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Old 01-24-2004, 01:34 PM   #1
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Red face have you ever peed your pants?

Due to fucked-upness, I mean. I haven't, but it's a huge fear. I'm really paranoid about it. And I don't remember it ever happening until after someone posted a series of pictures of drunk girls dancing on a table, and one of them pees their pants.

 
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Old 01-24-2004, 01:35 PM   #2
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I think I did it like in second grade or something. =/

 
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Old 01-24-2004, 01:50 PM   #3
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I think I did it like in second grade or something. =/
you got 'fucked up' on 2nd grade?!!!
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Old 01-24-2004, 01:54 PM   #4
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you got 'fucked up' on 2nd grade?!!!
No I peed my pants or something.
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Old 01-24-2004, 02:02 PM   #5
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No, but I've peed yours.

 
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Old 01-24-2004, 04:48 PM   #6
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I peed in my pants in grade 3!
The teacher wouldn't let me go to the bathroom and i was scared to go.

 
Old 01-24-2004, 05:10 PM   #7
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i almost crapped my pants on friday, but that was because of a bad case of diarrhea. Luckely i reached the toilet in time. Would have been rather annoying if i had crapped my pants at work.

 
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Old 01-24-2004, 05:11 PM   #8
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No.

 
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Old 01-24-2004, 05:12 PM   #9
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i've peed my pants from laughing too hard. but the last time i did that i was about 12-14

 
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Old 01-24-2004, 06:08 PM   #10
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i've peed my pants from laughing too hard. but the last time i did that i was about 12-14
i've done this too. my brother and i were in a fort we made in our room when i was about 10 or something and we were reading music and he was reading it all wrong and i was laughing so hard that i tried to run downstairs to the toilet but i didnt make it and peed on the stairs it was sad
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Old 01-24-2004, 06:22 PM   #11
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BLADDER OF STEEL PART TWO: DRY PANTS/ ETERNITY

... oh but i do have the fear of peeing myself. especially when durnk and laughing.

 
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Old 01-24-2004, 06:27 PM   #12
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There have been numerous times at the bar where I am waiting in line for the bathroom and I feel like I am not going to make it

 
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Old 01-24-2004, 06:33 PM   #13
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I'm glad I don't share the same horror stories, since normally I don't drink much water.

 
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Old 01-24-2004, 06:34 PM   #14
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yes... that tickles... you know... inside.

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Old 01-24-2004, 06:34 PM   #15
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I'm glad I don't share the same horror stories, since normally I don't drink much water.
just like hamsters!!

 
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Old 01-24-2004, 06:43 PM   #16
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No, but I crapped in my pants.

I was sick once and I couldn't hold that shit in so all in my pants... there it all goes.



I was 8.

 
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Old 01-24-2004, 06:52 PM   #17
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I PEED IN YOUR POOL!!!
I PEED IN YOUR POOL!!!







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Old 01-24-2004, 07:09 PM   #18
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i've peed my pants from laughing too hard. but the last time i did that i was about 12-14
Me too.
That was also about the time I lost my soul.

 
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Old 01-24-2004, 08:35 PM   #19
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no, i haven't.
But my friend mark has. I had this party at my place in the summer time a few years ago, and we just finished smoking a joint. A bunch of us were standing on my porch, and this wet puddle started to appear around mark. Not too many people noticed, but it was funny as hell. Anyways, we call him yellow belt because he acted tuff cuz he just started karate. He's a black belt now, but we still call him yellow. We also call him Gordo, he gets drunk easily.

 
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Old 01-24-2004, 08:35 PM   #20
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There have been numerous times at the bar where I am waiting in line for the bathroom and I feel like I am not going to make it
I've had this problem of being on the bus after a long night at the bar and had to get off to pee behind a bike store.... that was the last bus too.

 
Old 01-24-2004, 11:08 PM   #21
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Me too.
That was also about the time I lost my soul.
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Old 01-24-2004, 11:15 PM   #22
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once in about fifth grade, i was walking home from school and i had to pee really bad. i made it to the mailbox and pissed myself.

 
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Old 01-24-2004, 11:18 PM   #23
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That's sad...


 
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Old 01-25-2004, 12:04 AM   #24
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once in about fifth grade, i was walking home from school and i had to pee really bad. i made it to the mailbox and pissed myself.
I walked to my friends house thinking i could go pee at her house and hahaha she wasnt home so i had to run home and as i was running i peed myself so i walked the rest of the way backwards ...




oh and she lives 4 houses away
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Old 01-25-2004, 12:08 AM   #25
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I walked to my friends house thinking i could go pee at her house and hahaha she wasnt home so i had to run home and as i was running i peed myself so i walked the rest of the way backwards ...




oh and she lives 4 houses away
Oh, and this was last week!

 
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