did you get any ass gil?

Elvis The Fat Years · 01-24-2004, 06:43 AM

let me smell your fingers.

Elvis The Fat Years · 01-24-2004, 06:43 AM

ok thats not working. let me lick them.

Elvis The Fat Years · 01-24-2004, 06:45 AM

eh. thats not working either. let me take my pants off and you stick them up my bum.

i hate to get all scientific but it has to be done

Fattening Ass · 01-24-2004, 06:51 AM

no i didn'ty but i almost blew my baldder walking to find a pissing place

gpub · 01-24-2004, 06:51 AM

hmmmm .... weird:erm

Fattening Ass · 01-24-2004, 06:53 AM

oops i mean bladder.

Elvis The Fat Years · 01-24-2004, 06:56 AM

http://www.heroisdamarvel.blogger.co...unk%20piss.jpg

gpub · 01-24-2004, 06:56 AM

what happened ...why didn't you get any?

gpub · 01-24-2004, 06:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elvis The Fat Years
http://www.heroisdamarvel.blogger.co...unk%20piss.jpg

That's fuckin great right there

Fattening Ass · 01-24-2004, 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gpub
what happened ...why didn't you get any?

read the post that i made in the other thread ....

gpub · 01-24-2004, 07:01 AM

burning your mouth... WTF. Hit that shit. She must think you're a real pussy.

I mean ... really.

"oh, baby... i gotta go. I burt my mouth."

Seriously

Elvis The Fat Years · 01-24-2004, 07:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fattening Ass
no i didn'ty but i almost blew my baldder walking to find a pissing place

well then do you think you can take your fingers outta my ass then??

Fattening Ass · 01-24-2004, 07:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elvis The Fat Years

well then do you think you can take your fingers outta my ass then??

never!

Elvis The Fat Years · 01-24-2004, 07:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gpub
burning your mouth... WTF. Hit that shit. She must think you're a real pussy.

I mean ... really.

"oh, baby... i gotta go. I burt my mouth."

Seriously

wow!

gpub · 01-24-2004, 07:03 AM

me?

still.. come on

Elvis The Fat Years · 01-24-2004, 07:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fattening Ass
never!

were gonna look funny walking down the street. people will laugh.

Fattening Ass · 01-24-2004, 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elvis The Fat Years

were gonna look funny walking down the street. people will laugh.

let them laugh all they want !

Elvis The Fat Years · 01-24-2004, 07:06 AM

then the cops will come and we'll go to jail where i hear that type of activity is accepted.

Fattening Ass · 01-24-2004, 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elvis The Fat Years
then the cops will come and we'll go to jail where i hear that type of activity is accepted.

then there is n othing to worry aboyut.

Fattening Ass · 01-24-2004, 07:07 AM

speel check for me?

Elvis The Fat Years · 01-24-2004, 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fattening Ass
speel check for me?

:checks you speel:

you are now pregnant.

Fattening Ass · 01-24-2004, 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elvis The Fat Years

:checks you speel:

you are now pregnant.

I CAN'T GET PREGNANT IF I DIDN'T HAVE SEX.

Elvis The Fat Years · 01-24-2004, 07:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fattening Ass
I CAN'T GET PREGNANT IF I DIDN'T HAVE SEX.

you have to do jumping jacks and sing showtunes after sex and youll get knocked up faster than trykristen at a pep-rally.

Fattening Ass · 01-24-2004, 07:13 AM

WON'T I GET MENTOPAUSED ?!?!

blackfaerie · 01-24-2004, 09:39 AM

mentos? mint, mixed fruit or cherry?

Helena Handbasket · 01-24-2004, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elvis The Fat Years
http://www.heroisdamarvel.blogger.co...unk%20piss.jpg

It's pictures like this one that I think always make me paranoid that I'm going to pee my pants when I'm fucked up. It hasn't yet, but it's bound to happen. When I get really high, I laugh so hard I'm afraid I'm going to pee my pants so I walk around holding my crotch.

Nimrod · 01-24-2004, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fattening Ass
I CAN'T GET PREGNANT IF I DIDN'T HAVE SEX.

Did you swim in the public pool?

01-24-2004, 06:43 AM	#1
Elvis The Fat Years 007 373 5963 Posts: 31,408	did you get any ass gil? let me smell your fingers.

01-24-2004, 06:45 AM	#3
Elvis The Fat Years 007 373 5963 Posts: 31,408	eh. thats not working either. let me take my pants off and you stick them up my bum. i hate to get all scientific but it has to be done

01-24-2004, 06:51 AM	#4
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,825	no i didn'ty but i almost blew my baldder walking to find a pissing place

01-24-2004, 06:51 AM	#5
gpub Minion of Satan Location: You's guys dont's likes the Toki... Well fucks you's Posts: 5,782	hmmmm .... weird:erm

01-24-2004, 06:53 AM	#6
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,825	oops i mean bladder.

01-24-2004, 06:56 AM	#7
Elvis The Fat Years 007 373 5963 Posts: 31,408	http://www.heroisdamarvel.blogger.co...unk%20piss.jpg

01-24-2004, 07:01 AM	#11
gpub Minion of Satan Location: You's guys dont's likes the Toki... Well fucks you's Posts: 5,782	burning your mouth... WTF. Hit that shit. She must think you're a real pussy. I mean ... really. "oh, baby... i gotta go. I burt my mouth." Seriously

01-24-2004, 07:03 AM	#15
gpub Minion of Satan Location: You's guys dont's likes the Toki... Well fucks you's Posts: 5,782	me? still.. come on

01-24-2004, 07:06 AM	#18
Elvis The Fat Years 007 373 5963 Posts: 31,408	then the cops will come and we'll go to jail where i hear that type of activity is accepted.

01-24-2004, 07:07 AM	#20
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,825	speel check for me?

01-24-2004, 07:13 AM	#24
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,825	WON'T I GET MENTOPAUSED ?!?!

01-24-2004, 09:39 AM	#25
blackfaerie cherrybombs, Red Bulls, and vodka. No really, I'm not a lush. Location: the liquor store, restocking. Posts: 8,883	mentos? mint, mixed fruit or cherry?