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Old 01-22-2004, 02:37 AM   #1
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Default The greatest game of beer pong EVAR!

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Old 01-22-2004, 02:38 AM   #2
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why am i unfamiliar with this game?!

 
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Old 01-22-2004, 02:39 AM   #3
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i guess they're waiting for the chicks to show up...

 
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Old 01-22-2004, 02:40 AM   #4
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i guess they're waiting for the chicks to show up...
LOL
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Old 01-22-2004, 02:42 AM   #5
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that game would take like a day to complete. re-racks are a necessity.

 
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Old 01-22-2004, 03:24 AM   #6
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how does it work?

 
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Old 01-22-2004, 03:28 AM   #7
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how does it work?
there are 2 teams, one on each side of the table. The object is to throw ping pong balls into the opposing teams cups. if you get a ball into one of their cups then they have to drink the beer in the cup that the ping pong ball just went in. The cup is then removed from the playing field. This continues til all of one teams cups are gone thus producing a winner.

 
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Old 01-22-2004, 03:35 AM   #8
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too bad it looks like a frat house, which means they're drinking watered down american beer.

 
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Old 01-22-2004, 03:37 AM   #9
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too bad it looks like a frat house, which means they're drinking watered down american beer.
im pretty sure it is a frat house. it looks like beast ice, what the fuck is wrong with that... theres 4 cases involved in that game, a lot of beer needs to be consumed, you cant have thick shit filling you up.

 
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Old 01-22-2004, 03:38 AM   #10
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in beer pong, there are no winners and losers, only drunk people.

 
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Old 01-22-2004, 03:39 AM   #11
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in beer pong, there are no winners and losers, only drunk people.
but its fun anyways.

 
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Old 01-22-2004, 04:24 AM   #12
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I like how drunks play games that show off their diminished motor skills.

 
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Old 01-22-2004, 04:28 AM   #13
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I like how drunks play games that show off their diminished motor skills.
like operating heavy machinery?

 
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Old 01-22-2004, 04:32 AM   #14
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im pretty sure it is a frat house. it looks like beast ice, what the fuck is wrong with that... theres 4 cases involved in that game, a lot of beer needs to be consumed, you cant have thick shit filling you up.
Questions:
1. how many people play this game?
2. what percentage is this so-called "beast ice"?
3. how can you even tell it's beast ice?
4. it doesn't have to be thick shit. it just needs to have a 5 before the decimal.
5. 4. wasn't a question was it?
6. What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

 
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Old 01-22-2004, 11:21 AM   #15
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i guess they're waiting for the chicks to show up...

 
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Old 01-22-2004, 11:23 AM   #16
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adds this to my list of things i have got to do!

 
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Old 01-22-2004, 11:27 AM   #17
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Only pussies need excuses and games to drink.

 
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Old 01-22-2004, 02:03 PM   #18
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Questions:
1. how many people play this game?
2. what percentage is this so-called "beast ice"?
3. how can you even tell it's beast ice?
4. it doesn't have to be thick shit. it just needs to have a 5 before the decimal.
5. 4. wasn't a question was it?
6. What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
1. its usually teams of 2 that play. at least thats how i play it.
2. beast ice is like 6%
3. Because i drink it all the time in milwaukee
4. ok
5. no it wasnt
6. African or european?

 
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Old 01-22-2004, 02:05 PM   #19
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Only pussies need excuses and games to drink.
No kidding. Just buy the shit, drink it, and act like an asshole.

What's wrong with the good ol' American way?

 
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Old 01-22-2004, 02:08 PM   #20
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I'll even supply a free how-to:

http://ravenguy98.homestead.com/files/beer.JPG

 
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Old 01-22-2004, 02:09 PM   #21
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the only times i've ever seen or played beer pong has been at parties in san diego. everytime i'm down there it's beer pong and an ice luge.

and to all the haters, get over it. it's just people having a good time. not to mention beer pong easily converts into strip pong (when the teams are right, of course)

 
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Old 01-24-2004, 03:14 AM   #22
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The Americans only invented this game because they have no talent when it comes to conventional ping-pong.

 
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Old 01-24-2004, 03:17 AM   #23
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The Americans only invented this game because they have no talent when it comes to conventional ping-pong.
did you make this name just to comment on this thread?
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Old 01-24-2004, 03:19 AM   #24
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did you make this name just to comment on this thread?
no comment.

 
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Old 01-24-2004, 03:12 PM   #25
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no comment.
figures...

 
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