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Old 01-25-2004, 02:38 AM   #1
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Default do farts freeze?

notworthtelling: is it true that if you fart ina jar, then freeze it, it turns green?
sink and whine: whoa! i dont know!
notworthtelling: TRY IT
sink and whine: you can freeze a fart?1
notworthtelling: i dont see why not!
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Old 01-25-2004, 02:39 AM   #2
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Old 01-25-2004, 04:59 PM   #3
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Wouldnt the fart escape from the jar through the creases? Or the amount of time it took you to screw on the lid?

No, it will not freeze and turn green.

 
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Old 01-25-2004, 05:02 PM   #4
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Old 01-25-2004, 05:04 PM   #5
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If that was true, every time a Canadian farted outside we'd leave a green jet behind us.

 
Old 01-25-2004, 05:06 PM   #6
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If that was true, every time a Canadian farted outside we'd leave a green jet behind us.

 
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Old 01-25-2004, 05:06 PM   #7
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If that was true, every time a Canadian farted outside we'd leave a green jet behind us.

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Old 01-25-2004, 05:06 PM   #8
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If that was true, every time a Canadian farted outside we'd leave a green jet behind us.
Is that what that is?

 
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Old 01-25-2004, 05:06 PM   #9
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If that was true, every time a Canadian farted outside we'd leave a green jet behind us.
hahahah

but if you let it freeze for like... a day?

 
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Old 01-25-2004, 05:11 PM   #10
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Old 01-25-2004, 05:27 PM   #11
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you have to find out if methane is lighter than air or heavier than air.

You have to know whether to fart UP into the jar, or DOWN into the jar!

 
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Old 01-25-2004, 05:43 PM   #12
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you have to find out if methane is lighter than air or heavier than air.

You have to know whether to fart UP into the jar, or DOWN into the jar!
Science experiment for me!!!

 
Old 01-25-2004, 05:45 PM   #13
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Science experiment for me!!!
Do one where you fart UP into the jar & one where you fart down into the jar, and see which one turns greener in the freezer

 
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Old 01-25-2004, 05:48 PM   #14
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Do one where you fart UP into the jar & one where you fart down into the jar, and see which one turns greener in the freezer
I only have one free jar.

 
Old 01-25-2004, 08:14 PM   #15
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According to chemfinder.com, methane has a

melting point -182.47 C
boiling point -161.45 C


Therefore at temperatures of less than -183 C (possibly less since farts aren't entirely methane and impure compounds have lower boiling/melting points), farts do indeed freeze!

 
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Old 01-25-2004, 08:15 PM   #16
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According to chemfinder.com, methane has a

melting point -182.47 C
boiling point -161.45 C


Therefore at temperatures of less than -183 C (possibly less since farts aren't entirely methane and impure compounds have lower boiling/melting points), farts do indeed freeze!
QUICK! TO ANTARTICA!

 
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Old 01-25-2004, 08:34 PM   #17
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QUICK! TO ANTARTICA!
SPACEFART4U?!?!?

 
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