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Old 01-27-2004, 12:45 AM   #1
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Thumbs down my roommate wore my socks today

not cool. dont ever wear my clothes without asking. especially when you're a dirty hippie.

 
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Old 01-27-2004, 12:46 AM   #2
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the solution is simple: KILL HER.

 
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Old 01-27-2004, 12:46 AM   #3
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Old 01-27-2004, 12:47 AM   #4
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I stole 3 pair of shorty socks from my last roomate : D
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Old 01-27-2004, 12:47 AM   #5
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Jerk off in a pair of their socks.

 
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Old 01-27-2004, 12:49 AM   #6
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I don't like it when people come to visit and use my towel to dry their genitals off with when they get out of the shower.

 
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Old 01-27-2004, 12:50 AM   #7
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My 6'5" Korean male apartmentmate would sneak into my room and steal socks to wear when he ran out. He would always take ones with funny/cute patterns on them. The whole sock only barely covered the soles of his feet. It was funny the first time.

 
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Old 01-27-2004, 12:50 AM   #8
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I don't like it when people come to visit and use my towel to dry their genitals off with when they get out of the shower.
Do they dry anything else off with it?

 
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Old 01-27-2004, 12:52 AM   #9
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Do they dry anything else off with it?
probably other parts of their body.

maybe they wipe their ass with it.

i don't know what they do in there.

 
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Old 01-27-2004, 01:05 AM   #10
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my roommate has confiscated my knee high striped rainbow socks.. but then she's all about the gay pride, so it's allowed.

 
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Old 01-27-2004, 02:36 AM   #11
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Jerk off in a pair of their socks.

right....
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Old 01-27-2004, 02:46 AM   #12
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my roommate/former friend has 2 of my favorite shirts-my blue vintage mickey mouse one and my fucking rad 1980's le coq sportif biker's shirt. i could simply ask him for them and i'm sure he'd give them back, but i hate that i even have to ask. so i don't. so the moral is: don't be a pussy and don't end friendships with manipulative people who live 10 ft away.

 
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Old 01-27-2004, 02:48 AM   #13
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my roommate/former friend has 2 of my favorite shirts-my blue vintage mickey mouse one and my fucking rad 1980's le coq sportif biker's shirt. i could simply ask him for them and i'm sure he'd give them back, but i hate that i even have to ask. so i don't. so the moral is: don't be a pussy and don't end friendships with manipulative people who live 10 ft away.
I can call him and tell him to give them back.
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Old 01-27-2004, 02:50 AM   #14
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doesnt she have a big vagina?

 
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Old 01-27-2004, 02:51 AM   #15
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I can call him and tell him to give them back.
or you could kick him in the nads for me. i would like that.

 
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Old 01-27-2004, 02:53 AM   #16
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WELL THE BITCH MUST DIE, THEN.

 
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Old 01-27-2004, 03:00 AM   #17
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Hippies rulez.. Guy hippies suck, but girl hippies put out.

 
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Old 01-27-2004, 11:11 AM   #18
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I'd feel bad for anyone who wore my thermal socks. I've only got 5 pairs but I don't do laundry that often.... :erm

 
Old 01-27-2004, 12:10 PM   #19
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I stole 3 pair of shorty socks from my last roomate : D

 
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Old 01-27-2004, 02:53 PM   #20
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That's why I'm glad I live with 2 guys. They don't steal my clothes. But they do try to steal my razors. BOYS DONT USE PINK RAZORS WITH DAISEYS ON THEM!! I KNOW IT!!

However, if anyone were to steal my socks, I would search them down and beat them with their own spleen.

 
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