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Old 11-07-2002, 07:09 PM   #1
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Default i didnt know you could change black jokes to scouser jokes

At the end of a tiny, deserted bar is a huge Scottish bloke
- 6ft 5 and 350lbs. He's having a few beers when a short, well-
dressed and obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him.
After three or four beers the queer fella finally plucks up
the courage to say something to the Liverpudlian.

Leaning over towards the Scotsman he whispers, "Do you want
a blow-job?"

At this the big guy leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks
the man in the face, knocking him off the stool. He proceeds
to beat him all the way out of the bar and leaves him bruised
and battered in the car park before returning to his seat.
Amazed, the barman quickly brings over another beer. "I've never seen you react like that," he says, "just what did he
say to you?"
"I'm not sure," the Scouser replies, "something about a job."

See what I mean!

 
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Old 11-07-2002, 09:09 PM   #2
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No, Glenn. I don't see what you mean.

 
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Old 11-09-2002, 10:57 PM   #3
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for the purposes of getting a better replies/views ratio, you should have went with the black man angle

 
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Old 11-09-2002, 10:59 PM   #4
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Originally posted by scouse_dave
for the purposes of getting a better replies/views ratio, you should have went with the black man angle
hey what do i care if i dont get recognition
as long as it amused me

and you thought it was cool right

 
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Old 11-09-2002, 11:04 PM   #5
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its troo!!!!!

 
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Old 11-09-2002, 11:22 PM   #6
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and you thought it was cool right
yeah, i did actually...good joke

i'd heard it before like

 
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