i'm turning seventeen on Monday

Johnny Zoloft · 11-09-2002, 06:30 PM

what should i ask for for my birthday? i really have no clue.

The Gaddrow · 11-09-2002, 06:57 PM

Happy Birthday, yo.

Ask for a puppy. Puppies rock.

Johnny Zoloft · 11-09-2002, 07:05 PM

already got a puppy. and a kitty.

i've got no ideas.

hereisnowhy · 11-09-2002, 07:44 PM

Exotic candy.

jenn · 11-09-2002, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by killtheyouth
A Vietnamese mail order bride.

he's 17!

ask for a car.

Johnny Zoloft · 11-09-2002, 08:05 PM

i've already got a car.

Shattered · 11-09-2002, 11:23 PM

A purple unicorn with pink polka dots that could fly..uh.. unless you already have one of course..=/

Squashing Pineapples · 11-09-2002, 11:30 PM

You're so young! I miss when my age still had "teen" on it.
Anyway, ask for a Real Doll www.realdoll.com

Ghetto_Squirrel · 11-09-2002, 11:31 PM

17th birthdays suck.

At 16, you can drive, and at 18 you can buy lottery tickets, porn, and cigarettes, and vote. I think the only thing you get when you're 17 is the ability to get into R-rated movies.

Ghetto_Squirrel · 11-09-2002, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Johnny Zoloft
i've already got a car.

A hydraulic lift kit.

Johnny Zoloft · 11-10-2002, 01:56 AM

mom, can i have a Real Doll?

http://www.realdoll.com/Maledoll/md08.jpg

Shattered · 11-10-2002, 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Johnny Zoloft
mom, can i have a Real Doll?

*shudderz*

..Some of those dolls look pretty damn scary..I don't think I could bring myself to actually..you know.."do" one of those dolls..

Johnny Zoloft · 11-10-2002, 02:05 AM

but they look pretty life-like when you aren't exactly looking at their face...as in when they're plastic asses are in the air.

strange_one · 11-10-2002, 08:06 AM

that is a pretty small p3nis on that doll

11-09-2002, 06:30 PM	#1
Johnny Zoloft Apocalyptic Poster Location: Birmingham Posts: 1,184	i'm turning seventeen on Monday what should i ask for for my birthday? i really have no clue.

11-09-2002, 11:31 PM	#9
Ghetto_Squirrel Minion of Satan Location: Chicago Posts: 7,157	17th birthdays suck. At 16, you can drive, and at 18 you can buy lottery tickets, porn, and cigarettes, and vote. I think the only thing you get when you're 17 is the ability to get into R-rated movies. __________________

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11-09-2002, 06:57 PM	#2
The Gaddrow Minion of Satan Location: Nowhere Posts: 7,047	Happy Birthday, yo. Ask for a puppy. Puppies rock.

11-09-2002, 07:05 PM	#3
Johnny Zoloft Apocalyptic Poster Location: Birmingham Posts: 1,184	already got a puppy. and a kitty. i've got no ideas.

11-09-2002, 07:44 PM	#4
hereisnowhy Minion of Satan Posts: 7,621	Exotic candy.

11-09-2002, 08:05 PM	#6
Johnny Zoloft Apocalyptic Poster Location: Birmingham Posts: 1,184	i've already got a car.

11-09-2002, 11:23 PM	#7
Shattered Apocalyptic Poster Location: Uranus Posts: 1,196	A purple unicorn with pink polka dots that could fly..uh.. unless you already have one of course..=/

11-09-2002, 11:30 PM	#8
Squashing Pineapples Banned Location: I'm outta here! Posts: 2,774	You're so young! I miss when my age still had "teen" on it. Anyway, ask for a Real Doll www.realdoll.com

11-10-2002, 01:56 AM	#11
Johnny Zoloft Apocalyptic Poster Location: Birmingham Posts: 1,184	mom, can i have a Real Doll? http://www.realdoll.com/Maledoll/md08.jpg

11-10-2002, 02:05 AM	#13
Johnny Zoloft Apocalyptic Poster Location: Birmingham Posts: 1,184	but they look pretty life-like when you aren't exactly looking at their face...as in when they're plastic asses are in the air.

11-10-2002, 08:06 AM	#14
strange_one No Chance Location: Here Posts: 13,788	that is a pretty small p3nis on that doll