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Old 01-22-2004, 11:43 PM   #1
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Unhappy Is it an urban legend that swallowing cum helps soothing throathaches?

Well, the chances that I try are of 0.000000000000000000000001%, but if someone proves without a doubt that it is a miracle cure, I might!

I'm sick of having my throat hurt... it does every time I swallow and I'm kind of congested so I'm not breathing well... and my head hurts too... I took an Advil and some yummy "natural" syrup for cough... I hope it doesn't do bad things along with the other meds I'm on (Paxil... took it this morning)...

Oh well, I guess I have to wait 'til it hurts, right?

If only my throat could feel better, I might be able to concentrate on stuff and have time pass faster :erm

*shrugs*

 
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Old 01-22-2004, 11:44 PM   #2
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You have bronchitis.

 
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Old 01-22-2004, 11:48 PM   #3
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dxm is all you really need.

 
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Old 01-22-2004, 11:49 PM   #4
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oh, wait... is paxil an maoi? if it is, you really don't need dxm.

 
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Old 01-22-2004, 11:52 PM   #5
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Thumbs up No. Don't.

Try some heroin.

 
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Old 01-23-2004, 12:15 AM   #6
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Default Re: No. Don't.

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Originally posted by undivinemartyr
Try some heroin.
are you a psych major?

 
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Old 01-23-2004, 12:48 AM   #7
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Default Re: No. Don't.

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Originally posted by undivinemartyr
Try some heroin.
I never thought you'd be a junkie....

 
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Old 01-23-2004, 01:16 AM   #8
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dxm is all you really need.
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