song are you all listening to?)




So, there you are chillin to some music
with four other people








all of a sudden this crazy driver hits
you in the back!









You are flying down the road out of control.









You hit a speed bump and the car flips and lands upside-down in the grass beside the road.









You lay there crying because
you are in so much pain









You hear nothing but silence.










silence










silence









silence.












You try to yell out to your friends,
but you are in so much pain and shock
the words won't come out.










You lay there for about 2 minutes,
but to you it seems like 60 minutes.










You finally hear something.










You hear the ambulance and you
have never felt more relieved.










You lay there, still in the car, thinkin about your

family,

friends,

School,

past holidays,

old friends,

old lovers










You start to pray for the other people in
the car and for yourself.










The paramedics get you out of the car,
put you on a stretcher, and then
into the ambulance.










you see nothing and hear nothing
but a void....you are alone










You don't get a chance to see the other
people that were in the car with you










As they drive to the hospital,
you pray and think to yourself










"Am I going to die?"











Where are my friends?










Are they okay?










What's going to happen to me.......?










Did you die or not?










What happened to your friends that
were in the car with you......?










They all died.














All of the other people in the car died.














They are all gone.














You'll never get to see them again.














As for you...















you died too.














Wait you were just imagining....right ?














But what if it were real?


What if it really happened to you?














Think about it....














That car was the LAST car you
were EVER in with your friends.














Those four people were the
LAST people you EVER saw.














Did you pick the four people in the
car with you wisely...














or do you wish that someone else
was in the car with you?














The song you were chillin to was the
LAST song you EVER heard.














Don't you wish you could have had the chance to
tell everyone you loved them?















Don't you wish you could have told your parents
you loved them one last time?















Don't you wish you could have
kissed your boy/girlfriend one last time?













Don't you wish you could have told
your crush how much you loved them?














Don't you wish you could hug your
friends one last time?











Don't you wish you had the chance
to do all of those things?











You still do.










Send this email to everyone you love, hate,...










friends, family, even enemies.








Just send this to everyone you know.









This really didn't happen to you.










But, pray for all of the people that it DID happen to










AND remember this quote:
"Live every day to its fullest......"











and when someone says that they love you,










know the meaning of it








and mean
it when you say it too.






Send this to every one you care about before you lose you chance. If you don't send this on and just delete it all it means is that your cold hearted and emotoinless.
Tell some one that you care.






This is a magical friendship rose.
You must pass this rose to
at least five friends within
an hour of receiving it.
After you do, make a wish
and your fondest wish shall come true!
A true friend will send this rose back to you...

 
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Old 01-29-2004, 11:55 AM   #2
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Your friends are fucking stupid.

 
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Old 01-29-2004, 11:56 AM   #3
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who sent that to you? i kind of got one like that a couple of weeks ago.

 
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Old 01-29-2004, 11:58 AM   #4
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Your friends are fucking stupid.
Quote:
Originally posted by Fall Down Blue
look what some dumb cunt sent to me.


 
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Old 01-29-2004, 12:24 PM   #5
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Seeing the rose made me spit my pop out.

 
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Old 01-29-2004, 12:31 PM   #6
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This is a magical friendship rose


 
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Old 01-29-2004, 12:36 PM   #7
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if you hit a speed bump you shouldnt have been driving so fast to die, this email makes no logical sense.....

yes i have to agree its dumb!

 
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Old 01-29-2004, 01:35 PM   #8
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:erm :erm :erm

oh wait, I was just imagining it
phew

lots of scrolling involved in that one

 
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Old 01-29-2004, 03:56 PM   #9
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"Those were the LAST panties you EVER wore."

"Did you ever WANT to DIE in those panties?"

"Would you have chosen to wear a DIFFERENT pair??"

This is a magical friendship rose, and you have eight watches.
Goodnight.

 
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Old 01-29-2004, 04:04 PM   #10
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Default Re: Dumbest email EVER

Quote:
Originally posted by Fall Down Blue

This really didn't happen to you.
no fucking way! *whew* i was so deep in imagination i thought i was seeing a white light

 
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Old 01-29-2004, 04:05 PM   #11
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magical rose

 
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Old 01-29-2004, 04:13 PM   #12
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the thing that bothers me the most is the dramatic use of the "enter" key.

 
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