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Apocalyptic Poster
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At the end of a tiny, deserted bar is a huge Scottish bloke
- 6ft 5 and 350lbs. He's having a few beers when a short, well- dressed and obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him. After three or four beers the queer fella finally plucks up the courage to say something to the Liverpudlian. Leaning over towards the Scotsman he whispers, "Do you want a blow-job?" At this the big guy leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the man in the face, knocking him off the stool. He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar and leaves him bruised and battered in the car park before returning to his seat. Amazed, the barman quickly brings over another beer. "I've never seen you react like that," he says, "just what did he say to you?" "I'm not sure," the Scouser replies, "something about a job." See what I mean! |
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Socialphobic
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No, Glenn. I don't see what you mean.
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Minion of Satan
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for the purposes of getting a better replies/views ratio, you should have went with the black man angle
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Apocalyptic Poster
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as long as it amused me and you thought it was cool right ![]() |
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Immortal
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its troo!!!!!
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Minion of Satan
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i'd heard it before like |
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