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View Poll Results: Which would you rather be
Candied apple (extremely large boobs and stomach, stick legs and no ass) 5 13.16%
Fucked up pear (small boobs and stomach, extremely large ass and thighs) 11 28.95%
I'm a boy 22 57.89%
Voters: 38. You may not vote on this poll

 
 
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Old 01-25-2004, 02:56 PM   #1
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Old 01-25-2004, 03:00 PM   #2
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i had a roommate who was a fucked up pear last year.. it was horrible.

 
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Old 01-25-2004, 03:01 PM   #3
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i had a music teacher from 5-6th grade, and we called her Miss TT (thunder thighs). they were enormous! and seriously, for real, looked like a pear. so i picked option 1.

 
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Old 01-25-2004, 03:04 PM   #4
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I'm a big ass pear, but not to the extent that I can rest cups on the sides of my ass or anythiing. The thing is I think its more controllable to be pear shaped if you exercise....
I dunno. I've seen a few candied apple girls (like, extreme) and I feel bad for them too but honestly have no clue as I'm on the opposite end of the spectrum. I think its harder for them to lose weight, but then again they could just get boob jobs...

 
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Old 01-25-2004, 03:04 PM   #5
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Old 01-25-2004, 03:05 PM   #6
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I'm a butternut squash.

 
Old 01-25-2004, 03:07 PM   #7
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can i be a boy? for the longest time looked kinda like one... my body did anyways. i have "classic feminine features" or whatever bullshit people say

 
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Old 01-25-2004, 03:07 PM   #8
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This thread has made me chortle.

 
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Old 01-25-2004, 03:09 PM   #9
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why is it called a messed up pear though? if a pear is right side up wouldn't it be small on top and big on bottom? or am I being stupid? and those pictures are really really scary.

 
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Old 01-25-2004, 03:19 PM   #10
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I did a google image search for butternut squash. Here's what I found:

http://www.harrismoran.com/products/...mbutternut.jpg

AND:

http://www.billy-corgan.com/Billy_large.jpg

WTF????????

 
Old 01-25-2004, 03:21 PM   #11
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DEAD SEXY!!!!

 
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Old 01-25-2004, 03:25 PM   #12
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i voted pear. i don't know why.

i wouldn't say i'm either of those. butternut squash seems like a good description.

 
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Old 01-25-2004, 03:31 PM   #13
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Old 01-25-2004, 03:42 PM   #14
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I'm exactly like the pear, except I don't have small tits.

My mom is an apple, she's huge around the tummy, but has absolutely no ass, and toothpick legs.

 
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Old 01-25-2004, 04:38 PM   #15
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Pears rule.
http://www.apo.nmsu.edu/site/directory/kloomis/pear.gif

*fact* I've never met a pear I didn't want to eat
*fact* Pears taste sweet and juicy
*fact* Pear trees can produce fruit up to 100 years
*fact* There are more than 5000 different types of pears

 
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Old 01-25-2004, 05:12 PM   #16
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I'm a pear, but I have tits.

 
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Old 01-26-2004, 02:41 AM   #17
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I'm a big ass pear, but not to the extent that I can rest cups on the sides of my ass or anythiing.
PIANO ASS!

 
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Old 01-26-2004, 02:46 AM   #18
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i have dated a couple of girls that were pears, but never a girl that was a candied apple.

 
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Old 01-26-2004, 02:59 AM   #19
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im a stupid combination of both of them.
no butt, largeish thighs, small tummy, medium-large boobs.
blah. id love to have an ass.

 
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Old 01-26-2004, 03:01 AM   #20
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How about balanced, you dumb bitch?
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Old 01-26-2004, 05:03 AM   #21
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i don't want to sound... conceited i guess, but i'm pretty well proportioned. i have medium-large (C) boobs and i don't know... i curve where i'm supposed to. nothing is out of place. my butt is normal, my hips and thighs are normal...

 
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Old 01-26-2004, 10:41 AM   #22
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i don't want to sound... conceited i guess, but i'm pretty well proportioned. i have medium-large (C) boobs and i don't know... i curve where i'm supposed to. nothing is out of place. my butt is normal, my hips and thighs are normal...
Yeah, me too. I'm a little overweight but I don't think it's very offensive because everything is where it's supposed to be. If we're getting picky, I could use a little more ass.

I'd rather be the pear if I had to choose, because the candy apple has always freaked me out. I mean that. Freaked. Me. Out.

 
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