This pic is still scaring the hell out of me

Nothing/everything · 01-24-2004, 04:49 PM

Some years ago when i saw a Discovery documentary concerning Francois de loys' terrible Venezuala expedition somewhere early 20th century, the director thought it was a good idea to confront me with this:

http://members.aol.com/karlshuker/ameranthropoides.gif

Argh. It's either an unknown species or a huge spidermonkey, but this pic still freaks me out every time i see it...

http://www.n2.net/prey/bigfoot/hominids/drfrancois.htm

Axis of Action · 01-24-2004, 04:50 PM

holy mother of fuck. I think I just peed my pants. this is a spinoff, right?

Nothing/everything · 01-24-2004, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sehki
this is a spinoff, right?

actually yes, inspired by...
i thought the thing was terrible enough to deserve an own thread.

Toby · 01-24-2004, 04:52 PM

PLANET OF THE APES!

Axis of Action · 01-24-2004, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Toby
PLANET OF THE APES!

Planet of the holy shit I'm getting a machine gun and committing extinction.

Affectation · 01-24-2004, 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sehki

Planet of the holy shit I'm getting a machine gun and committing extinction.

Why are you so over dramatic and stupid?

Axis of Action · 01-24-2004, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Affectation
Why are you so over dramatic and stupid?

Because you're calm and smart.

mirrar · 01-24-2004, 05:00 PM

thats awesome.

the · 01-24-2004, 05:03 PM

http://members.aol.com/karlshuker/ameranthropoides.gif

it's a boy monkey man!

Orchestra · 01-24-2004, 05:03 PM

He looks sad

Nimrod · 05:09 PM

That's so obviously a costume. Haven't any of you seen "Trading Places?" Ape costume /= ape.

Axis of Action · 01-24-2004, 05:05 PM

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Originally posted by Orchestra
He looks sad

I thought he looked proud. And strong. Like he knew he was scaring the shit out of me.

Toby · 01-24-2004, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Orchestra
He looks sad

How would you feel if you had a stick protruding from your neck?

Nothing/everything · 01-24-2004, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by the
it's a boy monkey man!

well, according to the *******d link female spider monkeys have a long, bulbous clitoris, that people, even today often mistaken for the male sex organ

vanilla · 01-24-2004, 05:11 PM

yes, i'm scared.

Ghetto_Squirrel · 01-24-2004, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nimrod
That's so obviously a costume.

That was my first suspicion, but on looking at it more, if it were, it would have to be worn by a extraordinarily gaunt person.

machinaddict · 01-24-2004, 05:26 PM

is that stick stuck in its throat?

the · 01-24-2004, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nothing/everything

well, according to the *******d link female spider monkeys have a long, bulbous clitoris, that people, even today often mistaken for the male sex organ

BIG FAT CLIT THAT LOOKS LIKE A PENIX??!

woh... this could be the greatest thing known to man...

Geek USA · 01-24-2004, 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Orchestra
He looks sad

Isle · 01-24-2004, 06:16 PM

if that thing is a clit, he/she'll be easy to fight off. just poke the clit with a stick

roland · 01-24-2004, 06:21 PM

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Originally posted by Isle
if that thing is a clit, he/she'll be easy to fight off. just poke the clit with a stick

well if its a clit it's not going to be a he, is it?

Isle · 01-24-2004, 06:32 PM

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Originally posted by roland

well if its a clit it's not going to be a he, is it?

there's an exception to every rule.

noir cat · 01-24-2004, 07:12 PM

Why is there a stick under it's chin?

Nimrod · 01-24-2004, 07:29 PM

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Originally posted by undivinemartyr
Why is there a stick under it's chin?

it is?

Nimrod · 01-24-2004, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ghetto_Squirrel

That was my first suspicion, but on looking at it more, if it were, it would have to be worn by a extraordinarily gaunt person.

Or no one at all.

01-24-2004, 04:49 PM	#1
Nothing/everything Minion of Satan Location: Groningen; Netherlands Posts: 8,000	This pic is still scaring the hell out of me Some years ago when i saw a Discovery documentary concerning Francois de loys' terrible Venezuala expedition somewhere early 20th century, the director thought it was a good idea to confront me with this: http://members.aol.com/karlshuker/ameranthropoides.gif Argh. It's either an unknown species or a huge spidermonkey, but this pic still freaks me out every time i see it... http://www.n2.net/prey/bigfoot/hominids/drfrancois.htm

01-24-2004, 05:03 PM	#9
the Minion of Satan Location: ajksaksak. Posts: 7,794	Re: This pic is still scaring the hell out of me http://members.aol.com/karlshuker/ameranthropoides.gif it's a boy monkey man!

01-24-2004, 05:04 PM	#11
Nimrod Macho Business Donkey Wrestler Location: the cross i'm bearing home 'aint indicative of my place Posts: 5,410	That's so obviously a costume. Haven't any of you seen "Trading Places?" Ape costume /= ape. Last edited by Nimrod : 01-24-2004 at 05:09 PM.

01-24-2004, 04:50 PM	#2
Axis of Action Socialphobic Location: ur underpants lol Posts: 13,209	holy mother of fuck. I think I just peed my pants. this is a spinoff, right?

01-24-2004, 04:52 PM	#4
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	PLANET OF THE APES!

01-24-2004, 05:00 PM	#8
mirrar Braindead Location: in our bedroom, after the war. Posts: 19,826	thats awesome.

01-24-2004, 05:03 PM	#10
Orchestra Minion of Satan Posts: 7,776	He looks sad

01-24-2004, 05:11 PM	#15
vanilla Minion of Satan Posts: 9,812	yes, i'm scared.

01-24-2004, 05:26 PM	#17
machinaddict Apocalyptic Poster Location: Wolfville, NS Posts: 4,617	is that stick stuck in its throat?

01-24-2004, 06:16 PM	#20
Isle Braindead Location: Unison Posts: 19,375	if that thing is a clit, he/she'll be easy to fight off. just poke the clit with a stick

01-24-2004, 07:12 PM	#23
noir cat Socialphobic Location: Hicksville, NY Posts: 11,699	Why is there a stick under it's chin?